wanna have a hot doggie with me??? i want a taste of your hot dog, mm.
PD you are such a whore!!! Good for you. Did you go to whore school? You must have gotten all A's. I will meet you in the back of a movie theater and share with you some of my hot dogs. But trust me they are true hot dogs and not symbols for something else. I hope you are not disappointed.
WAZZ UP, motherf*ckers!! I'm jammin' today, freakathon a'marchin on down to get me some respect. You gotsta drink your own piss in the morning to get youself mo-ti-vated & activated. Let's get chargin' and a hollerin'. There are more than enough hotdogs for everyone.Where's my bathrobe? Krunk!
I am an instructor at whore school, and I am teaching there today. I have 12 little whorelets who are intent on sucking every last bit of my juices out of me. A piss cocktail might just be the thing to prime the pump. I can see that PD would be one of those students I would give an A to for extracurricular activities performed in the back of the cineplex with her instructor. I'm an old fashioned gal and would prefer bratwurst.
I'm sorry but I passed out at Ned's last night, and missed the toilet dancing, but would definitely be up for it tonight, shall we go to the new Pottibar on the LES ? (it used to be on Orchard St, but I heard it moved to Clinton where the Happy Endings massage parlor used to be). I got a pedicure for the occasion.
I have never nor would I ever dance on a toilet. Juicy, so vile to even suggest such a practice! Cheers to you anyway. How come everyone likes piss all of a sudden? Very shuddering. I will have to consider this more. Is piss a symbol of yay? I am unsure.I am hand clapping and thigh slapping, they call it patching in some parts of the nation. I am still drunk from last night and I have gotten gum stuck on some important papers. How to minimize gummy texture and pinkness on important papers is the next hour's task.
My girlfriend, Chew, works at Happy Endings, and let me tell you, she could teach graduate level studies at Whore U. I once saw her swallow a hotdog, whole, without flinching, wincing or gagging. She then pulled three baby carrots out of her ass. That was weird and hot all at the same time. I like the randy girls in NYC better than Thailand, because they seem so empowered, not as needy and willing to do crazy things just for fun.
Piss play is interesting but so abstract somehow. What do you do?German Goo Girls. com has some ideas...
I see. Tang, I did not know you had a girlfriend. Are you a lesbian or a boy? Are you a liar?
Let's talk about pepsi instead of piss. No like!!! Please??? My name is Yuck. I mean it.
Hi Fabeebles. You are present in the fullest way. I would like to sandbag you.
Whore University is where I teach too. Maybe I have seen you there Juicy. I teach Metastatic Enhancement Techniques using rope and jungle gyms. It's a hot stuff.
I don't like piss, but other juices are fine and fortifying. I have smooth skin as a result of such elixirs.I will be at the 9pm showing of Sin City, MM, so don't be late--please no mustard, it is too messy.
Hi Juicy. If you would like me to do a visitng-whore stint for a semester, I would be happy to oblige. I will give a lecture, and one-on-one crits.
I was a student at W.U. and a sister of the sorority of Dickma Sucka Pie
Oh Pippy you little silly. There is no such sorority there. They don't have sororities at Whore U. You told a lie! Naughty Pippy!!!
MountainYou are so daft sometimes.A friend that is a girl....girlfriend.What per se would I be lying about anyway?You can piss on me by the way, I just went to the GGG website Randy suggested. They are crazy girls.Me too.
I want to meet you tang.I want to push you around.
Gross, but hot.
What tonics do you recommend, PMD?What juices most fortify?
I have bad acne too. Tang I am sorry. I thought you were being a shape shifter. Many many thoughtful apologies in the form of candies.
I got way too krunked at Ned's. I didn't even know they served that kind of stuff there, but I got pulled into a secret room and was fed shot after shot of the stuff. I am still krunked up.
I think fabeebles was responsible for all the shots.
I need some juice of the eye of the tiger today. I haven't been this lackluster in days.
I have juice for you, MM.It may sting a bit.
You seem hollow today, Mountain.May I help you?
You know MM, the nectar from your stick. Don't play dumb silly.
I am a sorority girl and a whore, naturally I assumed I went to Whore U. I drank so much juice--I can't remember.
I am in love with love right now. I went outside and dipped into the mellow junk. I love the puppies, I love the kittens, the jazz juice and the rhythms of the night! KUDOS FOR THE WORLD!!!! I AM SO HAPPY TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!
Tease that chest hair and run shirtless through the throngs; we are out of Orbit and free as can be.
Love's not enough...in itself.
Joy is sodden with the untrampled rights of persons with gut-wrench.
Why? I don't understand anonymous. Guilt is hell for those who have less than the right amount of love. I am steering my boat towards the falls.
The real-time understanding we choose is the one that enters us from behind, unawares. I am forcefully inching towards the grave, in solitude and comprehension of the tearing that happens. It is slimy.
hey anonymous, does this gut-wrench of which you speak have anything to do with dairy?
More on this entering from behind thing, Inchworm. I have a love of carrots.
I wait for you there Tammi. I have the right amount of love for everybody.
i don't like many inches to enter from behind.
Well I do. The more inches the better, worm.
What about carrots?How many carrots?
Sweetleaf what do you need to know about carrots. I cannot help you, I am not a green grocer. I am enforcing a demise from the inside out that will lead perpetually to a new patch of grass.
The mist is encroaching in a nice soothing way. Palms open. Say hello to everyone there, there are always enough tokens to go around.
Carrots are good--but not the baby organic ones.
do you know what I like about hotdogs?katsup! When you bite into a jucy hot dog covered in katsup a little dribbles down the corner of the mouth making one look like a vampire. that's hot!
I like hot dogs sometimes.
I like Krixfort sometimes. I'm best with Katsup. I love getting consumed.
Let's all have fun here! Anyone can join. Here's to artistic thoughts and MM letting anyone comment who wants to comment. MM is not afraid to let the freaks come weigh in on the jamz.
Freaks?? Woah, anonymous, dems fightin' words!
Krixie is great all by herself, hot dog, without any fixins.
you guys are swell. even you anonymous. I am filled with the greatest love of all.
I am swollen.
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