Saturday, April 02, 2005

Toad

I want to conjure the toad on a miserable rainy day like today. I want the toad play to come into focus for me. Beth is helping to get my back in a "U" shape. The incidence of the toad might help the angry planet with no moons. I can understand this, I am always in need of something. Right now, as I assume the difficult but soothing toad formula, I am wanting to see a mermaid with no shirt on. Maybe Beth will play dress up with me. And if she won't then I will find someone else who will. I am thinking of a certain Marla who I know will play whatever I want. We may take a day trip to Jersey for some bowling and other stuff that I don't want to say. She will wear what I tell her. I will tell her to wear a tutu and a neck brace. Wow.

104 comments:

Moons said...

I am looking for my cute little angry nice planet. Where are you?

Moons said...

I love you planet!!!

Marla said...

I am going shopping for the perfect neck brace for you MM. Even in the rain, I will do as you ask. I already have a nice tutu. I will also try to find a good sturdy mermaid tail. In case you want that too. But you will probably have to bring the wheelchair if I am to dress up as a mermaid. But that could be great fun because I could also pretend to have broken legs (no offense to any paraplegics or broken leggers).

mountain man said...

Marla!! You are all sass. I love you.

postmoderndebunker said...

MM: For you I will wear my full-metal jacket! I can bowl like a suburban beer-guzzling fellow, with perfectly manicured nails, of course.

krixfort said...

sorry about the weather MM but I am actually responsible for this. I commanded it to rain like a bitch so that I wouldn't feel bad about not leaving the house today.

postmoderndebunker said...

Thanks Krix. I wanted an excuse as well, but did not have the power to make it rain.

mountain man said...

the truth is that me too, i wanted to stay home!!!! thanks!!!

Jack Nicholson said...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Mrs. Nicholson said...

Jack you are so maladjusted. No one can trust you. Everyone, stay away from Jack. He is a problem child. I should have aborted him in the womb. I always, always hated him.

juicy woodwitch said...

I am raining like a bitch. Taste my wetness MM, it is peach nectar. It has hints of spring rosemary. Feel my cool breath in your hair. I want to run my fingers through your fur. Come outside, you will feel virile and invincible. Your enemies will cower before your mountain manliness. Squish a toad with your boots. forget about a neck brace, I am in a full body cast with spaces in all the right places.

Miyako-Mori San said...

In ahh my countly, toad is ah derecacy,mmm taste ahh so good I feer so happy. Tank you.

Emeril said...

Well, you know I like a little BAM! on my toad and a little HMPH! and ZING! then I finish it off with a slick glob of "ESSENCE"

Adam West said...

I like a little KER-POW!! and a dash of ZONK!! and a hit of BANG! with my toad.

Chewed Up Baby said...

Hi men!!! I am a chewed up baby. I wonder what kind of sauce you would like to put on me. Dericious!

Mountain man said...

Juicy Woodwitch, my goodness. You are a handicapped sex kitten!! What a darling you must be. Are you really in a body cast? I am virile-feeling, I knew it was something about the wind and the rain. It is raining toads on my apartment building. They go plop-splat, plop-splat. It's delight-making. Juicy Woodwitch is giving me a good feeling.

postmoderndebunker said...

Is she stick-raising?

Bobby Flay said...

I would use a scotch bonnet pepper puree...because you're so hot!

kitten #1 said...

I love scotch bonnet sauce.

rat said...

I love scotch.

Lisa said...

I love rats.

Anonymous said...

I love angry planet.

handy man of the love world said...

I am going to an opening tonight. I will meet some people I do not know. i am scared. I want to not go but I think I want to go too. I will hide under the bar if it gets too rough.

goo said...

good luck handy man. you are succulent.

Anonymous said...

september's is my favorite restaurant.

Anonymous said...

i love hawthorne.

Anonymous said...

i love chicken tenders.

Hester said...

I hate Hawthorne.

petunia said...

I love hot pockets.

krixfort said...

I've got a hot pocket. OoopS! did I just say that? Sorry. . .too many days at sea.

Popeye said...

You gotta get some sailor...Arghhhhh.

krixfort said...

hear hear! I second that emotion popeye. I had spinach for dinner. I am feeling like I could go all night.

Olive Oil said...

Yeah Popeye, like you are in a position to give advice. Krixfort, he hasn't eaten his spinach in years! He's on a liquid diet, which is not good for his stick, if you know what I mean. Now, Brutus, however....

krixfort said...

What's Brutus's number?

Olive Oil said...

867-5309

krixfort said...

You know, how did I know that would be it? Oh yeah, because I got it. I got his number on the wall.

Olive O. said...

For a good time, for a good time call!

postmoderndebunker said...

Krix. Mountain Man is gonna love our recent exchange on her blog...Thank Zogg!

Svetlana said...

Zogg I miss you.

mountain man said...

How did I miss it? I've got it! I've got her number on the wall. I am so sad. I missed you desperately and now I am here and no one else is. Poor poopers.

mountain man said...

Hi Svetlana. Are you a figure skater? I like the same sex pairs.

postmoderndebunker said...

