Thursday, April 14, 2005

Eyes of Newness

These are the eyes I've fashioned from one of my favorite signature materials, marzipan. I have encased them in polyurethene for longer lastingness. I will poke out the eyes of all my friends and myself and replace them with non-functioning but decorative new eyes. We will see more inwardly and dispense oracular passages in the long dark hours. Who wants some?

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170 comments:

Necklace of Fire said...

I am not so sure about this idea of yours, although I like the look of these eyeballs. I may want to use them as festive party decorations.

mountain man said...

Thanks Necklace. You do not have to replace your eyes if you don't want. I think you are nice.

Necklace of Fire said...

I am poking out other things to replace them with fires.

Mary Boone said...

I love them!! I want to show them in my gallery!

mountain man said...

Come and have your eyes replaced then, Mary. You will be a different sort of seer.

Guzzle said...

i do not want this to happen to me. i love my eyes. they are the passion of me.

Anonymous said...

no more eye removals. no.

Edith said...

Basically I disagree with this practice of removal and replacement, I believe we should slowly congeal and shatter with the movements of the stars.

mountain man said...

PD. Are you willing to have your eyes removed? How about Sushi Blameful? Krixfort?

postmoderndebunker said...

Are you making fun MM? You know I only have one good eye--thus the eye-patch and Pirates routine. If you can restore my vision...

Sushi Blameful said...

This no good Man Mountain, this very bad. Eyes are much sacred and special. You think more before you act. You very impulsive. I blame you.

Iron Chef said...

Hey Sushi...I want to cook you.

mountain man said...

PD I no make fun. It will help you to have marzipan eyes. Inner vision is better than outer. Sushi, Sushi tsk tsk. You do not know this oracular practice. I blame you. But I still think you are swell.

mountain man said...

Attention JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!! Where are you????? CALLING JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!!!!!!! I will call you on your cell phone later. You will partner with Ham Paw Uncle Fritz and I on Saturday at noon. You will begin your initiation. It will be a frenzy of occupation.

postmoderndebunker said...

Will the marzipan allow me to see more clearly the beauty of this world?

mountain man said...

yes PD. yes.

Gris Grue said...

I would eat the eyes before they could get in my sockets. People like to eat marzipan.

postmoderndebunker said...

My heart is made of marzipan...so it is fitting that my eyes would be too. Yummy

Christain Skateboard said...

What's with all this Yankee sweetness??? F***** You all--shitheads and C****!

mountain man said...

Oh CS. To the toilet with your ideas.

mountain man said...

I have growths on my face.

Anonymous said...

your growths...are they made of sugar?

krixfort said...

They remind me of the last pair of Chihuly eyeballs I had put in. I like your stuff better because you're not such a pompous ass, MM.

Back when I had my extreme makeover, I replaced my eyeballs with blown glass ones and my hair was surgically removed and replaced with a tatoo of hair.

eye of newt said...

marzipan eyeballs ?? what the??

PMW said...

Tattoo hair? Wow, I need to get me some of that. I lost all of mine.

Eyes of Oldness said...

I know what you mean PMW.

Retarded Cocksucker said...

I love pretending that we're loads of different people so the fact that we've got no friends doesn't matter! Ha ha! What good fun!

Genius cocksucker said...

Hey Skateboard! We've missed You!!

Christian Skateboard said...

This is typical of you Amerikkkans.
In the same way that you steal and sell other people's cultures, you are now attempting to do this with my identity. A typical act of your fascist global domination. Well fuck you, you mindless cocksucking soul-crushing bastards. Go and drown in diet fucking pepsi. PS Is it true that in America now you actually deep fry your own vomit and sell it to each other to eat?

Scott said...

No need to deep fry our vomit when we are just eating deep fried shit anyway. HAIL TO THE QUEEN!! LIFE IS GRAND! Cocksucker Skateboard, it's okay that you are a homo--no need to get all weird and stuff. We Amerikkans love homos!!

Morrissey said...

Can I eat you...Skatecocker?

Iraqi said...

Oh, thank God, I can now buy a pair of Levi's and some Diet Coke! Shame my family's dead.

Tony Blair said...

Sorry Mr. Iraqi, for being an ass-licking idiot!

poor ol'chap said...

Hey Ms. Queen of England...I'm hungry...will you not pawn a crown or two for my supper?

astute observer said...

What have you been consumin' there ol' fat bastard?? Fried something or other....

