Monday, April 04, 2005

I'm a watcher.

There is a breakdown in my vicinity. I'm watching closely to monitor the flarings. There is bleakness, a tendency to trip, anxieties, overactive heart, scowls, shakey hands, embarassing dampness. I want to help, but I'm afraid to get close and get caught by the enemy. There are many traps involved, a number of which are hidden underground below the hairline.

The cure is as follows:

Curt responses are helpful.
avoid eye contact as always with a renewed vigor.
My eye is on the tiger which is set at 5 o clock.
do not exercise.

22 comments:

stone said...

I have a tendency to trip and I love everything Curt Cobaine said...

Repair Man said...

I can fix it.

GAS said...

Dampness.

mountain man said...

There are stones that must be thrown. My perceptions are limited. I am a whore, but many appreciate that.

cancer said...

It is me. i am the one.

precious moments said...

Who are you watching. How close is he sitting to you. Is he on your lap? Are there crumbs?

mountain man said...

Not on my lap. Not in my lap.

mountain man said...

crumbs. Yes.

many said...

cast the first one...

udik said...

is someone touching you or you just looking?

Blue Sock Of Mourning said...

You sound troubled. Are you ok?

fairy butler said...

MM, you are worrying me. Do you require my butler's assistance? Or I can talk to the colonel? See you later at Ned's? I'll be wearing my red cape - the hunch is back.

mountain man said...

I am troubled on the whole. I need breathing. It is close.

mountain man said...

Thank you for your care FB. i may require some assistance, but for now I will do the exercises taught to me during couples counseling.

Star straight ahead, rotate eyes. Move site line as eyes rotate. Change direction.
Very good.
Pat hands on knees repeat.

krixfort said...

That is a useful excercise you picked up in couple's councelling. I have been practicing it for the last 15 minutes and it is helping me fend off the cockroaches.

I am heading to Ned's directly after jail. Please do not talk to me there. I am practicing being surly.

krixfort said...

heeeeeeeyyyyy! Fairy Butler and Mountain Man, there is a friendly breeze outside hinting at a nice day to-morrow. I have high hopes for the day. I am losing my surlyness. I'm thinking delightful thoughts; soft grey owls, kittens (not appetizers) and teeny tiny goblins. oh HOORAY!

I hope you two have a pleasant evening.

postmoderndebunker said...

I missed everyone today. First, all eyes were on the prize (me) this morning at work, and then blogger barred me from participating--*&^@!.

So now I feel lost, unloved, unthumping and unhumpable.

postmoderndebunker said...

Krix: Are you still Kafka-esque?

real-life hoosier hannibal lechter said...

You think you have problems...I just cannibalized my step-father's brain.

sweet ghost of light said...

whoa

Oil said...

Is rancidity a word?
How many points would it be worth in Scrabble?
Does it spread?

krixfort said...

kafka-esque? business as usual.