Thursday, March 31, 2005

My Second Try

I had written earlier. Here I try again. F*** you blogger for ruining my excitement. So. I am the apple of my eye today. I have looked many people in the apple's of their eyes, unafraid, taming the beast of shyness and skulk. Hi everyone!!

I have brought damp oars to work, is the other important thing I must mention, as a metaphor for escape. What I want to say that I am headed towards another ecstatic epiphany that will either end in oneness or suicide.

Yay for Terri Schiavo is the last thing I want to mention! You did it girl!!!

Also, what about this new juggler from the woods character who came on yesterday. I like to picture him in my mind's eye. I wonder if his outfit was at all satiny. I wish he would make a stop by my office building. I could use some entertainment. I love balls flying through the air like they just don't care.

89 comments:

Cheez Wizard said...

I have a canoe at work. Let's get together. And make a pie.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hi all, Krix, Fairy, Cheez, Ham, and the gorgeous hunk of spunk...MOUNTAIN MAN! Blogger has prevented me from having fun today!!!!

Troll said...

There is someone I am so mad at. It is the urchin that sat on Mountain Man's mushroom. Screw you unfriendly being!! I want to eliminate you.

Troll said...
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Juggler from the Woods said...

I know it really is too bad. I have set down my unicycle and balls in order to blog on my laptop that I carry in my satchel at the end of a stick and it's been "no go" all day long. BOOHOO.

mountain man said...

I know, basically I am about to die. It's like being dehydrated. I feel wolfy and gnashy.

Janice said...

Hi. I am being punished by Jacques D. for not attending this play with him. He is trying to ice me.

krixfort said...

Juggler, you sound kinda sexy and creative. You're a welcome addition to artistic thoughts.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS SO BAD!!! BLOGGER IS FARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

krixfort said...

janice, at least you don't have to worry about anyone yanking your tube.

Janice said...

Krixfort that is an excellent point. He will not succeed in icing me. I am good at hiding. I am practically invisible anyway and I don't think, even if he did catch me, that the icing would stay on me. I am semi-transparent, see?

Necklace of Fire said...

I am sort of choking on my own spit. I want to get high.

krixfort said...

Necklace, you should hook up with Goblin. Goblin gets high a lot, hence the affinity for board games.

Kitten said...

Scratch. I am digging my way through the earth. I am bound to end up on the other side and have cool adventures in the earth's core on my way to wherever. Meowy. I am so cutey!

Troll said...

I thought Goblin was mine all mine!!! JANICE do not come over to us. We are going to play Old Maid. Necklace STAY AWAY.

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postmoderndebunker said...

Finally.
I am hosting a championship round of Clue. Krix, would you and Goblin like to play? I will let you be Miss Scarlet if you like.

mountain man said...

I would like to be Miss Scarlet. For I am turning scarlet. I just ate a munchkin at work, the donut hole kind, not the little person kind, and now my head is beginning to steam. It's only a matter of time before this steam reaches my colon.

Krixfort said...

PD, that is a fine idea! Goblin and I are both in for sure! Goblin has asked to be Miss Scarlet. I'm requesting Col. Mustard.

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goblin said...

I don't want to be Miss Scarlett. Krix is making fun of me.

And for your information: I only like Troll. And I'm not a stoner. Someone is a liar liar pants on fire.

Can I be Professor Booty?

postmoderndebunker said...

Goblin and MM will hafta duke it out for Miss Scarlet. I will be Miss Peabody. The weapons have changed though. We got WMD, bottled Mountain Man gas, Oxycontin overdose, and the dreaded Anthrax.

krixfort said...

you forgot saron gas and tube yanking

postmoderndebunker said...

Yes, those are secret weapons. Of course we will clear all this with Cofi before entering the finals.

Cheez Wizard said...

You also forgot spray cheez choking and death by exposure.

mountain man said...
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goblin said...

OKAY we get it MM! I told you I want to be Professor Booty!

Sheesh.

mountain man said...

i hate blogger it is randomly republishing my comments. fizzy.

mountain man said...

sorry!!! it was not my fault it was black magic.

troll said...

do not yell at MM. DO NOT!! He is very fragile and is probably crying. Truth be told, he is a mega mega sissy.

Mrs. Peabody said...

Okay, should I be trapped in the conservatory, with George Bush and no method of escape, please yank my tube!

Leslie Ann Warren said...

You know I was the star of the movie Clue!

mountain man said...

Lesley you are a fine looking woman.

enemy squad said...

This is a terrible day. foulness. On my way to work, on the bus, pukers, I was seated behind a farting person. At first I thought she was holding an Italian lunch bag on her lap. No. She smiled triumphantly when she got off the bus. I'm gonna bite. And by the way, me and K Fed had a moment last night. Back off MM

mountain man said...

Listen I don't want K Fed sometimes I just get delusional and think I'm him. It's real embarrassing.

mountain man said...

Today I am having a familiar problem of wishing to fall asleep on the job. There is little going on and I am inexplicably so comatose.

Jed Federline said...

I am Kevin's older brother. Please leave my younger and weaker brother alone. He is very fragile and wants to be happy with Brit. He truly loves his unborn baby.

Shelleyan said...

Jed? I doubt it. You are a masquerade. I am tired too MM. So damn tired. I am shattered.

Dragoon said...

