Thursday, April 14, 2005

Eyes of Newness

These are the eyes I've fashioned from one of my favorite signature materials, marzipan. I have encased them in polyurethene for longer lastingness. I will poke out the eyes of all my friends and myself and replace them with non-functioning but decorative new eyes. We will see more inwardly and dispense oracular passages in the long dark hours. Who wants some?

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160 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am not so sure about this idea of yours, although I like the look of these eyeballs. I may want to use them as festive party decorations.

Mountain Man said...

Thanks Necklace. You do not have to replace your eyes if you don't want. I think you are nice.

Anonymous said...

I am poking out other things to replace them with fires.

Anonymous said...

I love them!! I want to show them in my gallery!

Mountain Man said...

Come and have your eyes replaced then, Mary. You will be a different sort of seer.

Anonymous said...

i do not want this to happen to me. i love my eyes. they are the passion of me.

Anonymous said...

no more eye removals. no.

Anonymous said...

Basically I disagree with this practice of removal and replacement, I believe we should slowly congeal and shatter with the movements of the stars.

Mountain Man said...

PD. Are you willing to have your eyes removed? How about Sushi Blameful? Krixfort?

Anonymous said...

This no good Man Mountain, this very bad. Eyes are much sacred and special. You think more before you act. You very impulsive. I blame you.

Anonymous said...

Hey Sushi...I want to cook you.

Mountain Man said...

PD I no make fun. It will help you to have marzipan eyes. Inner vision is better than outer. Sushi, Sushi tsk tsk. You do not know this oracular practice. I blame you. But I still think you are swell.

Mountain Man said...

Attention JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!! Where are you????? CALLING JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!!!!!!! I will call you on your cell phone later. You will partner with Ham Paw Uncle Fritz and I on Saturday at noon. You will begin your initiation. It will be a frenzy of occupation.

Mountain Man said...

yes PD. yes.

Anonymous said...

I would eat the eyes before they could get in my sockets. People like to eat marzipan.

Anonymous said...

What's with all this Yankee sweetness??? F***** You all--shitheads and C****!

Mountain Man said...

Oh CS. To the toilet with your ideas.

Mountain Man said...

I have growths on my face.

Anonymous said...

your growths...are they made of sugar?

Anonymous said...

They remind me of the last pair of Chihuly eyeballs I had put in. I like your stuff better because you're not such a pompous ass, MM.

Back when I had my extreme makeover, I replaced my eyeballs with blown glass ones and my hair was surgically removed and replaced with a tatoo of hair.

Anonymous said...

marzipan eyeballs ?? what the??

Anonymous said...

Tattoo hair? Wow, I need to get me some of that. I lost all of mine.

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean PMW.

Anonymous said...

I love pretending that we're loads of different people so the fact that we've got no friends doesn't matter! Ha ha! What good fun!

Anonymous said...

Hey Skateboard! We've missed You!!

Anonymous said...

No need to deep fry our vomit when we are just eating deep fried shit anyway. HAIL TO THE QUEEN!! LIFE IS GRAND! Cocksucker Skateboard, it's okay that you are a homo--no need to get all weird and stuff. We Amerikkans love homos!!

Anonymous said...

Can I eat you...Skatecocker?

Anonymous said...

Oh, thank God, I can now buy a pair of Levi's and some Diet Coke! Shame my family's dead.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Mr. Iraqi, for being an ass-licking idiot!

Anonymous said...

Hey Ms. Queen of England...I'm hungry...will you not pawn a crown or two for my supper?

Anonymous said...

What have you been consumin' there ol' fat bastard?? Fried something or other....

Anonymous said...

hey--he's a hot bastard, and he's mine.

Anonymous said...

I have so much freedom now; the freedom to buy nike trainers, the freedom to stay in my house after curfew, the freedom to watch films with Julia Roberts in them, and the freedom to be tortured to death! God bless the USA.

Anonymous said...

who's that sucking George Bush's cock? OHHHHHH! It's Tony Blair!!!

Anonymous said...

go piss all over your own turf, CS. HEY! We have the same initials! Cool!

