Thursday, March 24, 2005

GREETINGS FROM MOUNTAIN MAN.

Hi world! I am so pleasant to the universe. I am the triumph of tomorrow! I have a tingle in my bingo. The friendliness of the flowers have opened up to me!

85 comments:

pretzel said...

welcome to the world of tomorrow!

krixfort said...

MM, your positivity is astounding! I would like some of that to rub off on me. Don't take that the wrong way.

mountain man said...

I liked to be rubbed. What do you mean about the wrong way?

postmoderndebunker said...

Good thing MM, you were starting to depress me...forcing me to down large doses of Zoloft with snifters of whiskey.

krixfort said...

so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.

manic said...

I love a good zoloft and jamesons coktail myself. Throw in a little xanax for good measure. and maybe a percocet.

Horace Jones said...

i want to rub you.

krixfort said...

horace, you want to rub Mountain Man? You are ambiguous. Is that your personality type?

postmoderndebunker said...

MMMMMmmmmm percocet and whiskey--Breakfast of Champions.

mountain man said...

debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.

krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.

mountain man said...

I want to rub EVERYTHING! I rub the car, the bus, the desk! I LOVE IT!! AND I LOVE EVERYONE!

ham paw said...

I require that you not rub against me. It is against my principles.

beth said...

I doubt you saw me. What color was my cloak yesterday?

mountain man said...

My wine skin is full. I am suckling.

postmoderndebunker said...

MM, just don't rub against me, as I am as fragiles as a china cup balanced on a hat-pin. Please.

mountain man said...

Are you fragile within or without?

postmoderndebunker said...

MM, just don't rub against me, as I am as fragiles as a china cup balanced on a hat-pin. Please.

postmoderndebunker said...

MM, just don't rub against me, as I am as fragiles as a china cup balanced on a hat-pin. Please.

postmoderndebunker said...

Without of course. But I am strong enough for the Zoloft/whiskey combo.

mountain man said...

I like breaking stuff. You are hard to resist debunker. Do you have breasts?

mountain man said...

or are you a man?

postmoderndebunker said...

Yes, they call me DD-Debunker at the gym's lockerroom. They must be lesbians.

mountain man said...

I like rubbing so that's okay too.

mountain man said...

debunker, don't i know you from the pit?

mountain man said...

What happened to you as a child, debunker? What turned you flacid?

postmoderndebunker said...

I am all woman, but I have a tail.

Charlie said...

Debunker what are your attributes? Do you suck candy?

Charlie said...

a tail, i see. is it furry?

mountain man said...

do you mean you have to poo?

ham paw said...

I know a remedy for debunker. If you attempt the toad in a fashion of the ignorant, your ineptitude will be forgiven. Stretch your teacup so to speak.

postmoderndebunker said...

I was raised in the rain forrests of Puerto Rico, where the cries of the Cokee frogs have damaged my soft brain. I fear I will never recover, and never love again.

Charlie said...

I have a unusually curving back that really needs stretching. Can I use this procedure too? I am in constant pain.

ham paw said...

Poo is cleansing from the perspective of the initiated. The cleansing enema with spanking of poo stick is a cure all.

Charlie said...

I don't believe you need to love. All you need is the remedies.

Charlie said...

Do you have children, PD?

postmoderndebunker said...

I don't poo, sadly. But my tail is more like a nub, with a mole on the end, and one whisker.

Charlie said...

you sound mutant.

Bucket said...

Fill me up with liquid.

ham paw said...

love and solemnity are a constant. I would like to take debunker to a meeting at the masons. He needs stretching.

postmoderndebunker said...

I cannot love. I cannot pro-create.

Satoshi said...

But that's not fair to everyone else. Why does he/she get to go. I think he's a boy.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am female...female I tell you.
But I love meetings of all kinds.

Charlie said...

You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.

mountain man said...

I think you are a boy too PD. You have a whiff of the stick about you.

postmoderndebunker said...

Charlie, if I could love, I would love you.

Charlie said...

Why don't we meet up and throw stuff sometime? I know you want to be positive, but I think you would rather hurt things. Admit it.

postmoderndebunker said...

no, my breast are pendulous and real.

mountain man said...

May I see them? I love pendulous breasts. They are fragrant as the wind.

postmoderndebunker said...

Mountain Man, what can I do to prove myself to you...master

skinned poodle said...

I have the goods. I have the stick and the softs. PD is lying. I saw his stick at the truck stop.

jack the stripper said...

I saw the stick.

ham paw said...

This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?

postmoderndebunker said...

Yes MM, you may nestle your nose between them...and breathe

mountain man said...

I am getting ready to nestle. I am getting ready to get real close. I have a fistful of downers.

mountain man said...

Do you like to be tied into funny positions?

ham paw said...

This is recomended.

Charlie said...

PD is fun.

Horace Jones said...

What did his stick look like?

postmoderndebunker said...

Let's do it MM, and you will not be disappointed. It will not be love though.

mountain man said...

why not? Can beth join in?

postmoderndebunker said...

yes, Beth is welcome, as long as she doesn't fall in love.

mountain man said...

I promise, no love. I can do it.

mountain man said...

Beth may not be able to help herself.

mountain man said...

we fall in love easily. But we rub earnestly. PLEASE JOIN! Zoloft for all!

postmoderndebunker said...

And Charlie will be next.

mountain man said...

PD you are cooky. I don't like your name much though.

puker said...

What is the problem? Do you fall in love easily or not easily? I'm totally confused.

mountain man said...

I am ready to tie. I have my ropes. I have downers to tease you with.

mountain man said...

We fall in love easily. I have more control than Beth. Beth is slow.

pooper said...

puker get out of my way.

postmoderndebunker said...

Mountain Man, I will change it. It makes for a painful tattoo.
I don't know how to love.

post modernist said...

I will win her over with my jargon. Do you think I'm sexy?

ham paw said...

eschew love and practice grace and hemmoidal treatments

mountain man said...

i do not like the looks of you post modernist. I can barely handle PD. Why do you bring such terms into the freedom of fantasy?

post modernist said...

I have a yeast infection.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am eschewing...thanks.
Mountain Man...I am debunking all that is post modern. I free and full of fantasy. I amy just know what love is yet.

postmoderndebunker said...

I MAY know love...

mountain man said...

You cannot debunk me you filthy whore!!! Heel!!!! (that was just for fun)

mountain man said...

I hate that when I click on your name it does not go to a blog. WHY do you not have a blog? PD????

mountain man said...

PD I would like to see a pic of you nude.

krixfort said...

PostmodernDebunker, you're my kinda he/she!

Do you think you might have time to swing over my way after you're through with MM's household?

Beth, that's a trick question. You know it was green.

mountain man said...

Filthy whore!!! I just like to say it sometimes.

Junk said...

How did you meet Beth MM?

mountain man said...

we met at a parade i think. actually i can't remember. my breath stinks of skippy super chunk.

postmoderndebunker said...

Krixfort: If MM says it is okay, you may also nestle your nose in my fragrant breasts.

And Mountain Man...my blog has begun and I feel so dirty. Stay tuned for the nude picture you request.