I spent some time with the paper shredder. It's best with a long paper roll so you can continuously feed it. The gum keeps coming. So far, 5 pieces in the last hour. Lack of eye contact unnoticed. Well done.
I reckons 'shiv' is the commonist word for a knife - used in prison, and I think 'shank' may be an Americanism, again adopted in prison, for the same thing.
It's what you stick those punk-ass-bitches with when they cross you.
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YAY Mountain Man! You are winning the battle!
Does your hair ever get caught in the paper roll? That happens to me sometimes. I am Finnish.
Hi there MM! I love you. That's all. I don't think you are a pussy. I don't think you're lonely either. I love your goat feelings. I have them too.
Thank you Krixfort! My jaw hurts but I soldier on with the gum. I am a survivor.
Helen, I love you too! Thanks for the goat sympathies.
MM why you no mention me? F*** you.
MM, eye contact is highly overrated. Contact with pointy objects is much better, especially in jail.
My advice for your job: get a shiv.
Thank you K. What is a shiv?? Are you practicing your schoonmaker for our time in the sands?? Get to work you little tattooed hussy.
I am getting ready to emerge and gobble you all up.
I reckons 'shiv' is the commonist word for a knife - used in prison, and I think 'shank' may be an Americanism, again adopted in prison, for the same thing.
It's what you stick those punk-ass-bitches with when they cross you.
MM, I'm going for a drink. Meet me at the oasis. Midnight.
Art Star. You are a poseur. You are not a real art whore like I am.
KRIXFORT. You do not stop impressing me. Thanks for hanging around my blog.
my pleasure MM. you make jail enjoyable.
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