Anonymous said...

hey fat Bastard, I am sorry for sucking Bush's big one. It was a miatake. But I stand by this war 100%.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony, no harm done pal! Now if I can just follow up with a good ass-fuck that should strengthen our foreign relations. HOW-DOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

mm, why is G.B. on your blog?

Anonymous said...

where's lion king when you need him.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout some fish and chips and an award-winning Hugh Grant flick? With Julia perhaps? now you're talkin'

Anonymous said...

Nice teeth.

Anonymous said...

Certainly George, I'll be right over. No Condi this time though--she's a bigger C*** than Christian Skateboard,

Anonymous said...

I think CS is looking for his stolen mojo. That's why he's so angry. grrrrrr baby!

Anonymous said...

Hey Osama--where you bin hidin'?

Anonymous said...

Hey Osama--I just suck Christian Skateboard's dick!

Anonymous said...

We can take your bricks Osama! And we'll raise you dicks!

Anonymous said...

Angry angry men.
So sad you need this. I blame our unlucky planet on you and your mad. This no good. You see new with deep thinking not marzipan. Think deep now mad men. I have good lucky for us soon.
I saw one armed man on street yelling very bad, very loud. He want change and nobody listen. Good thinking people help him now.

Anonymous said...

You know from wench you speak dear sushi

Anonymous said...

I speak for myself.

Anonymous said...

sushi blameful, you are the next Mother Theresa.

Anonymous said...

Krixfort,
You warm and I feel special luck with you. Can you see honorable?
I want to know your color good. Man Mountain is pink; he becomes.
This new time for us now, special sauce too.

Anonymous said...

I am impressed with your English Sushi. Did you learn it here in Yankee Town?

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man is good-flavored. Unfortunately, he will not suck my toes.

Anonymous said...

ummm. Lets change the subject. I eat feces.

Anonymous said...

Mountain has nice taste yes; he no on you.
PD, be accept of him now. I blame you.
There are many goods. I now find accepting. And angry men leave good see.

Anonymous said...

meeee too, yum

Anonymous said...

what type of relish to you use to top off the fecal matter?

Anonymous said...

I drink pee

Anonymous said...

Pow.

Anonymous said...

I accept MM always and with pleasure--if you get my meaning?

Anonymous said...

mustard and relish. Duh....

Anonymous said...

PD likes it up the A-hole if you get my meaning. She has a hankerin for a spankerin'.

Anonymous said...

And you know my drink of choice. If not you're stupids.

Anonymous said...

Pinkeye, you meaning. I blame you.

Anonymous said...

hey you guys! I had a blast with Stan last night. We got dogs at Papaya.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gawd! Like that is so interesting Stacey. Can you choke now?

Anonymous said...

I blame you, Pinkeye, blame.

Anonymous said...

A blast o' fire on you Sushi. I'll roast you in butter.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw you guys at Papaya. Disfigured right?

Anonymous said...

Poo in butter sauce, yum.

Anonymous said...

Sushi...I think you have worms.

Anonymous said...

Butter sauce brings out the flavor. It is the salt of the poo...

Mountain Man said...

I am so sad to bring politics into my blog. This blog is not about the world. Sushi I hate you hating my marzipan eyes. I am nothing without my ideas. I want to like you but your English as a second language is very bossy to me. Please be more accepting of marzipan, it's the only way to help me right now. I love it.

I am wanting to suck toes of anyone, it is too heavy for me today. PD, hi. I am too heavy. Please make a wish to have CS go away to another hell besides mine. No more cock suck talk unless you are talking for real fun and not an insult. It's too heavy.

Anonymous said...

MM calm down and have some kool aid, right kool aid? He needs some fun living. Sushi you are odd. Are you a lady or a gent?

Mountain Man said...

Sushi do you have worms? Hi Self Defecator. Are you in a puddle of gushy brown right now? I need to go back to the mountains. Who will come with me (nude)? Anyone??? Let's tame fighters.

Anonymous said...

It's comforting to have so much sauce.

Anonymous said...

