There is going to be a new movement of bad babies attacking. That is all I'm allowed to say. I am patting my hands in my lap again, creating unique polyrhythms. I am very post-music.
Have a nice day everyone and if you see a large baby that looks like Danny Devito coming towards you, I'm just saying, I would definitely run.
Love,
MM
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That remark is quite unfair. I have just gotten a face lift and hair plugs and am looking less like a baby.
You cannot hide from the swarm of bad babies that are coming towards you.
watch out, I'm tired, hot, and angry as hell.
The bad baby was thrown out of the angry planet. The angry planet vomited yesterday and the oversized infant catapolted into the heavens. He was bad so he landed on red dirt.
What did he do?
I ran into him! he was crawling up the empire state building. he cast a menacing shadow.
He was spewing split pea puree!!
No, it was carrots and peas in banana mush.
Is the polyrhythmic hand-clapping an effective method of warding off the babies? Are you intuiting this also?
Do these bad babies smell fresh or oily? I want to be able to tell the difference and we all know looks can be deceiving. Or are they all giants?
They have a deceptively sweet scent, but don't be fooled. Under the baby powder is feces and mold. I saw one on top of the trump tower. It seemed to sway and lose balance when I clapped, FB.
Most are giants, but some are undercover. I found one in my hairbrush. It was bucking.
the key to eradicating the swarm of bad babies is to find their nest and destroy it. You can only hold them off with polyrythmic patterns for so long.
the key to eradicating the swarm of bad babies is to find their nest and destroy it. You can only hold them off with polyrythmic patterns for so long.
the key to eradicating the swarm of bad babies is to find their nest and destroy it. You can only hold them off with polyrythmic patterns for so long.
the key to eradicating the swarm of bad babies is to find their nest and destroy it. You can only hold them off with polyrythmic patterns for so long.
wow, Ive got repetitive strain disorder.
F*CK, there were 2 in my tacos at lunch. I chewed them up before I even f*cking knew it. I was stomping my feet nervously because of the jalapeno salsa - this must have slowed them down. F*cking babies. LOOK OUT!
Where is the nest? It is probably really dirty. Maybe the sewage plant?
I hate babies. HATE THEM!
blech! me too MM.
I located this disarming spell:
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" Based on the performance by Iron Butterfly
"Little Danny DeVito" Spell by Claude Prez
Little Danny DeVito baby
Don't you know I'm above you
Little Danny Devito puny
Don't you know that a hobbit is too
Oh won't you sign this please
I am a big fan
I just loved "Get Shorty"
But not "Ren. Man"
Please not "Ren. Man"
Little Danny DeVito baby
You're so cute I could hug you
Little Danny DeVito poopsie
Think Papa Smurf and some makeup blue
Oh won't you sign this please
It is a contract
You'll play a short bald sleaze
You won't have to act
Please call me back
I am as smooth as a baby's rectum
FB, I am trying. They are gaining speed. The drool is gushing into rivers. I fear this is the end.
They are breaking the spell with their menacing cries. My spell is drowned out by the screaming!
Quick! Does anyone have any rattles?
FB! That was magical!
FB, I got a little one quieted with the spell. It is sleeping in my glass of water. Can I kill it?
MM you need a giant baby vibrating seat. Lure the baby into and switch it on. It will feel like an earthquake has hit but it will distract the evil ones long enough so that you can escape.
ugh. this is disgusting.
MM, didn't they teach you in mountain health class that the rhythm method, poly or otherwise is a notorious bad method for staving off babies? Keep a sock on it!
p.s.: sorry I can't always respond as I seem to be constantly engulfed in the whining of my own babies, some of which occupy a large area of my frontal cortex. My advice: send them to college.
pps: juice flavoring is peach rainwater Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, rosemary nectar Thursday and Friday, and a very light essence of winesap apple on the weekends.
Juicy, you are so right about the rhythm method and it's ineffectiveness. this a lesson we all should have learned for certain.
Just come down on those babies like an old testament Zogg, I say.
This is great. I canibalized my baby's brain.
hanibal, did you have the brain with fauva beans?
My boss is standing over me. I am going to die.
I can eliminate your jailer for you if you like, MM. I'll even do it for free.
Thanks Krixfort! But I'm okay. He moved on and I was spared. I can continue dodging the bad babies in peace. Speaking of which, there are a few on my keyboard. I have it in me to smush.
I think they like to be rubbed.
Where do i rub?
where's my shiv?
get back to work slaves. I am the boss of you.
Kimmy: It is always good to rub babies....all over.
Kimmy: It is always good to rub babies....all over.
I was just fired. They gave me a chewed up baby as severance.
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