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Thursday, April 14, 2005
Eyes of Newness
These are the eyes I've fashioned from one of my favorite signature materials, marzipan. I have encased them in polyurethene for longer lastingness. I will poke out the eyes of all my friends and myself and replace them with non-functioning but decorative new eyes. We will see more inwardly and dispense oracular passages in the long dark hours. Who wants some?
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I am not so sure about this idea of yours, although I like the look of these eyeballs. I may want to use them as festive party decorations.
Thanks Necklace. You do not have to replace your eyes if you don't want. I think you are nice.
I am poking out other things to replace them with fires.
I love them!! I want to show them in my gallery!
Come and have your eyes replaced then, Mary. You will be a different sort of seer.
i do not want this to happen to me. i love my eyes. they are the passion of me.
no more eye removals. no.
Basically I disagree with this practice of removal and replacement, I believe we should slowly congeal and shatter with the movements of the stars.
PD. Are you willing to have your eyes removed? How about Sushi Blameful? Krixfort?
This no good Man Mountain, this very bad. Eyes are much sacred and special. You think more before you act. You very impulsive. I blame you.
Hey Sushi...I want to cook you.
PD I no make fun. It will help you to have marzipan eyes. Inner vision is better than outer. Sushi, Sushi tsk tsk. You do not know this oracular practice. I blame you. But I still think you are swell.
Attention JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!! Where are you????? CALLING JUICY WOODWITCH!!!!!!!!!! I will call you on your cell phone later. You will partner with Ham Paw Uncle Fritz and I on Saturday at noon. You will begin your initiation. It will be a frenzy of occupation.
yes PD. yes.
I would eat the eyes before they could get in my sockets. People like to eat marzipan.
What's with all this Yankee sweetness??? F***** You all--shitheads and C****!
Oh CS. To the toilet with your ideas.
I have growths on my face.
your growths...are they made of sugar?
They remind me of the last pair of Chihuly eyeballs I had put in. I like your stuff better because you're not such a pompous ass, MM.
Back when I had my extreme makeover, I replaced my eyeballs with blown glass ones and my hair was surgically removed and replaced with a tatoo of hair.
marzipan eyeballs ?? what the??
Tattoo hair? Wow, I need to get me some of that. I lost all of mine.
I know what you mean PMW.
I love pretending that we're loads of different people so the fact that we've got no friends doesn't matter! Ha ha! What good fun!
Hey Skateboard! We've missed You!!
No need to deep fry our vomit when we are just eating deep fried shit anyway. HAIL TO THE QUEEN!! LIFE IS GRAND! Cocksucker Skateboard, it's okay that you are a homo--no need to get all weird and stuff. We Amerikkans love homos!!
Can I eat you...Skatecocker?
Oh, thank God, I can now buy a pair of Levi's and some Diet Coke! Shame my family's dead.
Sorry Mr. Iraqi, for being an ass-licking idiot!
Hey Ms. Queen of England...I'm hungry...will you not pawn a crown or two for my supper?
What have you been consumin' there ol' fat bastard?? Fried something or other....
hey--he's a hot bastard, and he's mine.
I have so much freedom now; the freedom to buy nike trainers, the freedom to stay in my house after curfew, the freedom to watch films with Julia Roberts in them, and the freedom to be tortured to death! God bless the USA.
who's that sucking George Bush's cock? OHHHHHH! It's Tony Blair!!!
go piss all over your own turf, CS. HEY! We have the same initials! Cool!
hey fat Bastard, I am sorry for sucking Bush's big one. It was a miatake. But I stand by this war 100%.
Hey Tony, no harm done pal! Now if I can just follow up with a good ass-fuck that should strengthen our foreign relations. HOW-DOOOOOOOOO!!!!
mm, why is G.B. on your blog?
where's lion king when you need him.
How 'bout some fish and chips and an award-winning Hugh Grant flick? With Julia perhaps? now you're talkin'
Nice teeth.
Certainly George, I'll be right over. No Condi this time though--she's a bigger C*** than Christian Skateboard,
I think CS is looking for his stolen mojo. That's why he's so angry. grrrrrr baby!
Hey Osama--where you bin hidin'?
Hey Osama--I just suck Christian Skateboard's dick!
We can take your bricks Osama! And we'll raise you dicks!
Angry angry men.
So sad you need this. I blame our unlucky planet on you and your mad. This no good. You see new with deep thinking not marzipan. Think deep now mad men. I have good lucky for us soon.
