Are you into this look, sexy? How sexy could you be yourself? I feel there is confusion here. It is unmagical, alarming to be sure, and on the side of dubious evil. I am not recommended for this look.
What is all this talk of ridding yourself of God's gifts? Farm that hair. Grow beautiful locks on your lower back. Rub essential oils into your scalp and chest, matting the threadlike outgrowths into dark swirls of loveliness. comb, brush, braid and bun that gorgeousness....
I don't think I should touch Soosie. She sounds so twelve. How bout that booze? I gotst some rounds of Jack Daniels for you. But you have to play gay first.
I want to be fun in the sun today, Fried Dinner, leave me be. Hi Krix! I am loving of men today, it's nothing to fear. Do not be jealous. I will swing back to the other room tomorrow.
Hey sexy, I am sure you are at least somewhat sexy. What are your ears like?
Pink Eye, that's it!!! Be friendly to the sensitive co-friends. Everyone is too much fun. Be nicer and people will give you the Jack you deserve. xxxooo
I'm krunked UP! I looked forcefully into the eyes of the hirsute. Dead on, damn straight. The follicles are on the march up me leg, me pit, me back, me palms. I'm slamming here, out of bounds, fun in the sun, sipping on my jism. Yes, that's right. I dare you to race to space spazzoids. Can you hear the babies feasting? I'm krunked UP!
I beg to differ with you gangsta, and my krunk begs to be differed with. I love the fur, I want to slather that fur with my krunk juice. I want to run my witchy fingers through that krunked fur and make little DQ sculptures all over, and then let it get all crusty and scratch my belly rash with them. It's nice and inflamed and salted with little white pustules. The piss is all mixed up and can be ordered as a "Golden Shake" at Ned's tonight. Please MM, no shaving, waxing, or depilitating. Smooth is for babies.
Hey Juicy you sound hot. Wanna go home to a toilet dance after Ned's? Toilet dancing is dancing on the toilet without shoes on. We dance and laugh and have a nice time. We drink Ice Juice. You would like it. Winesap juice!! Check it!!! Yeah!!!!
I miss Fabeebles. I liked the spirit of him/her. I have never commented on this blog before, only on Krixfort's. This one has been somewhat intimidating, it always seems like you all are in the middle of a crazy conversation and I'm not sure what the true meaning is. But tonight I have decided to let loose and say whatever I think, whatever pops into the head. So have fun! I wish I could go to Ned's sometime but my husband and I are stuck home taking care of our deviant nephew.
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hey sexy.
Are you into this look, sexy? How sexy could you be yourself? I feel there is confusion here. It is unmagical, alarming to be sure, and on the side of dubious evil. I am not recommended for this look.
Sexy,
do you know Sex Kitten?
She is a pathetic little pus who likes Enya.
This is slanderous.
Andy was not that hirsute.
He shaved and waxed regularly.
some say I am not so sexy. but you ARE!
I know someone who can take care of that for you. He is really into it.
Just your name is sexy.
dipiliatory action that is..
Smooth.
What is all this talk of ridding yourself of God's gifts? Farm that hair. Grow beautiful locks on your lower back. Rub essential oils into your scalp and chest, matting the threadlike outgrowths into dark swirls of loveliness. comb, brush, braid and bun that gorgeousness....
Pigtails are the passion of the Christ.
I heartily agree Jesus Freak. Hey Jesus, Have you run away from home?
Hair is my home.
Smooth.
Gas, who are you once and for all? What is your business on this blog? How can I help you?
Whoever names themselves sex kitten needs to have leeches applied to her yoohoo.
Give.
sex kitten should be throttled.
I am a boon. I want no longer to be a poison turkey but to be a giant commode for my friends and family.
MM
I have gas.
oh pinkeye IT'S YOU! I thought you had left. Are you going to be mean today?
Poison Turkey stay off my turf.
yes randy, my name is sexy. Are you randy Randy? Or just random?
Hey Krixfortuna!
Krixie
calm down
I only speak the harsh truth
Can I smother you Pink Eye? I have the hates for you.
Randomly Randy
and handy too
Wanna play?
PE you speak dishwashing bubbles in the groin. You speak shit. You speak roast pile. But still, you are welcome into my robes.
Anon
you are so transparent and flimsy...
Are you a floosy?
Hey Randy, wanna hand job?
I am a floosie, Pink Eye. So what? Wanna have lunch sometime?
Don't swing that way MM, but thanks.
I bet your robes are covetous.
Pink Eye I bet is dirt lonely. Poor Pinkie. I still like you though even though you won't swing to the gay room.
soosie,
you sound stupid.
I like that.
When lunch, where?
I am deeply mediocre. Intelligence wise. I like bandaids and cripples. Please meet me at the town square for doodads and chocolate milk.
It's not gay I am afeared of, it's hairy.
Sorry MM it's just not my bag.