I'm back. Been watching Law & Odor SUV

postmoderndebunker said...

Yes Svet, what sport do you do?

Anna Kornikova said...

I am champion whore.

Anonymous said...

I love a good whore. Please give me.

mountain man said...

I wanna be sedated.

Gelatin Mutton said...

I made a delicious dinner for my girlfriend tonight. It consisted of carrot sauce with ginger and garlic and monkfish with risotto and veggies. My pee smells weird.

Kelly said...

I am a same sex pair.

Janice said...

From the ether, I am infertile, is my new realization. I wish I could eat and give birth. I can only blog and whore about.

Anon said...

Mmm, monkfish is yummmmy.

mountain man said...

I lika monkfish. I lika gelatin mutton.

love, Anna said...

I am only whore for wealthy people.

minor painter said...

I am jealous of your creativity MM and PD. I am nothing compared to you.

Dolly said...

I am a same sex pair too.

Enrique Inglesias said...

I am sorry I couldn't love you the way you needed a man to love you. You are too larger than life. Anna.

Funkfish said...

I smell icky.

Kelly said...

do you want to figure skate together wearing the purple spangles?

postmoderndebunker said...

Give it up minor painter! You will never measure up. Call Mary Boone...I hear she's looking for more minor painters.

Kelly said...

I meant that for dolly. Hi dolly. Funkfish, no offense, but there might be a better blog than this somewhere out there for you.

mountain man said...

Somebody squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg.

Dolly said...

Yes, I'll call Elizabeth Fraiser...the spangle maker.

Robert Plant said...

MM you funkfish fraud from Fishtown, get a clue. Those were my lyrics. I have a Russian whore squeezing the lemon right now. It feels real good.

Angioplasty 6 said...

Ooooh Mountain Man, wanna hear my band Soul Angina?

Grandes Illusions said...

Hello? Can you help me? I need to be helped.

Hunter said...

Mama!

mountain man said...

Soul Vagina? That sounds excellent.

Grandes Illusions said...

Oh dear, Hunter!

mountain man said...

I am dirt cheap. I am flawless. I am a furry plaything that makes games of small monkeys. I am turdlike and increasing in speed. I took some yellow pills. My liver is aching but my brain is twirlilng. I am giving it up to Jesus the maker of you and me.

Robert said...

Yo! Later for you!

Hunter said...

I know I am getting to be a man, Grandes Illusions, but I would like it if you still would diaper me like a baby boy.

Robert said...

What? What?

Michael Stolzer said...

Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?

Jonny Siegel said...

No way. No way. No way.

Jonny Siegel said...

Hey good lookin'.

Hunter said...

Mama,,,where is your nipple? I am famished

Robert said...

What you say Siegel??

Robert said...

Hey good lookin', nice feet!

Dennis said...

I have a fork in my head. I don't know about this blog. i am tired of all the absurdity, I mean what is the ultimate goal here. I am ready to kill myself is part of the problem.

Get up, get up, get up, wake up wake up wake up baby let's get down tonight. Baby i'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin'. Baby I can't hold it much longer it's getting stronger and stronger.

Michael Stolzer said...

Hey, wanna see my cast bronze penis?

mountain man said...

I have teats enough for everyone to suck from . Suck from the milky teats. I have enough enough enough love for you.

mountain man said...

No Michael, I am not a same sex pair.

Marvin said...

What?!? Jonny you're nuts!

mountain man said...

When I get that feeling I want secular healing. Secular healing, makes me feel so fine.

Soggy Pants said...

I had an accident. I miss Marvin and Jonny. And Robert. I want to commune with ghosts.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm teats.

Robert said...

Fahget about teats...I want feets!

mountain man said...

My pants are soggy too, darling. It will be ok. You can start to begin to wear the depends. There is no shame in wearing a man diaper.

Hunter said...

Mother I wet my pants too. I am not sure how to handle this. I am standing in the middle of Houston Street.

mountain man said...

I feel dirty. Like dirty juanita.

my name is Prince said...

Do me baby, like you never done before, oooo give it to me till I just can't take no more.

my name is Prince said...

ow, oooo, ooooo, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,
c'mon and do me baby...

Dennis said...

Uh, how 'bout a free drink at M&R? I will take the fork outta my head if you say yes.

krixfort said...

where's a good manbaby when you need one?

krixfort said...

where is dirty juanita by the way. I was thinking of salted pork baths earlier.

Grandes Illusions said...

Hunter! Wait, I'll get a bucket from the art store.

Anonymous said...

Such silliness. i am spying on you naughties.

Fabio said...

I am into diapers, baby.

krixfort said...

oooo fabio! did you get your hair cut? You look great!

Fabio said...

no, just a new dye job and a trim. I can't believe it's not blond!

Roscoe T. Jmaes said...

Baby eee aaaa eeeaaa, I get chills when I'm with you...
coo coo coo

Roscoe T. James said...

I mean James.

john lee hooker's ghost said...

boom boom boom boom

i am a danger to myself said...

i did okay last night. I begged my girlfriend to tell me the truth. "did I integrate well?" he said yes.

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