I may be foolish but I am still a dragoon. I am here to ruin all of you.

BRIT said...

Stay away from my man! Are you a real publication or a lying fake one? I am so sick of al the tormenting. K FED loves me and YOU ARE no K FED. You can't possibly appreciate how hard I work.

postmoderndebunker said...

Are you totally shattered ear to ear Shellyan?

enemy squad said...

Honey, watch out. I am everyone and every publication. I will not stand by as people fart and wet themselves in public. I am the fart and the particles that it leaves behind. As I breath it into my lungs it becomes part of my being. Don't be such a divider. We are all united.

kindred said...

I am shattered as well. It hurts to look at people. Their eyes are slippery. gross.

Shelleyan said...

I am suddenly shattered, ear to ear, cut to the gut and I'm screaming to be. Doo da doo da doo da da.

mountain man said...

Enemy squad you sound dusty. Are you as angry as I am?

goblin said...

I'm sorry I yelled Mountain man. I am feeling slightly persecuted today. Krixfort tried to do one of those intervention thingy's on me and it backfired. We're on the outs today.

I still love you and Troll.

Toe said...

I hate pop culture references. I am an intellectual.

enemy squad said...

FURIOUS. I am bits of dust. I am soot. I am cancerous soot.

enemy squad said...

Toe. You are my first victim. I will wip you with a picture of Ashton Kutchner. Sound good?

Toe said...

No that does not sound good. I would prefer to talk to Jacqes Derrida. Where has he gone to today? The only other type I will talk to is an animal.

postmoderndebunker said...

da doo da dee da.

Juggler from the Woods said...

Who could use a smile today? Who would like a routine with fire done just for them! I am offering services for free! Just because I am in love with fun.

enemy squad said...

I could use some pills

krixfort said...

anyone heard from pork bather?

Juggler from the Woods said...

I have a fistful of goofballs for those in need!!

mountain man said...

Good question Krix, no I have not heard from him in a while. I believe he only comes out when things get real intense and we are about to get in the bath.

George Washington said...

Did someone say bath? I want to come in!!! I like it real hot with lots of salts!! I stay in my founding father outfit the whole time. I never get nude.

Toe said...

Enemy Squad I hate you. You are a pansy.

Juggler from the Woods said...

Krixfort I am fast approaching your work place. What would you like me to bring you? I am gonna make a nice show for you with pinwheels and licorice. I am gonna do some flips and give you what you need.

enemy squad said...

back at ya squirt.

Stir Fry said...

I am just being honest. This is what I would like to do: cut each and every one of you into bloody strips and fry you on high heat with ginger and garlic. And then eat you. I don't even care if I go to jail for the murders.

Sandworm said...

Enemy Squad!!! I HAVE FOUND YOU!!! It's time for that date we've been putting off. Remember? I have a date with your rear end.

Homer Simpson said...

MMMMmmmmmm gingered humans....

enemy squad said...

come to me sandworm. Do you think you can take it? Are you worm enough? My tubes is long.

Sandworm said...

Homer, come here. You are coming on our date. It's sodomy for everyone. Get ready to have a good time.

mountain man said...

You dirty foul-ups. I like you.

enemy squad said...

I do not recipricate. Forget I exist.

Homer Simpson said...

Mmmmmm dirty foul-ups....

mountain man said...

I am tingling. I just saw someone who I am hoping will perform orally on my stick at some point in the near future. Man she is some kind of hot cha.

lover of life. said...

Hey kids. This has taken a downward turn. The trick to living is faking. Pretend okay! Pretend that you know how to do your job! Pretend to be friendly! Get started now and your existencial crisis will diminish.

Tangerine said...

Enemy Squad you are not as nasty as you seem. What do you require?

enemy squad said...

I require tampons to wipe away my tears.

Cheez Wizard said...

Listen lover of shit, I know how to pretend. You are the one who cannot spell. You are a simpleton from the Low Countries, probably Dutch I suspect. Belgian at the very least. Loser of Life is more like it.

mountain man said...

Where is ham paw? Sleepy?

blog administrator said...

I have deleted a total of 389 vile posts on this blog today. But you are all stil dizzzgusting.

mountain man said...
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mountain man said...

I wonder what is happening here. There is an unhappy feeling in the posts of enemy and toe and many others. I am very sad because I fear the I haven't been a good influence. I can't be good.

mountain man said...

Blog Administrator you are too phoney!!

PUG said...

You mean my bag of severed heads?

krixfort said...

juggler, please bring rhubarb and escargot. gothra is filling in for me while I am off sailing. I look forward to meeting you when I get back.

Thank god for my aqua DSL line. Wi-Fi is for pussies. I've got a tether that can wrap around the planet one gajillion times. It's like hands across america only it's not hands and it's not america.

mountain man said...
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krixfort said...

toe is negativity. Toe is harshing Mountain man's mellow. Toe should be stubbed.

goblin said...

pug is scary.

mountain man said...

VILE!

Toe said...

I am not bad. I am just an enemy of enemy squad. Not MM. MM and I have an agreement.

mountain man said...

Toe and pug should get married. They can get matching luggage.

mountain man said...

I have made a new post. Hurry!

Toe said...

MM you are selling me out. You suck.

enemy squad said...

that's not fair. I want to marry toe. I'm flirting.