I bet booze is your bag.
Can I spit on you Soosie?
Open up.
I loves the liquor, MM.
Wanna tie up soosie with me?
Stay off Soosie. She is contagious.
I don't think I should touch Soosie. She sounds so twelve. How bout that booze? I gotst some rounds of Jack Daniels for you. But you have to play gay first.
I'd suck d@#% for Jack; that's not gay is it?
No, no that's not gay. That's called fun in the sun. Please meet me at Ned's. I want to introduce you to all my co-friends.
MM are you gay today? It is a gay day. Hooray!
If they are the sensitive complainers on this blog, no go. Even Krixie just ran away...
I'm not feeling very sexy right now.
DOn't be offering up gay treats that you can't follow up on MM. It's unwise and offensive to the gay community. Please be more alert.
Oh
You are back.
Sorry Krix, I thought you ran again....
We misunderstand each other, methinks.
I want to be fun in the sun today, Fried Dinner, leave me be. Hi Krix! I am loving of men today, it's nothing to fear. Do not be jealous. I will swing back to the other room tomorrow.
Hey sexy, I am sure you are at least somewhat sexy. What are your ears like?
Sexy,
you are always sexy.
Pink Eye, that's it!!! Be friendly to the sensitive co-friends. Everyone is too much fun. Be nicer and people will give you the Jack you deserve. xxxooo
soft bunny velvety goodness, I bet.
give it up, sexy
MM
you calm down too.
Blastula!
I have rabbit ears. I am sexier than you sexy. Drop dead!
Catfight!
I have eye cancer today. Is that what ails you Pink Eye? Is that what makes your peeper rosy?
Sexy and sexier than sexy, sitting in a tree...
I have ears that resemble spatulas
I enjoy fun in the sun as well. What a GREAT DAY!
where my krunk juice?
I don't know where that type of juice is. Perhaps you should ask the juicy woodwitch. She is dead nice. I like her attitudes.
oh artistic thoughts. . .how do I love thee. . . let me count the ways and means.
I'm not sure what krunk juice is either, gangsta lean? Could you elaborate?
happy to oblige. Check it.
Any drink that gets you relatively "fucked up" or "krunked", especially malt liquor eightballs. See "maltlicious".
I like juicy woodwitch too.
I miss Necklace of Fire.
I'm krunked UP! I looked forcefully into the eyes of the hirsute. Dead on, damn straight. The follicles are on the march up me leg, me pit, me back, me palms. I'm slamming here, out of bounds, fun in the sun, sipping on my jism. Yes, that's right. I dare you to race to space spazzoids. Can you hear the babies feasting? I'm krunked UP!
I am f*cking jazzed here man. bring it on, cry babies, see if you can taste the waste.
This is toilet-ugly! I am sorry you beeble person. Oh god. All my clothes are smelly and I don't want to clean them. I love the juice.
don't let fabeebles freak you out MM. he knows not of what he speaks.
That's what I'm talking about
Yea, bring it on! smack it up and mix up the piss.
Let's drown fabeebles in his own sorry stew!
I want to mix up the piss too! Sounds like good times.
heavens to mergatroid! I think there is too much fun in the sun being had.
I don't understand what is going on here.
wangdang
I beg to differ with you gangsta, and my krunk begs to be differed with. I love the fur, I want to slather that fur with my krunk juice. I want to run my witchy fingers through that krunked fur and make little DQ sculptures all over, and then let it get all crusty and scratch my belly rash with them. It's nice and inflamed and salted with little white pustules. The piss is all mixed up and can be ordered as a "Golden Shake" at Ned's tonight.
Please MM, no shaving, waxing, or depilitating. Smooth is for babies.
You guys are dizgusting
Anonymous you are a piece of cowardly poo on a poo stick on top of a poo mountain on poo island.
Juicy you are the tootley bomb.
Hi Juicy your pustules sound sick and contagious. Maybe some medicine is a good idea for you.
Does DQ stand for doing quarts?
I know what DQ stands for. Juicy I see that you have fallen in love with me. Please be careful. Do not be mean to your loved ones.
Hey Juicy you sound hot. Wanna go home to a toilet dance after Ned's? Toilet dancing is dancing on the toilet without shoes on. We dance and laugh and have a nice time. We drink Ice Juice. You would like it. Winesap juice!! Check it!!! Yeah!!!!
I miss Fabeebles. I liked the spirit of him/her. I have never commented on this blog before, only on Krixfort's. This one has been somewhat intimidating, it always seems like you all are in the middle of a crazy conversation and I'm not sure what the true meaning is. But tonight I have decided to let loose and say whatever I think, whatever pops into the head. So have fun! I wish I could go to Ned's sometime but my husband and I are stuck home taking care of our deviant nephew.
His name is Thomas Gunther Grue.
Love,
Gris
I love a hairy chest with crumbs embedded in the tufts.
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