welcome to the world of tomorrow!
MM, your positivity is astounding! I would like some of that to rub off on me. Don't take that the wrong way.
I liked to be rubbed. What do you mean about the wrong way?
Good thing MM, you were starting to depress me...forcing me to down large doses of Zoloft with snifters of whiskey.
so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.
I love a good zoloft and jamesons coktail myself. Throw in a little xanax for good measure. and maybe a percocet.
i want to rub you.
horace, you want to rub Mountain Man? You are ambiguous. Is that your personality type?
MMMMMmmmmm percocet and whiskey--Breakfast of Champions.
debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will. krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.
I want to rub EVERYTHING! I rub the car, the bus, the desk! I LOVE IT!! AND I LOVE EVERYONE!
I require that you not rub against me. It is against my principles.
I doubt you saw me. What color was my cloak yesterday?
My wine skin is full. I am suckling.
MM, just don't rub against me, as I am as fragiles as a china cup balanced on a hat-pin. Please.
Are you fragile within or without?
Without of course. But I am strong enough for the Zoloft/whiskey combo.
I like breaking stuff. You are hard to resist debunker. Do you have breasts?
or are you a man?
Yes, they call me DD-Debunker at the gym's lockerroom. They must be lesbians.
I like rubbing so that's okay too.
debunker, don't i know you from the pit?
What happened to you as a child, debunker? What turned you flacid?
I am all woman, but I have a tail.
Debunker what are your attributes? Do you suck candy?
a tail, i see. is it furry?
do you mean you have to poo?
I know a remedy for debunker. If you attempt the toad in a fashion of the ignorant, your ineptitude will be forgiven. Stretch your teacup so to speak.
I was raised in the rain forrests of Puerto Rico, where the cries of the Cokee frogs have damaged my soft brain. I fear I will never recover, and never love again.
I have a unusually curving back that really needs stretching. Can I use this procedure too? I am in constant pain.
Poo is cleansing from the perspective of the initiated. The cleansing enema with spanking of poo stick is a cure all.
I don't believe you need to love. All you need is the remedies.
Do you have children, PD?
I don't poo, sadly. But my tail is more like a nub, with a mole on the end, and one whisker.
you sound mutant.
Fill me up with liquid.
love and solemnity are a constant. I would like to take debunker to a meeting at the masons. He needs stretching.
I cannot love. I cannot pro-create.
But that's not fair to everyone else. Why does he/she get to go. I think he's a boy.
I am female...female I tell you.But I love meetings of all kinds.
You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.
I think you are a boy too PD. You have a whiff of the stick about you.
Charlie, if I could love, I would love you.
Why don't we meet up and throw stuff sometime? I know you want to be positive, but I think you would rather hurt things. Admit it.
no, my breast are pendulous and real.
May I see them? I love pendulous breasts. They are fragrant as the wind.
Mountain Man, what can I do to prove myself to you...master
I have the goods. I have the stick and the softs. PD is lying. I saw his stick at the truck stop.
I saw the stick.
This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?
Yes MM, you may nestle your nose between them...and breathe
I am getting ready to nestle. I am getting ready to get real close. I have a fistful of downers.
Do you like to be tied into funny positions?
This is recomended.
PD is fun.
What did his stick look like?
Let's do it MM, and you will not be disappointed. It will not be love though.
why not? Can beth join in?
yes, Beth is welcome, as long as she doesn't fall in love.
I promise, no love. I can do it.
Beth may not be able to help herself.
we fall in love easily. But we rub earnestly. PLEASE JOIN! Zoloft for all!
And Charlie will be next.
PD you are cooky. I don't like your name much though.
What is the problem? Do you fall in love easily or not easily? I'm totally confused.
I am ready to tie. I have my ropes. I have downers to tease you with.
We fall in love easily. I have more control than Beth. Beth is slow.
puker get out of my way.
Mountain Man, I will change it. It makes for a painful tattoo.I don't know how to love.
I will win her over with my jargon. Do you think I'm sexy?
eschew love and practice grace and hemmoidal treatments
i do not like the looks of you post modernist. I can barely handle PD. Why do you bring such terms into the freedom of fantasy?
I have a yeast infection.
I am eschewing...thanks.Mountain Man...I am debunking all that is post modern. I free and full of fantasy. I amy just know what love is yet.
I MAY know love...
You cannot debunk me you filthy whore!!! Heel!!!! (that was just for fun)
I hate that when I click on your name it does not go to a blog. WHY do you not have a blog? PD????
PD I would like to see a pic of you nude.
PostmodernDebunker, you're my kinda he/she!Do you think you might have time to swing over my way after you're through with MM's household?Beth, that's a trick question. You know it was green.
Filthy whore!!! I just like to say it sometimes.
How did you meet Beth MM?
we met at a parade i think. actually i can't remember. my breath stinks of skippy super chunk.
Krixfort: If MM says it is okay, you may also nestle your nose in my fragrant breasts.And Mountain Man...my blog has begun and I feel so dirty. Stay tuned for the nude picture you request.
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