Man Mountain,
How you think bad? I am not despite; I am with. I love marzipan too, not blindness. I am for and accept. Bad men angry and with politics very bad. I want closeness not further.

Anonymous said...

Tell me what to do. I have just been forced to meet an old friend from a different city at a wildly expensive restaurant that was not of my choosing. I suggested cheap thai, but she is meeting not only me, but 2 others. Girls with real jobs and nice clothes. Worse still is that I forgot and I look disheveled and unwashed. (which I am) Dear mm, Is it okay to just have drinks while the other's eat? Do people find that rude?

Anonymous said...

Mountain--I am with you. The only cock I will discuss, is the one I love to suck most--ya hear?? I have no interest in entertaining angry Brits--not even if they suck my toes.
The world is a scary place for all of us...but especially for my fragile 4-foot soul.

Mountain Man said...

Anonymous, have a salad and one drink. You will be ok. Put on some lipstick and brush hair, you will feel better. Good luck!

Hi Sushi. I hate further.

Anonymous said...

you are right MM. I vow to ignore the evilness and embrace the artistic thoughts. How is the polyurethane toast coming along.

That other stuff is a downer. It makes me too mad. I can't even concentrate on my trip. I've stranded the entire nation of Tasmania in the middle of a Pirates showdown. Evenyone is balancing on the pegs or in the plank position. I know they can not hold out for much longer.

Anonymous said...

I am nakedist and want mountains too. This is pure sun. If come now too I can go, yes?

Anonymous said...

Anon. it's okay to drink up...but I must tell you that a drink at Le Cirque will run you a pretty penny

Anonymous said...

I have a hankerin' for some nude mountains.

Anonymous said...

Krixfort is not blamed. This is pure sun.

Anonymous said...

I am naked MM...take me to the woods. Don't let me dooooowwwwwwwwwwwn...bruce!

Anonymous said...

Krix.--don't ruin it! Pirates is just starting to gain popularity!

Skateboard could use a few sessions

Anonymous said...

Ewww

Anonymous said...

Le Cirque?
What are you gay, Mountain Bland?
(and not the homo gay, the little flighty lost to the world gay of pretending innocence)

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong to be angry that you have to spend money doing something you don't want to do?

Mountain Man said...

Pink Eye what are you talking about? No one can understand you.

Anonymous said...

Biltmore room.

Anonymous said...

Anoneeemouse, I wouldn't go if I were you---say you have intestinal warts.

Anonymous said...

I am in a pool of brown stink and the golgis threaten to take me away.

Anonymous said...

the tasmanians will have to hold out until sometime next week. They are a strong state (not being political, talking about intestinal fortitude.) I have faith in them. They will take Pirates to the ninth circle of Nirvana.

Anonymous said...

Don't knock gay people. We don't want CS rearing his fat ass again.

Anonymous said...

PD, I do have intestinal warts....

Anonymous said...

Krixfort and MM, do you agree with PD?

Anonymous said...

gay is okay!

Anonymous said...

Ah ha--warts of the intestines are foul...and hard to get rid of.

Anonymous said...

Ga-rosss! Like, how am I supposed to respond to such grodiness?? Uck.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmm. I'd probably bail. I don't make myself do stuff I don't want to do anymore (unless my family beckons and even then it's questionable.) If you're not excited to go, you'll just end up stewing. or maybe you won't. . .how's that for a definitive answer?

Anonymous said...

stacey, how old are you again? I forgot.

Anonymous said...

I wear Gay on the outside 'cause gay is how I feel on the inside.

Yay

Anonymous said...

I am sexy and 17.

Anonymous said...

by the way...an amoeba relish is best for feces.

Anonymous said...

krix.. you are well meaning but unhelpfull. The last time I went out with this girl it was with her friends too and let me tell you

NOT FUN GIRLS! One of them talked about how nannies are paid too much. It was uber gross.

Anonymous said...

Hey! who wants to cyber! I heart there's a 17 yr old on board.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GAWD! Justin??? Is that really you?

Anonymous said...

necklace of fire wants to PLAY! COME ON NECKLACE!

