Sunday, March 06, 2005

This is what I am turning into

This is the masculine and feminine side of the ugly me. I am not a good man.

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14 comments:

Cheez Wizard said...

i think you guys look cute. is that you and beth again? you guys really can morph. hot!

beezer said...

i am really into the idea of a threesome with you two. wowee. i bet it would be lively.

Tuna Melt said...

I don't think it's them, you silly guys. I think it's just some truly ugly people. It's mean to make fun of the uglies. Be careful!!!! This may come back to bite you.

GAS said...

Skulduggery.

mountain man said...

gas, that is very new language for you. are you developing? you are too interesting. i like gas mostly. especially the noxious types.

stone said...

Psoriasis, dude. That is what you get when you make fun of ugly people. They are powerful, dude, wicked powerful.

noxious plume said...

Lay off Mountain Man. Don't taunt me, I'm ugly.

mountain man said...

the ugly people give you psoriasis? i have never heard this. personally i think ugly people hold the key to meaning in the universe. everyone else is too distracted. ugly people know the shame of being human.

gutteral noises said...

why is everyone so primitive here? what you need is sophistication. why not put on a nice jazz album?

solder said...

Like Jazz isn't primitive, farty.
Try reading Tesla.

mountain man said...

I agree with gutteral. Jazz is so sophisticated! Let's all listen to some. I need to get more adult contemporary. Maybe read some New Age philosophy.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

You quacks are all about New Age Philosophy. I picture you and Beth in touch with your feelings together, naked by a pond on Magic Mushrooms. You are thinly veiled Mountain Hippies.
Just like those City Hippies, Pan and Ginger, clasping their genitals together and talking. Makes me want to hurt something.
Like Texas.

Texas said...

My hands are hammers. I will hurt you. You know nothing.

mountain man said...

My hands are sloppy and slippery like fish. I have trouble grasping things. They smell funny, like granny smith apples. It's hard to explain.