Monday, April 18, 2005

YES TO LIFE!!!!

I am saying YES!! I want it. Life is maximum high stakes good. To life!!! I feel Hebrew. Social fragmentation and the pressures of modern life are not worrying to me now. It is FUN I am after. Where will the fun start, is my next project. This is the paw of my mind, reaching out to life.

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As you can see, it is not made of Ham. But here is a syllogism for you to remember:

The lack of ham does not preclude magic.

103 comments:

Anonymous said...

MM you are so bohemian. Are you a turn of the century immigrant? I think you are on your way to becoming a local celebrity. Long live the paw.

Anonymous said...

This paw is so cute!!! I love paws. They are unbelievable. Go kitties!!!!

Buster said...

Cute cute cute! Paws make me nuts.

Sushi Blameful said...

Maximum luck to you Man Mountain. Good sun shine on your paw and life. Most excellent magic without ham and wait.

Lady Jane Sheepshacks said...

My dear, this paw is an exquisite specimen.

mountain man said...

thank you, YES!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

Reminds me of a cat I murdered.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

pesky mouse said...

Declawed...just the way I like 'em

Sushi Blameful said...

Hello Kitty
Soft pussy foot bring much sun. Today superior luck for product. Outstanding receive of fortune. Man has you favorable look?

mountain man said...

You must not murder the sacred kitties! They are your friends.

mountain man said...

I am very favorable-looking sushi. I am looking on the bright side. The bright side, as you know, is filled with possibility raining down on fur. I am thrilled to be emergent in this porous time.

mountain man said...

Even if I am a little blameful.

Soggy Toast said...

Please do not forget about me MM.

Anonymous said...

Good. But I say no to life. I hate you.

Sushi Blameful said...

It is very open here. Much polite Man Mountain. What blame you now?

tang said...

The feeling of wet fur on my neck arouses me, Mountain Man. I was once on deck a Russian Junker in Malaysia with 14 beautiful seamen, drinking vodka and wearing ermine. A downpour ensued and this texture, this sticky wetness, will forever master my soft spot.

chastity said...

Tang, you sound the slut. Is this really appropriate? Do you think we care?

Bubble of Nothing said...

No one cares, Tang, Chastity is right. I mean it's nice for you, but what does it do for us?

fairy butler said...

My butler brought me a delicious cafe this beautiful morn and I was happy to enjoy it with this celebration of FUN. FUN is the hidden stream, the supercharged atom, the wind inside my mind. It must always prevail. No to lameness, paranoia, and injustice. Yes to FUN!

This paw points to the road we all must follow. It is waving a belated birthday greeting to the esteemed Ham Paw. Happy Birthday HP!

pinkeye said...

"wind inside my mind"
Are you an Airhead?

tang said...

Hopefully it gives you something, bubble of nothing.

mountain man said...

Shut up PINK EYE!!!! YOU ARE TOO NEGATIVE. PLEASE GO AWAY ON A DAY LIKE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! STAY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mountain man said...

Hi Fairy Butler, thank you for the wellspring.

Bleet said...

Lack of ability to focus on attention span for five minutes or less intervals causes cirrhosis. Watch for the symptoms.

Stacey said...

Like, it's the cutest paw I've ever seen!

Lady Jane Sheepshacks said...

My my dear ones, cirrhosis is seriousis.

fairy butler said...

Dear Pink Eye,

I was referring to the string of FUN that unites all consciousness - the wind as a force of lightness and positivity. I am not sure what you mean by airhead, but I am happy to assume this identity. It's too early to get all combative. My head feels so full of air that I am lite and floaty. A real bubble brain - like a colorful balloon.

-FB

Bubble of Nothing said...

That sounds fffffriendly. A balloon head, bobbing around on top of your neck. Nice.

Cedric said...

Wassup hooligans? Who wants to party like it's 1999?

krixfort said...

hooray for today!!! even though I am having a crisis at the sub atomic level, it is not existential and therefore I am well adjusted and celebratory!! FUN is what I am hoping for today. Maximum FUN.

