Saturday, April 02, 2005
Toad
I want to conjure the toad on a miserable rainy day like today. I want the toad play to come into focus for me. Beth is helping to get my back in a "U" shape. The incidence of the toad might help the angry planet with no moons. I can understand this, I am always in need of something. Right now, as I assume the difficult but soothing toad formula, I am wanting to see a mermaid with no shirt on. Maybe Beth will play dress up with me. And if she won't then I will find someone else who will. I am thinking of a certain Marla who I know will play whatever I want. We may take a day trip to Jersey for some bowling and other stuff that I don't want to say. She will wear what I tell her. I will tell her to wear a tutu and a neck brace. Wow.
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I am looking for my cute little angry nice planet. Where are you?
I love you planet!!!
I am going shopping for the perfect neck brace for you MM. Even in the rain, I will do as you ask. I already have a nice tutu. I will also try to find a good sturdy mermaid tail. In case you want that too. But you will probably have to bring the wheelchair if I am to dress up as a mermaid. But that could be great fun because I could also pretend to have broken legs (no offense to any paraplegics or broken leggers).
Marla!! You are all sass. I love you.
sorry about the weather MM but I am actually responsible for this. I commanded it to rain like a bitch so that I wouldn't feel bad about not leaving the house today.
the truth is that me too, i wanted to stay home!!!! thanks!!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Jack you are so maladjusted. No one can trust you. Everyone, stay away from Jack. He is a problem child. I should have aborted him in the womb. I always, always hated him.
I am raining like a bitch. Taste my wetness MM, it is peach nectar. It has hints of spring rosemary. Feel my cool breath in your hair. I want to run my fingers through your fur. Come outside, you will feel virile and invincible. Your enemies will cower before your mountain manliness. Squish a toad with your boots. forget about a neck brace, I am in a full body cast with spaces in all the right places.
In ahh my countly, toad is ah derecacy,mmm taste ahh so good I feer so happy. Tank you.
Well, you know I like a little BAM! on my toad and a little HMPH! and ZING! then I finish it off with a slick glob of "ESSENCE"
I like a little KER-POW!! and a dash of ZONK!! and a hit of BANG! with my toad.
Hi men!!! I am a chewed up baby. I wonder what kind of sauce you would like to put on me. Dericious!
Juicy Woodwitch, my goodness. You are a handicapped sex kitten!! What a darling you must be. Are you really in a body cast? I am virile-feeling, I knew it was something about the wind and the rain. It is raining toads on my apartment building. They go plop-splat, plop-splat. It's delight-making. Juicy Woodwitch is giving me a good feeling.
I would use a scotch bonnet pepper puree...because you're so hot!
I love scotch bonnet sauce.
I love scotch.
I love rats.
I love angry planet.
I am going to an opening tonight. I will meet some people I do not know. i am scared. I want to not go but I think I want to go too. I will hide under the bar if it gets too rough.
good luck handy man. you are succulent.
september's is my favorite restaurant.
i love hawthorne.
i love chicken tenders.
I hate Hawthorne.
I love hot pockets.
I've got a hot pocket. OoopS! did I just say that? Sorry. . .too many days at sea.
You gotta get some sailor...Arghhhhh.
hear hear! I second that emotion popeye. I had spinach for dinner. I am feeling like I could go all night.
Yeah Popeye, like you are in a position to give advice. Krixfort, he hasn't eaten his spinach in years! He's on a liquid diet, which is not good for his stick, if you know what I mean. Now, Brutus, however....
What's Brutus's number?
867-5309
You know, how did I know that would be it? Oh yeah, because I got it. I got his number on the wall.
For a good time, for a good time call!
Zogg I miss you.
How did I miss it? I've got it! I've got her number on the wall. I am so sad. I missed you desperately and now I am here and no one else is. Poor poopers.
Hi Svetlana. Are you a figure skater? I like the same sex pairs.
I am champion whore.
I love a good whore. Please give me.
I wanna be sedated.
I made a delicious dinner for my girlfriend tonight. It consisted of carrot sauce with ginger and garlic and monkfish with risotto and veggies. My pee smells weird.
I am a same sex pair.
From the ether, I am infertile, is my new realization. I wish I could eat and give birth. I can only blog and whore about.
Mmm, monkfish is yummmmy.
I lika monkfish. I lika gelatin mutton.
I am only whore for wealthy people.
I am jealous of your creativity MM and PD. I am nothing compared to you.
I am a same sex pair too.
I am sorry I couldn't love you the way you needed a man to love you. You are too larger than life. Anna.
I smell icky.
do you want to figure skate together wearing the purple spangles?
I meant that for dolly. Hi dolly. Funkfish, no offense, but there might be a better blog than this somewhere out there for you.
Somebody squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg.
Yes, I'll call Elizabeth Fraiser...the spangle maker.
MM you funkfish fraud from Fishtown, get a clue. Those were my lyrics. I have a Russian whore squeezing the lemon right now. It feels real good.
Ooooh Mountain Man, wanna hear my band Soul Angina?
Hello? Can you help me? I need to be helped.
Mama!
Soul Vagina? That sounds excellent.
Oh dear, Hunter!
I am dirt cheap. I am flawless. I am a furry plaything that makes games of small monkeys. I am turdlike and increasing in speed. I took some yellow pills. My liver is aching but my brain is twirlilng. I am giving it up to Jesus the maker of you and me.
Yo! Later for you!
I know I am getting to be a man, Grandes Illusions, but I would like it if you still would diaper me like a baby boy.
What? What?
Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?
No way. No way. No way.
Hey good lookin'.
Mama,,,where is your nipple? I am famished
What you say Siegel??
Hey good lookin', nice feet!
I have a fork in my head. I don't know about this blog. i am tired of all the absurdity, I mean what is the ultimate goal here. I am ready to kill myself is part of the problem.
Get up, get up, get up, wake up wake up wake up baby let's get down tonight. Baby i'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin'. Baby I can't hold it much longer it's getting stronger and stronger.
Hey, wanna see my cast bronze penis?
I have teats enough for everyone to suck from . Suck from the milky teats. I have enough enough enough love for you.
No Michael, I am not a same sex pair.
What?!? Jonny you're nuts!
When I get that feeling I want secular healing. Secular healing, makes me feel so fine.
I had an accident. I miss Marvin and Jonny. And Robert. I want to commune with ghosts.
Mmmmmm teats.
Fahget about teats...I want feets!
My pants are soggy too, darling. It will be ok. You can start to begin to wear the depends. There is no shame in wearing a man diaper.
Mother I wet my pants too. I am not sure how to handle this. I am standing in the middle of Houston Street.
I feel dirty. Like dirty juanita.
Do me baby, like you never done before, oooo give it to me till I just can't take no more.
ow, oooo, ooooo, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,
c'mon and do me baby...
Uh, how 'bout a free drink at M&R? I will take the fork outta my head if you say yes.
where's a good manbaby when you need one?
where is dirty juanita by the way. I was thinking of salted pork baths earlier.
Hunter! Wait, I'll get a bucket from the art store.
Such silliness. i am spying on you naughties.
I am into diapers, baby.
oooo fabio! did you get your hair cut? You look great!
no, just a new dye job and a trim. I can't believe it's not blond!
Baby eee aaaa eeeaaa, I get chills when I'm with you...
coo coo coo
I mean James.
boom boom boom boom
i did okay last night. I begged my girlfriend to tell me the truth. "did I integrate well?" he said yes.
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