Morrissey said...

hey--he's a hot bastard, and he's mine.

Iraqi said...

I have so much freedom now; the freedom to buy nike trainers, the freedom to stay in my house after curfew, the freedom to watch films with Julia Roberts in them, and the freedom to be tortured to death! God bless the USA.

fellow Iraqi said...

who's that sucking George Bush's cock? OHHHHHH! It's Tony Blair!!!

cocksmoker said...

go piss all over your own turf, CS. HEY! We have the same initials! Cool!

Tony Blair said...

hey fat Bastard, I am sorry for sucking Bush's big one. It was a miatake. But I stand by this war 100%.

George Bush said...

Hey Tony, no harm done pal! Now if I can just follow up with a good ass-fuck that should strengthen our foreign relations. HOW-DOOOOOOOOO!!!!

krixfort said...

mm, why is G.B. on your blog?

krixfort said...

where's lion king when you need him.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout some fish and chips and an award-winning Hugh Grant flick? With Julia perhaps? now you're talkin'

Anonymous said...

Nice teeth.

Tony Blair said...

Certainly George, I'll be right over. No Condi this time though--she's a bigger C*** than Christian Skateboard,

krixfort said...

I think CS is looking for his stolen mojo. That's why he's so angry. grrrrrr baby!

postmoderndebunker said...

Stolen? As tho it was there for the taking??

Osama Bin Laden said...

YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN IDIOTS! YOU GUYS ALL SUCK DICKS AND I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL YOU BUNK-ASS BITCHES. EAT SHIT AND PERISH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Osama--where you bin hidin'?

Morrissey said...

Hey Osama--I just suck Christian Skateboard's dick!

Osama Bin Laden said...

shut the fuck up you american idiots. i'll throw bricks at you!

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Anonymous said...

We can take your bricks Osama! And we'll raise you dicks!

Sushi Blameful said...

Angry angry men.
So sad you need this. I blame our unlucky planet on you and your mad. This no good. You see new with deep thinking not marzipan. Think deep now mad men. I have good lucky for us soon.
I saw one armed man on street yelling very bad, very loud. He want change and nobody listen. Good thinking people help him now.

Anonymous said...

You know from wench you speak dear sushi

wench said...

I speak for myself.

krixfort said...

sushi blameful, you are the next Mother Theresa.

Sushi Blameful said...

Krixfort,
You warm and I feel special luck with you. Can you see honorable?
I want to know your color good. Man Mountain is pink; he becomes.
This new time for us now, special sauce too.

Anonymous said...

I am impressed with your English Sushi. Did you learn it here in Yankee Town?

PD said...

Mountain Man is good-flavored. Unfortunately, he will not suck my toes.

kool aid said...

ummm. Lets change the subject. I eat feces.

Sushi Blameful said...

Mountain has nice taste yes; he no on you.
PD, be accept of him now. I blame you.
There are many goods. I now find accepting. And angry men leave good see.

self-defecator said...

meeee too, yum

interested party said...

what type of relish to you use to top off the fecal matter?

Capri Sun said...

I drink pee

GAS said...

Pow.

PD said...

I accept MM always and with pleasure--if you get my meaning?

kool aid said...

mustard and relish. Duh....

pinkeye said...

PD likes it up the A-hole if you get my meaning. She has a hankerin for a spankerin'.

kool aid said...

And you know my drink of choice. If not you're stupids.

Sushi Blameful said...

Pinkeye, you meaning. I blame you.

stacey said...

hey you guys! I had a blast with Stan last night. We got dogs at Papaya.

pinkeye said...

Oh my gawd! Like that is so interesting Stacey. Can you choke now?

Sushi Blameful said...

I blame you, Pinkeye, blame.

pinkeye said...

A blast o' fire on you Sushi. I'll roast you in butter.

bystander said...

I think I saw you guys at Papaya. Disfigured right?

dumb girl said...

Poo in butter sauce, yum.

Self-defecator said...

Sushi...I think you have worms.

kool aid said...

Butter sauce brings out the flavor. It is the salt of the poo...

mountain man said...

I am so sad to bring politics into my blog. This blog is not about the world. Sushi I hate you hating my marzipan eyes. I am nothing without my ideas. I want to like you but your English as a second language is very bossy to me. Please be more accepting of marzipan, it's the only way to help me right now. I love it.

