Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Goodness

I cannot believe I am finally on target again. I missed everyone today. I have cut my tongue with a long sword. I am financing my bad habits with high profits from Ned's. Thanks to everyone for keeping it packed every night. NED'S IS HOT STUFF. We were all there, oiling each other's tingles last night. Drinking love tonic and biting the foreskins. Krixfort spoke to herself through her puppet hands. It was intense. She didn't even see me.

Did you know that the promise of feeling terrible and wrong is what guides MM from one experience to the next? Why should he bother doing anything, completing any task, interacting with anyone if there is no promise of problematic residue, no bitter after-sting, no sickness to consume the skin? Injury is what makes MM real, not health. It's sadness not calm, quietude, or plenitude. I know this is a faulty and downtrodden worldview but I am hopeful that I am not alone in it.

72 comments:

PD said...

I am sobbing Mountain Man. I am drowning in a shallow pool of crocodile tears.

Carol Diehl said...

Me too, I am drowning in a pool of crocoDIEHL tears.

Anonymous said...

Carol I would like to be your love monkey.

Bleet said...

PD are you making fun of MM's painful sorrow? If you are, I hope you get sucked down a sewage grate for being so cold down deep, in your bathing suit area. If you are relating to him then I would like to put flippers on you and make you do some underwater trix.

carol diehl said...

Wow! I've been looking for a new monkey. My number is 555-ANAL.

Stan Liebowitz said...

Where is my underage love nymph? I would like to bounce her on me knee. Also, has anyone seen my darling Juicy Woodwitch?

Anonymous said...

I have called that number before. I did not know it was you on the line.

PD said...

Bleet--where the ef have you been?? Don't you know about my love for MM?? I was touched by his post--right there--in the bathing suit region!

Manbaby said...

My diapers have come off and I am pooing uncontrollably on my mama's rug. She will beat me when she gets home.

CD said...

why yes, weren't you satisfied??

Stacey said...

Hi Stan.,

Bleet said...

I am sorry I had to double check. MM is all to fragile in the wings these days. May I slip those flippers on you now? Let's jump into the aquarium and perform for the people.

Mombaby said...

Manbaby--you son-of-a...

Stan Liebowitz said...

Stacey!!!!!! Hello. Would you like to go out for some chow tonight? I will give you $5.00.

Christian Skateboard said...

You Yankee bastards are full of shite! Now shut the F**** up!

Manbaby said...

Oh mama! Don't spank me!!!! I am so sorry. I had some squid for supper. It makes me all gooey in the pampers.

Stacey said...

um, well, does that $5 include the chow, or is that separate.

mountain man said...

CS!!! I was hoping you would return. Now. I have a deal for you. Would you like to retreat into my long shabby hair? If so, I would like to envelope myself in your rolls. Deal?

Stan Liebowitz said...

I will give you $5.00 plus chow. The chow is on top of the five spot. I hope to be on top of you after chow. Is that too much for you little trollop? Please be mine.

Mombaby said...

How many times have I told you---no tentacles! They wreak havoc on your baby insides!

Christian Skateboard said...

I wouldn't F**** your American ass for all the Yankee-Doodle dough in the goddamn world.

PD said...

MM--is that fat dude back?? And where's fat back anyway?

mountain man said...

CS I know this is just your tiny shy way of flirting. I will wait for the fun in the sun love I know is to come with you. I AM PATIENT.

Ned said...

Bonjour. I am the name sake of Ned's saloon. I want to thank you for celebrating and illing your livers every night!!! Thanks be to Ned's!!!

mountain man said...

I accidentally ate 2 cookies and now am feeling so bad. Cursed be the grains.

Timothy Butterworth said...

Hi MM. I heard you crying through the door last night. Are you ok? Are you missing Beth, is that it? I notice she has finally left the sidewalk. Can I offer you some treatments? Some bedtime company? I like you, as you know, even though you seem to hate me.

mountain man said...

Screw Beth. I am just sad to be so tall is all. Beth can eat my trash for all I care. She is going the way of the rats.

mountain man said...

I don't hate you TImothy. I just find you hatefully ugly. Your lips are too much like fish lips. But perhaps if I got to know you I could get used to them. Why don't you come over later for some vodka and orange soda?

Dutch Alien said...

Hi. I am just trying to delve into you!!! I am Dutch and starving for fellowship.

Sushi Blameful said...

Mountain Man
You have really many troubles. More many. This line of thinking and coming onto this big man Skateboarder is only trouble. If he is your want then respite your hair. His folds much big and he swallow you like Godzilla. I know.

mountain man said...

