It is a slow morning where getting back into bed would be the most desired thing. However, in lieu of that, I will drink too much coffee and leave my ramshackle apartment in search of juice and nuts to get me through the day.
OK. So I had these dreams about a house that was my house in the woods and it was infested with rats. I could hear them scrambling around. The house was mine, and I really wished that it was my house in real life. But the rats made it uninhabitable. I believe it's an allegory for being Mountain Man. Sometimes it seems nice. Other times it is unbearable.
Thanks for your time.
Very Sincerely Yours,
MM
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Have a nice day. I have decided that I hate buildings. I want to live in a hut.
me too. i am scared.
I prefer to eat seeds in the morning.
Good luck with your project. I hope it is not too leaky where you live.
I am a furry bear. I like tadpoles. My shirt has stripes on it. I have no pants on.
I can smell boys.
cave are better than huts
I've always looked forward to living in a cave. One that has DSL.
Who was the wise sleestak? The one that could talk?
okay this is scary but there IS information on Will's recent activity. He apparently wrote some childre's books.
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-10056
no understandy
MM, are you eating kittens today?
I don't eat kittens! that was the librarian, helene.
SICK!
MM, my mistake. Are you eating skippy?
I wanna eat babies. I wanna!
gerbils actually. I stole them out of Helene's anus.
crunchy. My new peanut butter. fun to catch. More fun to catch than piggies.
gerbils with skippy on rice crackers. yum yum.
I loved Land of the Lost. I am very impressed that you remembered so much. I could only remember Chaka. Who some people say I look like. I have a big forehead.
Tiny bones CRUNCH NICELY!
i bet you can't catch me. i am a prize-winning marathon runner.
i bet you can't catch me either. i am wily.
haha!! i am scurrying around under your feet!!! you are too tall and slow to get me!! i crawled out of helene's bum a few minutes ago.
I have to leave a comment on this one. ANIMALS! ANIMALS! LIARS!
my friend arthur was telling me about a dream that is similar to yours mm. He dug a trench in the backyard, then was sure that it was filled with rats, but no. When he dared to look there were 2 pinkish creatures unidentified as any particular mammal species squirming in the dirt. Then there were thousands of earthworms.
Kudos to the lively kitten eating - hopscotch discussion yesterday. Lively, thought provoking. But, can I be clear here. Kittens are for cuddling, not eating. NO EAT. Yes, they make poop piles, but in a specified area that is easy to remove. Unlike junk...rubble...electronics. jeese. Give me a break, Helene.
you are just embarrassed you silly twit!!!
Stupid gerbils can't write. FOOLS!
Ham Paw, are you there? Please come back and discuss more practices.
Helene!!!! You are so stupid!!! Gerbils can do everything! They can poke and kill you. They can write and make snacks for themselves!!! They like spaghetti and meatballs best. They are all around you, invisible!!!
I am corraling the gerbils into proper alignment for the hopscotch pattern. I have intuited this pattern after much meditation. It is very soothing.
Fairy butler is a softy. POOR FB can't dig her teeth into some smooth kittens. it is like veal except
tender. my crock pot is boiling this morning.
MOUNTAIN MAN! EAT THE COOKIE AT WORK!
PD, I am coming to get it!!!! I hope it's Skippy!
There is no cookie today. But there are mountains of hershey's kisses. I have eaten 7 already. I am holding myself back.
I am just now reading a book about Aliens and the Dutch. It mentions gerbils. I am getting scared and I am alone in my studio apartment. I am scared.
Gerbils must not be considered for the hopscotch treatment. It is a consideration for amatures, yes, but if the community requests a truly fulfilling experience in the fashion of healing propensities, then the gerbils are inadequate and unsatisfactory. As stated before the body is aligned without the aid of the gerbil, but is an outpouring of correction for the lovely kingdom of pleasurable altercations. Yes, you may attempt the act of gerbil enhancement. the anus is opened to the act while the mind and the pressured testicals are in a continued flow of crushing ecstacy. one might consider this sexual, however, sex is not the goal of the practice. do not trouble yourself with the gerbil is my advice to you all. Trouble yourself with self soothing, with a sexuality that is typically a-sexual. I am speaking of the closest moment to touching god and orgasmic inorgasm.
Dutch aliens? I know where you can find some. And when you find them, tell them to stop banging things.
orgasmic inorgasm. Ham paw, you never cease to amaze me. Have you ever thought about starting a cult?
what? I don't get this.
I am trying with the gerbils anyway. I think I am onto something.
Ham Paw, I am trying. Are you sure it won't work with the gerbils?
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