PD said...

I had so much fun last night with my new fella...I'm walking on sunshine! It's time to feel good!

fairy butler said...

Krix, I am glad you are able to maintain the fun and differentiate the correct crisis response. Good for you! And PD, right on. Sadly I am beginning to feel a waning of the FUN force within me. How can this be happening before noon? I may have to return to my cave-dwelling peel and eats soon.

PD said...

FB: It sounds as though the plague of the sub-otimal blood sugar levels has descended upon you. Please commence eating before disorientation overtakes you.

krixfort said...

fairy B, you were sounding so much better. . .do not let go of the F.U.N. I think you can maintain. Save the peel and eats for later!

fairy butler said...

I will try harder and save my peel-n-eats for later. If I can hold out. I am hooking up with fabeebles outside for some "lunch." I will raise my blood sugar with the Krunk and return to the beigeness with a bright face and dulled reality. Must conjure the FUN.

PD said...

Maybe you should squeeze in some Hopscotch after the KRUNK.

Asteroid said...

Bleet,
You are a sheep. Fall in line. You need to be counted.

krixfort said...

I was thinking about Fabeebles this morning. mostly because I like to say his name.

Sushi Blameful said...

Much tan joy Butler Fairy.

krixfort said...

Sushi, do you have the FUN today?

Silly billy bumbums said...

Yippee, such fun! Thank goodness my trust fund hasn't run out!

Lady Jane Sheepshacks said...

Ms. Blameful: please stay out of the sun, or you'll be tempura

Sushi Blameful said...

Much thanks and luck, Miss Sheepshacks.
The sun needs careful yes.
My batter is soft making.

Sushi Blameful said...

Happy Krixfort.
Much FUN yes and luck.
Serious cloud making and clean.
The blossoms worthy.

Bleet said...

Silly Billy Bum Bums, you sound like a spy. I am onto you.

mountain man said...

Sushi your wisdom counts times ten plus five. Thanks!!!! Fairy B you are too too too special for the world. Say hi to Fabeebles for me. Is Fabeebles a man or a lady? Can he/she teach me some more about piss?

Larry G. said...

PD. Thanks for a lovely evening last night. You are very beautiful and charming so much. I am loving you like I never done before.

PD said...

Oh Larry, you hunk of spunk! What time tonight?? I cannot wait for you to spread tahini on my breasts....

mountain man said...

Tahini??????? Why I oughtta..... I am going to kill this "Larry G." PD if you are trying to get my goatnads, you are succeeding.

Bleet said...

This Larry I think is unreal and possibly made of cheese. Look out for a strange smell.

PD said...

Larry likes all sorts of spreadables MM--he is not tied to just peanut butter. He is not made of cheese as far as I can tell, but love Cheez Whiz.

Lady Jane Sheepshacks said...

Oh my word! Does this Larry bloke like a good lemon curd?

Bleet said...

MM, he reeks of brie. It is not a good situation for PD. I believe she is succumbing to the worsening effects of blind rectitude.

PD, is your bum bleeding?

Larry G. said...

Y'all are just jealous of the intense sexual affair that is developing between me and my tailed wonder. PD!!! I do declare that you are the best fun.

mountain man said...

I am declaring that Larry you are in deep trouble. You may be one melty cheese man by tomorrow or some day in the near future. Gnar on you.

PD said...

My bum is still tingling with pleasure.
You stay away from Larry, MM!!!!!

Stacey said...

Like, ew! You are screwing around with a block of like, cheese??

P. Bloodgood said...

Help! I got a meteor on my neck!

Mysterious Excretion said...

What exactly does Larry smell like?

mountain man said...

Larry is doomed to smelling like gorgonzola and brie. Yuck.

PD said...

Larry smells like a man who has been dipping his stick all night--you dig?

Hairy Back said...

Meow meow the rites of passage are coming to you PD. Larry is not part of it. Larry is fun of nothing, a prancing terror from the outer boroughs. Please ignore the attitudes of Larry. Larry is tumult in tandem with lack of asphyxiation in a bad way. Please stay away !!!!