Oh Sushi Blameful!!!!! How do you do it? How do you do? I do good. I am playing with fire, I know. But the fires in my loins are patching me through to want a big man who is plenty angry. I want this.

How are you? What is your things?

Dutch Alien said...

Sushi Blameful is a Dutch name, isn't it?

lila said...

This Sushi Blameful is good.

mountain man said...

Sushi do you know a good way to get rid of bad pains in my tum? I have soiled the floor 4 times today.

Sushi Blameful said...

Mountain Man
I warn you now. This no joke here with big man; he much big and angry like pinkeye, only big. Watch and tread careful. I know yearn too, but not from big man; fire burns bad.

pinkeye said...

Sushi Blameful,
A good name indeed, but you sound the wuss. Why so scared, Yellowtail. I bet you can't hold your liquor, Puss.

mountain man said...

Yes Sushi. I think you may be right on focus. Thank you for your advice. Anything else you know? I want to know what you know. Speak more of what.

mountain man said...

You get off Sushi now. Pinkeye!!! Bad!!!!

mountain man said...

Sushi you are so lovely. How much are you? I love you.

Sushi Blameful said...

I think much of undergarments and incense. My little girl sister is cute and I want lick. Many think this bad, but she like lick.

mountain man said...

Oh Sushi, incest is no goo. You must turn away from this spoiled behavior. It is too much nonsense!!! I still love you even though you are too sick!!!

Sushi Blameful said...

Incense, Mountain Man, no incest. Darling is 4 and everything go in mouth. She learn hot this way. What is color you like?

mountain man said...

Sushi, I don't know. It doesn't sound right but I will try to try to trust you. My favorite color is pink.

mountain man said...

Pink some say is not manly but I disagree. Who is more manly than this miserable fool. Meaning me.

Mark said...

I am the center of everything and I do what I want. I want to push your sister into a lake and she drown.

Sushi Blameful said...

Pink good color.
Pink show strength, but not mad.
Pink give.

mountain man said...

I want to take pink away from pink eye. He deserves whatever it is he doesn't want. Hi Sushi!!!! You are the greatest person I have ever met.

PD said...

Timothy: you are not MM's type. I am perfectly capable of making him feel better!

PD said...

hey MM, you are very free with your compliments.

Sushi Blameful said...

Mountain
You slumber awake. Pinkeye good man, not big like Christians. He serve purpose here even angry. No kiss him though too. Both Skateboard and Pinkeye are sticky.

mountain man said...

PD!!! I am just so excited. Listen to Sushi Blameful. Sushi Blameful is so interesting. I don't know how to do it. PD don't get so upset. Let's have something with pork in it and calm down.

mountain man said...

Pink Eye is a boon to my tingle. He makes me nervous. You are comforting though. Everyone should meet you. Will you come to Ned's? PD says hi even if she doesn't say it.

mountain man said...

I am getting drunk on rice wine vinegar. I have had 3 bottles. Perhaps that is what is making my tum vile.

pinkeye said...

I will smote you and laugh Mountain Spam.
You cannot take from me, for I have nothing.
Experience is all I care for....

PD said...

Oh you know just what to say. Pulled pork and a poke would do me just fine.

Bleet said...

MM you should be careful. Sushi Blameful may be a foe who wants to dunk you. Be wary. Walk slowly.

CS said...

Grrrrr, you C***** are fucking losers!

mountain man said...

Pink Eye you are so tuff. Gimme what you got! I smash you in the neck!

McFly said...

Mr. Skateboard: I have a feeling you have never even stepped foot on a skateboard.

Neck Meteor said...

I am here for warning and protection. It will only hurt for a minute.

mountain man said...

Skateboards are menace trouble.

Jethroat said...

Hello fellow keepers. Who would like to unify with me? I will gag you.

PD said...

Mountain Man, don't be angry, but I let a fella lick peanut butter off my pendulous boobs last night. It was grand, but his technique needs work.

Jethroat said...

It is time for Sushi Blameful.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

I will smote you all.
Pinkeye you are the true wuss. I saw you cry today.
Christian Skateboard is a problem I can solve.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Marshmellow Fluff said...

what's with all the peanut butter?

mountain man said...

PD. Come over here and heel. Bad PD. You are owned by me. I may rumble with whomever I choose but you are my hussy slave. If you come over now I will think about forgiving you. How about some salty rubdowns and foolish misgivings. I will play piano.

Morrissey said...

Were you and he lovers...and would you say so if you were?

mountain man said...

Smote is a word that causes much trouble. Who was crying? Pink Eye? I smash your neck.

mountain man said...

I am receding into the shadows.

PD said...

Yes master. What do wish?? A lick of the stick? A roll in the hole? Tell me please.

Victor said...

Powerless.