Let's go back to the magic. The magic rules are: (maybe you should write these down)
1.Eat a lot of candies.
2. It is hard to be alone with yourself when you wish you were sweeter. Instead, pretend to be sweeter. It's ok to fake smiles.
3. Tell yourself that you can lick things out in public. Anything you want is available to you to lick.
4. Make sure to run around a lot. An increased heart rate leads to more fun and happiness. It's ok to drool.
5. Lie upside down on benches and look around. Everything will look weird but better than usual.
6. Breathe deeply and remind yourself to look shifty. Dart your eyes around.
7. Be patient.
8. Act unwisely and forget your responsibilities as much as possible.
9. Do drugs if you really need to (only in emergencies - this is up to you).
10. Don't overburden your object of desire with too much love. You will only end up hating it and yourself.
11. Always listen to Mountain Man.