Monday, April 04, 2005

I'm a watcher.

There is a breakdown in my vicinity. I'm watching closely to monitor the flarings. There is bleakness, a tendency to trip, anxieties, overactive heart, scowls, shakey hands, embarassing dampness. I want to help, but I'm afraid to get close and get caught by the enemy. There are many traps involved, a number of which are hidden underground below the hairline.

The cure is as follows:

Curt responses are helpful.
avoid eye contact as always with a renewed vigor.
My eye is on the tiger which is set at 5 o clock.
do not exercise.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a tendency to trip and I love everything Curt Cobaine said...

Anonymous said...

I can fix it.

Anonymous said...

Dampness.

Mountain Man said...

There are stones that must be thrown. My perceptions are limited. I am a whore, but many appreciate that.

Anonymous said...

It is me. i am the one.

Anonymous said...

Who are you watching. How close is he sitting to you. Is he on your lap? Are there crumbs?

Mountain Man said...

Not on my lap. Not in my lap.

Mountain Man said...

crumbs. Yes.

Anonymous said...

cast the first one...

Anonymous said...

is someone touching you or you just looking?

Anonymous said...

You sound troubled. Are you ok?

fairy butler said...

MM, you are worrying me. Do you require my butler's assistance? Or I can talk to the colonel? See you later at Ned's? I'll be wearing my red cape - the hunch is back.

Mountain Man said...

I am troubled on the whole. I need breathing. It is close.

Mountain Man said...

Thank you for your care FB. i may require some assistance, but for now I will do the exercises taught to me during couples counseling.

Star straight ahead, rotate eyes. Move site line as eyes rotate. Change direction.
Very good.
Pat hands on knees repeat.

Anonymous said...

That is a useful excercise you picked up in couple's councelling. I have been practicing it for the last 15 minutes and it is helping me fend off the cockroaches.

I am heading to Ned's directly after jail. Please do not talk to me there. I am practicing being surly.

Anonymous said...

heeeeeeeyyyyy! Fairy Butler and Mountain Man, there is a friendly breeze outside hinting at a nice day to-morrow. I have high hopes for the day. I am losing my surlyness. I'm thinking delightful thoughts; soft grey owls, kittens (not appetizers) and teeny tiny goblins. oh HOORAY!

I hope you two have a pleasant evening.

Anonymous said...

You think you have problems...I just cannibalized my step-father's brain.

Anonymous said...

whoa

Anonymous said...

Is rancidity a word?
How many points would it be worth in Scrabble?
Does it spread?

Anonymous said...

kafka-esque? business as usual.