Friday, March 25, 2005

Gerbils

The gerbils are in proper alignment. They are frozen in time. I zapped them with a tranquilizer gun. I am channeling magic and interspersing each gerbil with a hershey's kiss. I feel powerful but I am making mistakes on the job again. I cannot be in both the magic realm and the real world at the same time. Help.

11 comments:

mountain man said...

HAM PAW!!!!! HELP ME!!! I AM FAILING!!! The magic realm is not as pleasurable as I had thought. The zapping is getting to be too much and I am digging holes in the carpet under my desk to get away. My co-workers are onto me. I may be fired today. This is a true emergency.

Sand Worm said...

I have been conjured by Mountain Man. I am coming down the halls of his building. I am large with one eye and one mouth. I am zooming in on him. He will be consumed!!!!!

gerbil 3 said...

This is out of hand. I am going to cry.

Juice Transporter said...

Maybe I can help. I am red and shiny and made of plastic and transparent mesh. I can cover you with calm and decode the improper pattern. I believe that the juice I transport may calm your nerves but also coat you in protectant.

Baboo said...

I have mounted the Sand Worm and am attempting to reign him in. I am not very strong but I want to save MM. I think it will work.

cave dweller said...

there's a lot going on over there. I need to hide.

hut boy said...

i understand the appeal of caves but really really huts are good too. i like the thatch roofs.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

My, my what a day on this blog!! So much activity! So many conflicting realities!! Satoshi and I are home with the flu. We have been glued to the blog all morning. It is delightful.

Gummy Worm said...

I wish I was as big and powerful as sandworm.

bratty said...

I like gummy bears.

Cookie Puss said...

I like gummy everything and ice cream too.