I am wanting to suck toes of anyone, it is too heavy for me today. PD, hi. I am too heavy. Please make a wish to have CS go away to another hell besides mine. No more cock suck talk unless you are talking for real fun and not an insult. It's too heavy.

Sammy No Hands said...

MM calm down and have some kool aid, right kool aid? He needs some fun living. Sushi you are odd. Are you a lady or a gent?

mountain man said...

Sushi do you have worms? Hi Self Defecator. Are you in a puddle of gushy brown right now? I need to go back to the mountains. Who will come with me (nude)? Anyone??? Let's tame fighters.

Bleet said...

It's comforting to have so much sauce.

Sushi Blameful said...

Man Mountain,
How you think bad? I am not despite; I am with. I love marzipan too, not blindness. I am for and accept. Bad men angry and with politics very bad. I want closeness not further.

Anonymous said...

Tell me what to do. I have just been forced to meet an old friend from a different city at a wildly expensive restaurant that was not of my choosing. I suggested cheap thai, but she is meeting not only me, but 2 others. Girls with real jobs and nice clothes. Worse still is that I forgot and I look disheveled and unwashed. (which I am) Dear mm, Is it okay to just have drinks while the other's eat? Do people find that rude?

PD said...

Mountain--I am with you. The only cock I will discuss, is the one I love to suck most--ya hear?? I have no interest in entertaining angry Brits--not even if they suck my toes.
The world is a scary place for all of us...but especially for my fragile 4-foot soul.

mountain man said...

Anonymous, have a salad and one drink. You will be ok. Put on some lipstick and brush hair, you will feel better. Good luck!

Hi Sushi. I hate further.

krixfort said...

you are right MM. I vow to ignore the evilness and embrace the artistic thoughts. How is the polyurethane toast coming along.

That other stuff is a downer. It makes me too mad. I can't even concentrate on my trip. I've stranded the entire nation of Tasmania in the middle of a Pirates showdown. Evenyone is balancing on the pegs or in the plank position. I know they can not hold out for much longer.

Sushi Blameful said...

I am nakedist and want mountains too. This is pure sun. If come now too I can go, yes?

Anonymous said...

Anon. it's okay to drink up...but I must tell you that a drink at Le Cirque will run you a pretty penny

krixfort said...

I have a hankerin' for some nude mountains.

Sushi Blameful said...

Krixfort is not blamed. This is pure sun.

PD, of course said...

I am naked MM...take me to the woods. Don't let me dooooowwwwwwwwwwwn...bruce!

PD said...

Krix.--don't ruin it! Pirates is just starting to gain popularity!

Skateboard could use a few sessions

Pig in the Pope said...

Ewww

pinkeye said...

Le Cirque?
What are you gay, Mountain Bland?
(and not the homo gay, the little flighty lost to the world gay of pretending innocence)

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong to be angry that you have to spend money doing something you don't want to do?

mountain man said...

Pink Eye what are you talking about? No one can understand you.

Anonymous said...

Biltmore room.

PD said...

Anoneeemouse, I wouldn't go if I were you---say you have intestinal warts.

Self-defecator said...

I am in a pool of brown stink and the golgis threaten to take me away.

krixfort said...

the tasmanians will have to hold out until sometime next week. They are a strong state (not being political, talking about intestinal fortitude.) I have faith in them. They will take Pirates to the ninth circle of Nirvana.

Anonymous said...

Don't knock gay people. We don't want CS rearing his fat ass again.

Anonymous said...

PD, I do have intestinal warts....

Anonymous said...

Krixfort and MM, do you agree with PD?

krixfort said...

gay is okay!

SF said...

Ah ha--warts of the intestines are foul...and hard to get rid of.

Stacey said...

Ga-rosss! Like, how am I supposed to respond to such grodiness?? Uck.

krixfort said...

hmmmmmm. I'd probably bail. I don't make myself do stuff I don't want to do anymore (unless my family beckons and even then it's questionable.) If you're not excited to go, you'll just end up stewing. or maybe you won't. . .how's that for a definitive answer?

krixfort said...

stacey, how old are you again? I forgot.

Morrissey said...

I wear Gay on the outside 'cause gay is how I feel on the inside.

Yay

Stacey said...

I am sexy and 17.

SF said...

by the way...an amoeba relish is best for feces.

Anonymous said...

krix.. you are well meaning but unhelpfull. The last time I went out with this girl it was with her friends too and let me tell you

NOT FUN GIRLS! One of them talked about how nannies are paid too much. It was uber gross.

justin t. said...