I saw one armed man on street yelling very bad, very loud. He want change and nobody listen. Good thinking people help him now.
You know from wench you speak dear sushi
I speak for myself.
sushi blameful, you are the next Mother Theresa.
Krixfort,
You warm and I feel special luck with you. Can you see honorable?
I want to know your color good. Man Mountain is pink; he becomes.
This new time for us now, special sauce too.
I am impressed with your English Sushi. Did you learn it here in Yankee Town?
Mountain Man is good-flavored. Unfortunately, he will not suck my toes.
ummm. Lets change the subject. I eat feces.
Mountain has nice taste yes; he no on you.
PD, be accept of him now. I blame you.
There are many goods. I now find accepting. And angry men leave good see.
meeee too, yum
what type of relish to you use to top off the fecal matter?
I drink pee
Pow.
I accept MM always and with pleasure--if you get my meaning?
mustard and relish. Duh....
PD likes it up the A-hole if you get my meaning. She has a hankerin for a spankerin'.
And you know my drink of choice. If not you're stupids.
Pinkeye, you meaning. I blame you.
hey you guys! I had a blast with Stan last night. We got dogs at Papaya.
Oh my gawd! Like that is so interesting Stacey. Can you choke now?
I blame you, Pinkeye, blame.
A blast o' fire on you Sushi. I'll roast you in butter.
I think I saw you guys at Papaya. Disfigured right?
Poo in butter sauce, yum.
Sushi...I think you have worms.
Butter sauce brings out the flavor. It is the salt of the poo...
I am so sad to bring politics into my blog. This blog is not about the world. Sushi I hate you hating my marzipan eyes. I am nothing without my ideas. I want to like you but your English as a second language is very bossy to me. Please be more accepting of marzipan, it's the only way to help me right now. I love it.
I am wanting to suck toes of anyone, it is too heavy for me today. PD, hi. I am too heavy. Please make a wish to have CS go away to another hell besides mine. No more cock suck talk unless you are talking for real fun and not an insult. It's too heavy.
MM calm down and have some kool aid, right kool aid? He needs some fun living. Sushi you are odd. Are you a lady or a gent?
Sushi do you have worms? Hi Self Defecator. Are you in a puddle of gushy brown right now? I need to go back to the mountains. Who will come with me (nude)? Anyone??? Let's tame fighters.
It's comforting to have so much sauce.
Man Mountain,
How you think bad? I am not despite; I am with. I love marzipan too, not blindness. I am for and accept. Bad men angry and with politics very bad. I want closeness not further.
Tell me what to do. I have just been forced to meet an old friend from a different city at a wildly expensive restaurant that was not of my choosing. I suggested cheap thai, but she is meeting not only me, but 2 others. Girls with real jobs and nice clothes. Worse still is that I forgot and I look disheveled and unwashed. (which I am) Dear mm, Is it okay to just have drinks while the other's eat? Do people find that rude?
Mountain--I am with you. The only cock I will discuss, is the one I love to suck most--ya hear?? I have no interest in entertaining angry Brits--not even if they suck my toes.
The world is a scary place for all of us...but especially for my fragile 4-foot soul.
Anonymous, have a salad and one drink. You will be ok. Put on some lipstick and brush hair, you will feel better. Good luck!
Hi Sushi. I hate further.
you are right MM. I vow to ignore the evilness and embrace the artistic thoughts. How is the polyurethane toast coming along.
That other stuff is a downer. It makes me too mad. I can't even concentrate on my trip. I've stranded the entire nation of Tasmania in the middle of a Pirates showdown. Evenyone is balancing on the pegs or in the plank position. I know they can not hold out for much longer.
I am nakedist and want mountains too. This is pure sun. If come now too I can go, yes?
Anon. it's okay to drink up...but I must tell you that a drink at Le Cirque will run you a pretty penny
I have a hankerin' for some nude mountains.
Krixfort is not blamed. This is pure sun.
I am naked MM...take me to the woods. Don't let me dooooowwwwwwwwwwwn...bruce!
Krix.--don't ruin it! Pirates is just starting to gain popularity!
Skateboard could use a few sessions
Ewww
Le Cirque?
What are you gay, Mountain Bland?
(and not the homo gay, the little flighty lost to the world gay of pretending innocence)
Is it wrong to be angry that you have to spend money doing something you don't want to do?
Pink Eye what are you talking about? No one can understand you.
Biltmore room.
Anoneeemouse, I wouldn't go if I were you---say you have intestinal warts.
