This is a picture of her. She wants me to come visit her in the mountains but I am not ready to see her. She is very mean sometimes, although I know she loves me. She poisons my stew and makes me eat spiders. I hate you mother!!!!
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She looks so nice. I don't believe you are abused. You watch too much Oprah.
Me and brit once had a party and like we all wore cloaks and my mother came with a mask on and I wore a mask that looked like her and she wanted to trade masks and I said no.
HI GOBLIN!!! I missed you so much ohmygosh. I was practicing throwing dice by myself for 2 whole days. I am getting so good at it. Hey, do you know how to play poker?
I am much more similar in appearance to my beloved papa. However this is meaningless as I was adopted, picked up as an infant from a drug addicted hippy in the back hills of West Virginia. Or so I am told.
i had regular dice, d & d dice, and yahtzee dice. How do you like me now? I am so moody, goblin. Sometimes I am sad, sometimes angry, sometimes happy. But mostly I just need to play games because I hate the world. Do you feel that way ever?
you need help kitty. you are the one with the problems. You and K Fed and Brit and goblin should go get married or something. I wanna go to the wedding and rip at the white cloth with my fat ham paws.
go ahead and get married. I don't care. I have a way of arranging things with my friend that cow lover. We don't take things seriously like you do. instead we like to be light and drink fresca and play toad, so to speak.
toad play is much more complicated than you know and involves preparation for correct application. I would suggest it as a wedding game but only with a professional game leader. I have experience in this practice, but have signed an oath prohibiting sharing of this game. It is very secretive for you and not for me. I was a mason in the past and it has something to do with it. i would like to try to share more some, but that is in the future years of America.
this is a tremendous experience for those with back disorders. it truly aligns the back into a U shape. it is truly stretching to the back and the vaginal region. The scrotum are pressured. This is the time of the toad some say. It is time for you to eat some new things which are spicy. I have confidence in you and belief that you will find a way to practice this game with a new body of friends and soon they will be lovers of a sort. The love involved is purely natural, but not romantic or erotic in nature because it involves stretching.
Toad is a discovery meant for you to find in a more circular way for yourself. I have told you the way, now you must follow the path to the experience of the toad practice. I am pleased that you are keen to initiation but your sound judgements will take you further than blind following. it is a life long goal and it will be new to you due to your newness and hair. (There is shaving involved.)
HAM PAW!!! This is too much, it's like what I have been looking for my whole entire life. I feel spiritually reborn just anticipating a new toad way of life. I am willing to shave!!!
I don't mean to be a blight on your blog, but I am also very interested in this toad play. Please do not tell very many people. I think it's a game I could play in my bed with my friends.
I would like to encourage your readership to encounter me with a few rules. Those will be divulged in time due to the high impact of above information.The time is coming I think but I must consult with the readership through the brain trespassing.
I have just recieved word from the headquarters of above mentioned activities and I am not willing or able to participate in this practice for some time. the shaving is not enough has been indicated. This conversation has implicated me in a new problem of which it is impossible for me to experience without the use of a headset.
I apologize for my lack of leadership. I am the map director and this means that I am not the guide. the head set is significant for this reason and you must bear with me in this plight. I will offer some clues to assuage my feelings.
I am a leader but I rule with a paw rather than a fist. A leader knows when to delegate. I have used my skills to paw point without use of the powerpoint tool. This is naturally delightful.
I will wash up post-haste in the putrid men's room. But the more I was there, the more I will be stained with other men's germs. That is almost as bad as the communist regime.
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She looks so nice. I don't believe you are abused. You watch too much Oprah.
i am abused!!! i am!!!! i never watch oprah. only dr. phil once in a while, when beth has too many bashes on her.
Me and brit once had a party and like we all wore cloaks and my mother came with a mask on and I wore a mask that looked like her and she wanted to trade masks and I said no.
No freakin' way! Did you do her?
MM i believe you were abused. That explains why you are so mental.
Your mom looks like a creep.
Your mother looks like she hasn't bathed in a while. She looks pasty.
Never disrespect a man's mum!!! This is blasphemous.
holy smokes MM! You must resemble your dad.
troll? what's new?
HI GOBLIN!!! I missed you so much ohmygosh. I was practicing throwing dice by myself for 2 whole days. I am getting so good at it. Hey, do you know how to play poker?
I am much more similar in appearance to my beloved papa. However this is meaningless as I was adopted, picked up as an infant from a drug addicted hippy in the back hills of West Virginia. Or so I am told.
texas hold 'em? I'm better at blackjack or Go Fish. What kind of dice were you throwing troll? Were they many sided D&D dice?
I've never played craps before.
Troll. DO not teach my baby sister to gamble. I do the devil's work all day. I do not want goblin to turn into the devil's plaything.
I'm warning you.
I am mysterious. I have many teeth. I have my own theme song.
i had regular dice, d & d dice, and yahtzee dice. How do you like me now? I am so moody, goblin. Sometimes I am sad, sometimes angry, sometimes happy. But mostly I just need to play games because I hate the world. Do you feel that way ever?
dr phil is my bitch.
yes troll. I do a lot. I really hate ass goblin right now for butting into my business. but mostly the world. It is my curse to be here somedays.
but today is nice.
troll you sound so sad. Do you want to go outside and play freeze tag?