Frat Brother said...

Yes, Larry and I go way back. He is nothing but a lump of string cheese. He is a greasy fellow of the partially hydrogenated kind. I would not attempt to taste the stick.

Blue Sock Of Mourning said...

No tasty, no stick, no. Cannot improvise this into roles of future.

Sushi Blameful said...

Cheese process not bad, made nature like.
But man cheese bad luck, bad finding, no decent.
There is no sun in man cheese.
Hold throat tightway longtime.

Miramoto San said...

This cheese make me feer real good. It is rike I am floating on a cloud.

Yoshi Alabama said...

Miramoto San loser Japanese fake
would be:
"This cheese make feer rear good. Rike am froating on croud."
Imposter.

teddy yomamoto said...

I rike the paw.

Mirimoto San Imposter said...

Okay, okay, I was trying to fit in here with all you humorously superior creatures. Sorry

Sushi Blameful said...

Shameful. No sun.
I blame all of you.

Mario Batali said...

What are you talking about? Everyone knows that Parmesan is the "King of Cheese"

Larry said...

Oh PD, stop all that licking...it is driving me wwwwwwwwwwwild!

Sushi Blameful said...

Mirimoto San Replica
Find sun in you. No shame other.
Soft inside most yielding.

pinkeye said...

It's a bit nippy in here tonight, no?

Croney said...

Death to the demoness, Allegra Geller.
This plot is twisted.

Niddeleker said...

Listen, it doesn't matter if there are imposters made here or if mistakes are liver-bound or purple-sty-eye bound. Everybody be friendly or make idea of skies or go to the punishment, that's it, that's all.

Neck Meteor said...

Blame no one, it hurts you so. You cannot be boss of this, you cannot learn to fix through thou-hurting.

xenophobe said...

Will someone plaes explain the Japanese contingent?

Niddeleker said...

I am interested in the Japanese of faux. No loser, no ideas false. Make happening into voice of reason and let.

Anonymous said...

Japanese are spawned from aliens like the Dutch and the Swedes. Shhhh. Please.

Gary Coleman said...

What you talkin' 'bout Niddel?

Niddeleker said...

Gary, you may be dying.

Self-defecator said...

I am recovering from a nasty bout of looseness.

Loosey said...

I hate the self defecators. They give loosey a bad name.

Computer Dater said...

Why you should get to know me: I am smart and funny with no emotional baggage. I like men who are sure of themselves without being cocky, though they still maintain a cock.

Computer Dater Hater said...

I am an stink-bomb of a dude looking for a prissy little twit to ramify.

Anonymous said...

I hate cocky and prissy. I hate people in general. Please defame and delete.

Gary Coleman said...

Niddel--I'll show you who's dying! Come down here!

Mother said...

Pink Eye please report to your mother's lap for a spanking.

Pamper Man said...

Pink Eye I am you. I am Pink Eye. Pink Eye wears pampers. He is hateful.

Miramoto San said...

I rove pine eye! Pink Eye reary reary funny.

lion king said...

Daggers in your throat!! I am back and want to kill!

Self-defecator said...

Pamper Man...I need you, quick!

skankhole said...

Please shut it, LK and get back into the sleeping bag with me. I want to give you my crud.

Frail Old Man said...

I just wanted you to all know that I survived and did not die. The whole time I've been alive and reading this blog. Thank you for your gutsiness.

Grim Reaper said...

Ah, there you are Frail Old Man!

lion king said...

I am ready to foul things up for everyone. All of you should lose limbs. I hate you. HATE. DON'T BLOCK ME!!!!!!

lion king said...

READY TO LOSE YOUR THROATS AND FINGERTIPS???????

krixfort said...

ahhhhh Lion King! I for one am glad to see you! Welcome back. You too frail old man. Long live frail old man!

Sushi Blameful said...

Most Gracious open sun.
Now happy lost bad.

rudegaal said...

wow! people are really reponding to you..the kitty paw got me!:)
to life, even when it's hard, indeed!

Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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