Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Today This Is Me

I am not as cute as I normally am. Tomorrow, hopefully, the hairline will recede back down and I will not look so alarmed. I am so alarming!

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85 comments:

sexy said...

hey sexy.

Toad said...

Are you into this look, sexy? How sexy could you be yourself? I feel there is confusion here. It is unmagical, alarming to be sure, and on the side of dubious evil. I am not recommended for this look.

randy said...

Sexy,
do you know Sex Kitten?
She is a pathetic little pus who likes Enya.

Mrs. Andy Kaufman said...

This is slanderous.
Andy was not that hirsute.
He shaved and waxed regularly.

sexy said...

some say I am not so sexy. but you ARE!

girl said...

I know someone who can take care of that for you. He is really into it.

randy said...

Just your name is sexy.

girl said...

dipiliatory action that is..

GAS said...

Smooth.

Jesus said...

What is all this talk of ridding yourself of God's gifts? Farm that hair. Grow beautiful locks on your lower back. Rub essential oils into your scalp and chest, matting the threadlike outgrowths into dark swirls of loveliness. comb, brush, braid and bun that gorgeousness....

Jesus Freak said...

Pigtails are the passion of the Christ.

mountain man said...

I heartily agree Jesus Freak. Hey Jesus, Have you run away from home?

Jesus said...

Hair is my home.

GAS said...

Smooth.

mountain man said...

Gas, who are you once and for all? What is your business on this blog? How can I help you?

mountain man said...

Whoever names themselves sex kitten needs to have leeches applied to her yoohoo.

GAS said...

Give.

randy said...

sex kitten should be throttled.

Poison Turkey said...

I am a boon. I want no longer to be a poison turkey but to be a giant commode for my friends and family.

pinkeye said...

MM
I have gas.

krixfort said...

oh pinkeye IT'S YOU! I thought you had left. Are you going to be mean today?

Poison Anus said...

Poison Turkey stay off my turf.

sexy said...

yes randy, my name is sexy. Are you randy Randy? Or just random?

mountain man said...

Hey Krixfortuna!

pinkeye said...

Krixie
calm down
I only speak the harsh truth

Anonymous said...

Can I smother you Pink Eye? I have the hates for you.

randy said...

Randomly Randy
and handy too
Wanna play?

mountain man said...

PE you speak dishwashing bubbles in the groin. You speak shit. You speak roast pile. But still, you are welcome into my robes.

pinkeye said...

Anon
you are so transparent and flimsy...
Are you a floosy?

mountain man said...

Hey Randy, wanna hand job?

Soosie said...

I am a floosie, Pink Eye. So what? Wanna have lunch sometime?

pinkeye said...

Don't swing that way MM, but thanks.
I bet your robes are covetous.

mountain man said...

Pink Eye I bet is dirt lonely. Poor Pinkie. I still like you though even though you won't swing to the gay room.

pinkeye said...

soosie,
you sound stupid.
I like that.
When lunch, where?

Soosie said...

I am deeply mediocre. Intelligence wise. I like bandaids and cripples. Please meet me at the town square for doodads and chocolate milk.

pinkeye said...

It's not gay I am afeared of, it's hairy.
Sorry MM it's just not my bag.

mountain man said...

I bet booze is your bag.

pinkeye said...

Can I spit on you Soosie?
Open up.

pinkeye said...

I loves the liquor, MM.
Wanna tie up soosie with me?

Soosie's Mom said...

Stay off Soosie. She is contagious.

mountain man said...

I don't think I should touch Soosie. She sounds so twelve. How bout that booze? I gotst some rounds of Jack Daniels for you. But you have to play gay first.

pinkeye said...

I'd suck d@#% for Jack; that's not gay is it?

mountain man said...

No, no that's not gay. That's called fun in the sun. Please meet me at Ned's. I want to introduce you to all my co-friends.

krixfort said...

MM are you gay today? It is a gay day. Hooray!

pinkeye said...

If they are the sensitive complainers on this blog, no go. Even Krixie just ran away...

sexy said...

I'm not feeling very sexy right now.

Fried Dinner said...

DOn't be offering up gay treats that you can't follow up on MM. It's unwise and offensive to the gay community. Please be more alert.

pinkeye said...

Oh
You are back.
Sorry Krix, I thought you ran again....
We misunderstand each other, methinks.

mountain man said...

I want to be fun in the sun today, Fried Dinner, leave me be. Hi Krix! I am loving of men today, it's nothing to fear. Do not be jealous. I will swing back to the other room tomorrow.

