Thursday, April 07, 2005

Challenge

It is a challenge to wake up and get up and get ready and go out. Another challenge is eating 10 hot dogs. More later. Now I must excavate.

58 comments:

postmoderndebunker said...

wanna have a hot doggie with me??? i want a taste of your hot dog, mm.

mountain man said...

PD you are such a whore!!! Good for you. Did you go to whore school? You must have gotten all A's. I will meet you in the back of a movie theater and share with you some of my hot dogs. But trust me they are true hot dogs and not symbols for something else. I hope you are not disappointed.

fabeebles said...

WAZZ UP, motherf*ckers!! I'm jammin' today, freakathon a'marchin on down to get me some respect. You gotsta drink your own piss in the morning to get youself mo-ti-vated & activated. Let's get chargin' and a hollerin'. There are more than enough hotdogs for everyone.

Where's my bathrobe? Krunk!

Juicy Woodwitch said...

I am an instructor at whore school, and I am teaching there today. I have 12 little whorelets who are intent on sucking every last bit of my juices out of me. A piss cocktail might just be the thing to prime the pump. I can see that PD would be one of those students I would give an A to for extracurricular activities performed in the back of the cineplex with her instructor. I'm an old fashioned gal and would prefer bratwurst.

juicy woodwitch said...

I'm sorry but I passed out at Ned's last night, and missed the toilet dancing, but would definitely be up for it tonight, shall we go to the new Pottibar on the LES ? (it used to be on Orchard St, but I heard it moved to Clinton where the Happy Endings massage parlor used to be). I got a pedicure for the occasion.

mountain man said...

I have never nor would I ever dance on a toilet. Juicy, so vile to even suggest such a practice! Cheers to you anyway.

How come everyone likes piss all of a sudden? Very shuddering. I will have to consider this more. Is piss a symbol of yay? I am unsure.

I am hand clapping and thigh slapping, they call it patching in some parts of the nation. I am still drunk from last night and I have gotten gum stuck on some important papers. How to minimize gummy texture and pinkness on important papers is the next hour's task.

tang said...

My girlfriend, Chew, works at Happy Endings, and let me tell you, she could teach graduate level studies at Whore U. I once saw her swallow a hotdog, whole, without flinching, wincing or gagging. She then pulled three baby carrots out of her ass. That was weird and hot all at the same time. I like the randy girls in NYC better than Thailand, because they seem so empowered, not as needy and willing to do crazy things just for fun.

randy said...

Piss play is interesting but so abstract somehow. What do you do?
German Goo Girls. com has some ideas...

mountain man said...

I see. Tang, I did not know you had a girlfriend. Are you a lesbian or a boy? Are you a liar?

Yuck said...

Let's talk about pepsi instead of piss. No like!!! Please??? My name is Yuck. I mean it.

Chewy said...

Hi Fabeebles. You are present in the fullest way. I would like to sandbag you.

Mt. Bunny said...

Whore University is where I teach too. Maybe I have seen you there Juicy. I teach Metastatic Enhancement Techniques using rope and jungle gyms. It's a hot stuff.

postmoderndebunker said...

I don't like piss, but other juices are fine and fortifying. I have smooth skin as a result of such elixirs.
I will be at the 9pm showing of Sin City, MM, so don't be late--please no mustard, it is too messy.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hi Juicy. If you would like me to do a visitng-whore stint for a semester, I would be happy to oblige. I will give a lecture, and one-on-one crits.

Pippy said...

I was a student at W.U. and a sister of the sorority of Dickma Sucka Pie

mountain man said...

Oh Pippy you little silly. There is no such sorority there. They don't have sororities at Whore U. You told a lie! Naughty Pippy!!!

tang said...

Mountain
You are so daft sometimes.
A friend that is a girl....girlfriend.
What per se would I be lying about anyway?
You can piss on me by the way, I just went to the GGG website Randy suggested. They are crazy girls.
Me too.

randy said...

I want to meet you tang.
I want to push you around.

GAS said...

Gross.

vapor said...

Gross, but hot.

acne said...

What tonics do you recommend, PMD?
What juices most fortify?

mountain man said...

I have bad acne too. Tang I am sorry. I thought you were being a shape shifter. Many many thoughtful apologies in the form of candies.

acne said...

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Breakout.

krixfort said...

I got way too krunked at Ned's. I didn't even know they served that kind of stuff there, but I got pulled into a secret room and was fed shot after shot of the stuff. I am still krunked up.

krixfort said...

I think fabeebles was responsible for all the shots.

mountain man said...

I need some juice of the eye of the tiger today. I haven't been this lackluster in days.

pinkeye said...

I have juice for you, MM.
It may sting a bit.

tang said...

You seem hollow today, Mountain.
May I help you?

postmoderndebunker said...

You know MM, the nectar from your stick. Don't play dumb silly.

Pippy said...

I am a sorority girl and a whore, naturally I assumed I went to Whore U. I drank so much juice--I can't remember.

mountain man said...

I am in love with love right now. I went outside and dipped into the mellow junk. I love the puppies, I love the kittens, the jazz juice and the rhythms of the night! KUDOS FOR THE WORLD!!!! I AM SO HAPPY TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!

rina said...

Tease that chest hair and run shirtless through the throngs; we are out of Orbit and free as can be.

martin said...

Love's not enough...in itself.

martini said...

Olives.

pickle said...

sweet gerkins

oscar said...

nitrates

Anonymous said...

Joy is sodden with the untrampled rights of persons with gut-wrench.

Tammi said...

Why? I don't understand anonymous. Guilt is hell for those who have less than the right amount of love. I am steering my boat towards the falls.

Inchworm said...

The real-time understanding we choose is the one that enters us from behind, unawares. I am forcefully inching towards the grave, in solitude and comprehension of the tearing that happens. It is slimy.

Anonymous 2 said...

hey anonymous, does this gut-wrench of which you speak have anything to do with dairy?

Sweetleaf said...

More on this entering from behind thing, Inchworm. I have a love of carrots.

GAS said...

Moo.

Maid of the Mist said...

I wait for you there Tammi. I have the right amount of love for everybody.

frightened said...

i don't like many inches to enter from behind.

Navy man said...

Well I do. The more inches the better, worm.

Sweetleaf said...

What about carrots?
How many carrots?

Inchworm said...

Sweetleaf what do you need to know about carrots. I cannot help you, I am not a green grocer. I am enforcing a demise from the inside out that will lead perpetually to a new patch of grass.

Tammi said...

The mist is encroaching in a nice soothing way. Palms open. Say hello to everyone there, there are always enough tokens to go around.

Navy said...

Carrots are good--but not the baby organic ones.

Damian said...

do you know what I like about hotdogs?
katsup! When you bite into a jucy hot dog covered in katsup a little dribbles down the corner of the mouth making one look like a vampire.
that's hot!

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krixfort said...

I like hot dogs sometimes.

Hot Dog said...

I like Krixfort sometimes. I'm best with Katsup. I love getting consumed.

Anonymous said...

Let's all have fun here! Anyone can join. Here's to artistic thoughts and MM letting anyone comment who wants to comment. MM is not afraid to let the freaks come weigh in on the jamz.

grrr said...

Freaks?? Woah, anonymous, dems fightin' words!

postmoderndebunker said...

Krixie is great all by herself, hot dog, without any fixins.

krixfort said...

you guys are swell. even you anonymous. I am filled with the greatest love of all.

swell said...

I am swollen.