Anonymous said...

Stacey. It is me. Cameron is way tooo dumb. Are you smart?

Anonymous said...

Krixfort,
Gay is okay, yeah. Did I not explain myself the first time?

Anonymous said...

I look gay, but that just means I'm super cute.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh--duh---of course I'm smart! Like, duh.

Anonymous said...

Come on Necklace.

Anonymous said...

Where do your smarts lie? Are you a breasted bird?

Anonymous said...

I am not a homosexual, but I play one on TV

Anonymous said...

NECKLACE! HEED!

Anonymous said...

Lie? I don't lie Justin. And my breasts are big--not birdlike, like at all.

Anonymous said...

Do you have a bosomy bottom?

Anonymous said...

yeah stacey, do you have a big backyard?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, then I would most DEFINITELY BAIL. You do not need an excuse.

Anonymous said...

I cannot begin to comprehend this. It is too much for my bra. I have to go painfully apply leeches to the soles of my feet. Have a fun night everyone. I know I will not.

Anonymous said...

necklace of fire, I will come over to your house and tell you silly jokes while you apply the leeches. that will take your mind off it.

Anonymous said...

Merci Krixfort.

Anonymous said...

I will join you girls at Necklace's house. I will eat my salad and drink then I will be in the mood to work with leeches. I only worry that I will be hungry and eat the leeches. That happens sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Necklace
You have good luck and powerful. It is now good for you quiet. They find out later. Bountiful bra. You can not be blamed.

Anonymous said...

necklace, I need a new bra and yours seem good. where do you shop? Do they come with potato salad or do you have to make your own? I make pretty good potato salad.

Anonymous said...

could you bring some potatoe salad over tonight? I'm going to be hungry and need a feeding.

Anonymous said...

krixfort. Do not mention chihuly here. I have a mallot.

Anonymous said...

Smash the vitreous bastard.

Mountain Man said...

My imaginary beanhole husband is kissing the wonderment. I love his jackalope ways. Must dash to the hole. Luv, MM.

Anonymous said...

Stink.

Anonymous said...

MM you do not have a husband, you must be hallucinating. Are you on ludes?

Anonymous said...

It'll be quick....l

Anonymous said...

MM I am with your "husband" now. He hates you and wants you to know he is not gay.

Anonymous said...

I am back with Satoshi. Are you still with Beth?

Anonymous said...

I don't think Beth is with MM tonight. I saw her at the frogurt stand making whips.

Anonymous said...

I felt too, Necklace. Man Mountain fickle, yes? What is Jackalope?
Sound funny in bad way.

Mountain Man said...

I am no one and I am alone. I thought it would be delightful to pretend I am a someone with a husband cause I am a lonely scraggly dude from the netherland area. (I do not mean the Dutch).

Mountain Man said...

Oh Sushi you noodle. Bring it on. You sound like a 'tard in a good way. You whiff like stink.

Anonymous said...

God I love strippers. Gay strippers are best.

Anonymous said...

Hi Sugars. Forcefields encroach. I have a workajob tomorrow. Must get to bed soon. Bags beneath the eyes prevent oneness.

Mountain Man said...

Bob you are a fool. Strippers are liars. Please crawl into my hairs and sleep.

Anonymous said...

Who are you?

Mountain Man said...

I must take leave now. Thank you for trying, my friends. I heart you.

Anonymous said...

Gnight MM.

Anonymous said...

Goonight MM.

Anonymous said...

Nighty night MM.

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man
I thought you'd never ask, dude.
Meet me at the truck stop. I've got some crystal.

Mountain Man said...

I love you Bob. Good nighty.

Anonymous said...

Night night Bob. Night Night MM.

Anonymous said...

I will implant myself once again times ten in all ov you just for safety. No worries. Please believe me. Slumber nicely.

Mountain Man said...

Nighty night.

Anonymous said...

Good night. Sleep well.

Anonymous said...

Good night.

Mountain Man said...

Sleep well.

Anonymous said...

G'night.

Mountain Man said...

Night.

Anonymous said...

Nightime sleeps.
good feeling now