Hey! who wants to cyber! I heart there's a 17 yr old on board.

Stacey said...

OH MY GAWD! Justin??? Is that really you?

lover of life. said...

necklace of fire wants to PLAY! COME ON NECKLACE!

justin t. said...

Stacey. It is me. Cameron is way tooo dumb. Are you smart?

pinkeye said...

Krixfort,
Gay is okay, yeah. Did I not explain myself the first time?

justin t. said...

I look gay, but that just means I'm super cute.

Stacey said...

Oh my gosh--duh---of course I'm smart! Like, duh.

repeat said...

Come on Necklace.

justin t. said...

Where do your smarts lie? Are you a breasted bird?

Anonymous said...

I am not a homosexual, but I play one on TV

repository of love said...

NECKLACE! HEED!

Stacey said...

Lie? I don't lie Justin. And my breasts are big--not birdlike, like at all.

justin t. said...

Do you have a bosomy bottom?

krixfort said...

yeah stacey, do you have a big backyard?

krixfort said...

Anonymous, then I would most DEFINITELY BAIL. You do not need an excuse.

Necklace of Fire said...

I cannot begin to comprehend this. It is too much for my bra. I have to go painfully apply leeches to the soles of my feet. Have a fun night everyone. I know I will not.

krixfort said...

necklace of fire, I will come over to your house and tell you silly jokes while you apply the leeches. that will take your mind off it.

Necklace of Fire said...

Merci Krixfort.

Anonymous said...

I will join you girls at Necklace's house. I will eat my salad and drink then I will be in the mood to work with leeches. I only worry that I will be hungry and eat the leeches. That happens sometimes.

Sushi Blameful said...

Necklace
You have good luck and powerful. It is now good for you quiet. They find out later. Bountiful bra. You can not be blamed.

krixfort said...

necklace, I need a new bra and yours seem good. where do you shop? Do they come with potato salad or do you have to make your own? I make pretty good potato salad.

Anonymous said...

could you bring some potatoe salad over tonight? I'm going to be hungry and need a feeding.

glasshole said...

krixfort. Do not mention chihuly here. I have a mallot.

pinkeye said...

Smash the vitreous bastard.

mountain man said...

My imaginary beanhole husband is kissing the wonderment. I love his jackalope ways. Must dash to the hole. Luv, MM.

GAS said...

Stink.

Necklace of Fire said...

MM you do not have a husband, you must be hallucinating. Are you on ludes?

pinkeye said...

It'll be quick....l

Ex-stripper said...

MM I am with your "husband" now. He hates you and wants you to know he is not gay.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I am back with Satoshi. Are you still with Beth?

Yolanda said...

I don't think Beth is with MM tonight. I saw her at the frogurt stand making whips.

Sushi Blameful said...

I felt too, Necklace. Man Mountain fickle, yes? What is Jackalope?
Sound funny in bad way.

mountain man said...

I am no one and I am alone. I thought it would be delightful to pretend I am a someone with a husband cause I am a lonely scraggly dude from the netherland area. (I do not mean the Dutch).

mountain man said...

Oh Sushi you noodle. Bring it on. You sound like a 'tard in a good way. You whiff like stink.

bob said...

God I love strippers. Gay strippers are best.

Lexy said...

Hi Sugars. Forcefields encroach. I have a workajob tomorrow. Must get to bed soon. Bags beneath the eyes prevent oneness.

mountain man said...

Bob you are a fool. Strippers are liars. Please crawl into my hairs and sleep.

Anonymous said...

Who are you?

mountain man said...

I must take leave now. Thank you for trying, my friends. I heart you.

Necklace of Fire said...

Gnight MM.

Lexy said...

Goonight MM.

Satoshi said...

Nighty night MM.

bob said...

Mountain Man
I thought you'd never ask, dude.
Meet me at the truck stop. I've got some crystal.

mountain man said...

I love you Bob. Good nighty.

Toothless said...

Night night Bob. Night Night MM.

Neck Meteor said...

I will implant myself once again times ten in all ov you just for safety. No worries. Please believe me. Slumber nicely.

mountain man said...

Nighty night.

Anonymous said...

Good night. Sleep well.

Unicorn said...

Good night.

mountain man said...

Sleep well.

Ned said...

G'night.

mountain man said...

Night.

Sushi Blameful said...

Nightime sleeps.
good feeling now

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