I am in a pool of brown stink and the golgis threaten to take me away.
the tasmanians will have to hold out until sometime next week. They are a strong state (not being political, talking about intestinal fortitude.) I have faith in them. They will take Pirates to the ninth circle of Nirvana.
Don't knock gay people. We don't want CS rearing his fat ass again.
PD, I do have intestinal warts....
Krixfort and MM, do you agree with PD?
gay is okay!
Ah ha--warts of the intestines are foul...and hard to get rid of.
Ga-rosss! Like, how am I supposed to respond to such grodiness?? Uck.
hmmmmmm. I'd probably bail. I don't make myself do stuff I don't want to do anymore (unless my family beckons and even then it's questionable.) If you're not excited to go, you'll just end up stewing. or maybe you won't. . .how's that for a definitive answer?
stacey, how old are you again? I forgot.
I wear Gay on the outside 'cause gay is how I feel on the inside.
Yay
I am sexy and 17.
by the way...an amoeba relish is best for feces.
krix.. you are well meaning but unhelpfull. The last time I went out with this girl it was with her friends too and let me tell you
NOT FUN GIRLS! One of them talked about how nannies are paid too much. It was uber gross.
Hey! who wants to cyber! I heart there's a 17 yr old on board.
OH MY GAWD! Justin??? Is that really you?
necklace of fire wants to PLAY! COME ON NECKLACE!
Stacey. It is me. Cameron is way tooo dumb. Are you smart?
Krixfort,
Gay is okay, yeah. Did I not explain myself the first time?
I look gay, but that just means I'm super cute.
Oh my gosh--duh---of course I'm smart! Like, duh.
Come on Necklace.
Where do your smarts lie? Are you a breasted bird?
I am not a homosexual, but I play one on TV
NECKLACE! HEED!
Lie? I don't lie Justin. And my breasts are big--not birdlike, like at all.
Do you have a bosomy bottom?
yeah stacey, do you have a big backyard?
Anonymous, then I would most DEFINITELY BAIL. You do not need an excuse.
I cannot begin to comprehend this. It is too much for my bra. I have to go painfully apply leeches to the soles of my feet. Have a fun night everyone. I know I will not.
necklace of fire, I will come over to your house and tell you silly jokes while you apply the leeches. that will take your mind off it.
Merci Krixfort.
I will join you girls at Necklace's house. I will eat my salad and drink then I will be in the mood to work with leeches. I only worry that I will be hungry and eat the leeches. That happens sometimes.
Necklace
You have good luck and powerful. It is now good for you quiet. They find out later. Bountiful bra. You can not be blamed.
necklace, I need a new bra and yours seem good. where do you shop? Do they come with potato salad or do you have to make your own? I make pretty good potato salad.
could you bring some potatoe salad over tonight? I'm going to be hungry and need a feeding.
krixfort. Do not mention chihuly here. I have a mallot.
Smash the vitreous bastard.
My imaginary beanhole husband is kissing the wonderment. I love his jackalope ways. Must dash to the hole. Luv, MM.
Stink.
MM you do not have a husband, you must be hallucinating. Are you on ludes?
It'll be quick....l
MM I am with your "husband" now. He hates you and wants you to know he is not gay.
I am back with Satoshi. Are you still with Beth?
I don't think Beth is with MM tonight. I saw her at the frogurt stand making whips.
I felt too, Necklace. Man Mountain fickle, yes? What is Jackalope?
Sound funny in bad way.
I am no one and I am alone. I thought it would be delightful to pretend I am a someone with a husband cause I am a lonely scraggly dude from the netherland area. (I do not mean the Dutch).
Oh Sushi you noodle. Bring it on. You sound like a 'tard in a good way. You whiff like stink.
God I love strippers. Gay strippers are best.
Hi Sugars. Forcefields encroach. I have a workajob tomorrow. Must get to bed soon. Bags beneath the eyes prevent oneness.
Bob you are a fool. Strippers are liars. Please crawl into my hairs and sleep.
Who are you?
I must take leave now. Thank you for trying, my friends. I heart you.
Gnight MM.
Goonight MM.
Nighty night MM.
Mountain Man
I thought you'd never ask, dude.
Meet me at the truck stop. I've got some crystal.
I love you Bob. Good nighty.
Night night Bob. Night Night MM.
I will implant myself once again times ten in all ov you just for safety. No worries. Please believe me. Slumber nicely.
Nighty night.
Good night. Sleep well.
Good night.
Sleep well.
G'night.
Night.
Nightime sleeps.
good feeling now
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