Hey sexy, I am sure you are at least somewhat sexy. What are your ears like?

plaid said...

Sexy,
you are always sexy.

mountain man said...

Pink Eye, that's it!!! Be friendly to the sensitive co-friends. Everyone is too much fun. Be nicer and people will give you the Jack you deserve. xxxooo

randy said...

soft bunny velvety goodness, I bet.
give it up, sexy

pinkeye said...

MM
you calm down too.
Blastula!

Sexier than Sexy said...

I have rabbit ears. I am sexier than you sexy. Drop dead!

randy said...

Catfight!

mountain man said...

I have eye cancer today. Is that what ails you Pink Eye? Is that what makes your peeper rosy?

chad said...

Sexy and sexier than sexy, sitting in a tree...

sexy said...

I have ears that resemble spatulas

krixfort said...

I enjoy fun in the sun as well. What a GREAT DAY!

gangsta lean said...

where my krunk juice?

mountain man said...

I don't know where that type of juice is. Perhaps you should ask the juicy woodwitch. She is dead nice. I like her attitudes.

krixfort said...

oh artistic thoughts. . .how do I love thee. . . let me count the ways and means.

krixfort said...

I'm not sure what krunk juice is either, gangsta lean? Could you elaborate?

gansta lean said...

happy to oblige. Check it.

Any drink that gets you relatively "fucked up" or "krunked", especially malt liquor eightballs. See "maltlicious".

krixfort said...

I like juicy woodwitch too.

I miss Necklace of Fire.

fabeebles said...

I'm krunked UP! I looked forcefully into the eyes of the hirsute. Dead on, damn straight. The follicles are on the march up me leg, me pit, me back, me palms. I'm slamming here, out of bounds, fun in the sun, sipping on my jism. Yes, that's right. I dare you to race to space spazzoids. Can you hear the babies feasting? I'm krunked UP!

fabeebles said...

I am f*cking jazzed here man. bring it on, cry babies, see if you can taste the waste.

mountain man said...

This is toilet-ugly! I am sorry you beeble person. Oh god. All my clothes are smelly and I don't want to clean them. I love the juice.

krixfort said...

don't let fabeebles freak you out MM. he knows not of what he speaks.

fairy butler said...

That's what I'm talking about

Yea, bring it on! smack it up and mix up the piss.

fairy butler said...

Let's drown fabeebles in his own sorry stew!

mountain man said...

I want to mix up the piss too! Sounds like good times.

krixfort said...

heavens to mergatroid! I think there is too much fun in the sun being had.

poindexter said...

I don't understand what is going on here.

wingding said...

wangdang

postmoderndebunker said...

Do you have this guy's number? Sorry MM, but he is hunkier than thou!

juicy woodwitch said...

I beg to differ with you gangsta, and my krunk begs to be differed with. I love the fur, I want to slather that fur with my krunk juice. I want to run my witchy fingers through that krunked fur and make little DQ sculptures all over, and then let it get all crusty and scratch my belly rash with them. It's nice and inflamed and salted with little white pustules. The piss is all mixed up and can be ordered as a "Golden Shake" at Ned's tonight.
Please MM, no shaving, waxing, or depilitating. Smooth is for babies.

Anonymous said...

You guys are dizgusting

Cheez Wizard said...

Anonymous you are a piece of cowardly poo on a poo stick on top of a poo mountain on poo island.

Juicy you are the tootley bomb.

Ice Dancer said...

Hi Juicy your pustules sound sick and contagious. Maybe some medicine is a good idea for you.

Anonymous said...

Does DQ stand for doing quarts?

Dangerous Quietude said...

I know what DQ stands for. Juicy I see that you have fallen in love with me. Please be careful. Do not be mean to your loved ones.

Chas said...

Hey Juicy you sound hot. Wanna go home to a toilet dance after Ned's? Toilet dancing is dancing on the toilet without shoes on. We dance and laugh and have a nice time. We drink Ice Juice. You would like it. Winesap juice!! Check it!!! Yeah!!!!

Gris Grue said...

I miss Fabeebles. I liked the spirit of him/her. I have never commented on this blog before, only on Krixfort's. This one has been somewhat intimidating, it always seems like you all are in the middle of a crazy conversation and I'm not sure what the true meaning is. But tonight I have decided to let loose and say whatever I think, whatever pops into the head. So have fun! I wish I could go to Ned's sometime but my husband and I are stuck home taking care of our deviant nephew.

His name is Thomas Gunther Grue.

Love,

Gris

Poopsicle said...

I love a hairy chest with crumbs embedded in the tufts.