Is the rule of the day today. I will wear loose, lightweight, casual clothes on my trip to the piercing parlor today. I have all kinds of metal dreams for my forehead, nipples, bum, and torso. When the pierced and/or enhanced places are less raw, I will switch to gutsier outfits. But for now, in my nervousness, I need the comfort of soft clothing. When I emerge, I will be a new MM with the following modifications:
1. Horns like Pan (one half goat - get it? - and the other half man)
2. Pierced nipples (this, I know, is no biggy, but it needed to be done)
3. Metal plates in bum cheeks
4. Rubber bands threaded with needles in long rows on either side of my torso.
Next Sunday is the tattoo parlor. Today is for metallurgy.