I was in this wierd "situation" where a "goblin" and some gurls did a show for me. Was that you?
I have many moments of beauty everyday and that is why I am so important. I have thoughts that are wrong.
yes i would like to play the freeze tag. you're it!
i do shows for everyone. booby shows, poopoo shows, pee shows. just call me and i will be there.
you need help kitty. you are the one with the problems. You and K Fed and Brit and goblin should go get married or something. I wanna go to the wedding and rip at the white cloth with my fat ham paws.
Yeah!!! I agree, everyone over there should go get married. Me and Ham Paw will hold down the fort over here with all the meats.
go ahead and get married. I don't care. I have a way of arranging things with my friend that cow lover. We don't take things seriously like you do. instead we like to be light and drink fresca and play toad, so to speak.
Can I come too meaty paws? Would you be willing to get in a tub with me? I don't mean to be divisive, I am just really attracted to other meats.
FREEZE!
Ham Paw you're it.
i have played toad once or twice before. is that like leap frog naked?
k. fed, I think that was me.
I have played toad I think too. I am pretty sure.
hey krixfort, haven't you done a poopoo show with me??
Hello. Who all is getting married? I am sweaty on my butt from too much sitting. I am a songwriter with a big beer gut.
toad play is much more complicated than you know and involves preparation for correct application. I would suggest it as a wedding game but only with a professional game leader. I have experience in this practice, but have signed an oath prohibiting sharing of this game. It is very secretive for you and not for me. I was a mason in the past and it has something to do with it. i would like to try to share more some, but that is in the future years of America.
I am dying to play toad. How can one be initiated? Please tell me ham paw. You are mysterious.
Toad play is my new obsession. I vow to find out about it.
who would like to order their own private show?
Ham Paw is a jealous man. Ham Paw is jealous!!
kevin please bring me some more samoas and tagalongs. NOW!!!
this is a tremendous experience for those with back disorders. it truly aligns the back into a U shape. it is truly stretching to the back and the vaginal region. The scrotum are pressured. This is the time of the toad some say. It is time for you to eat some new things which are spicy. I have confidence in you and belief that you will find a way to practice this game with a new body of friends and soon they will be lovers of a sort. The love involved is purely natural, but not romantic or erotic in nature because it involves stretching.
I'm uncomfortable with this
I see. I can't really picture it but it sure sounds dangerous and fun all in one. Thanks for your insights HP. Would you like to play toad with me?
peg, maybe if I held your legs you would feel more comfortable. i know you are more conservative. but i would hold your legs very politely.
This sounds disorderly. Maybe I was wrong about Ham Paw being jealous. I think he just wants to teach us a new sport. Sorry!
I am trying to get in a U shape but I realize I can't do it on my own.
Toad is a discovery meant for you to find in a more circular way for yourself. I have told you the way, now you must follow the path to the experience of the toad practice. I am pleased that you are keen to initiation but your sound judgements will take you further than blind following. it is a life long goal and it will be new to you due to your newness and hair. (There is shaving involved.)
HAM PAW!!! This is too much, it's like what I have been looking for my whole entire life. I feel spiritually reborn just anticipating a new toad way of life. I am willing to shave!!!
I don't mean to be a blight on your blog, but I am also very interested in this toad play. Please do not tell very many people. I think it's a game I could play in my bed with my friends.
I would like to encourage your readership to encounter me with a few rules. Those will be divulged in time due to the high impact of above information.The time is coming I think but I must consult with the readership through the brain trespassing.
Michael Jackson? Are you kidding me? That's too real. Make him go away. I don't like that one.
Please we would like to join you!
HP I can handle it, believe me. Please come trespass my brain. I would like to lick your paws.
I think this is a game that is big enough for everyone to participate in. Where should we meet? HP do you have a nice big loft we can all come to?
May I ask meekly to join in too? I have been reading this blog but have not commented until now. I am very very excited to commune with you.
this is all very unhealthy. stop!
dr. phil SCRAM!!! i will bamboozle you with my breath of fire.
I have just recieved word from the headquarters of above mentioned activities and I am not willing or able to participate in this practice for some time. the shaving is not enough has been indicated. This conversation has implicated me in a new problem of which it is impossible for me to experience without the use of a headset.
This is too much MM. Maybe Toad will divert me from the bar!
I can almost get into the U shape but I can't do that and shave at the same time. :-(
I apologize for my lack of leadership. I am the map director and this means that I am not the guide. the head set is significant for this reason and you must bear with me in this plight. I will offer some clues to assuage my feelings.
HP I don't know what to say. You seemed like a leader at first and now you are turning to mushy mush. Cheers!!
I am a leader but I rule with a paw rather than a fist. A leader knows when to delegate. I have used my skills to paw point without use of the powerpoint tool. This is naturally delightful.
My paw crushes in it's wake. I have a back of rubber. I am pleasuring myself with the thinking of this practical moments to come.
HP! Nice retort. I ham paw you all over in retaliation. I love you. I am satisfying myself with my imaginary ham paw. it is pleaseful.
Who here is a man that likes to play with men for gaming purposes? I want to steal you for the night.
My shirt smells like corn.
I am a man but I am not sure I want to play with you male slut. Sorry.
Go twirl it somewhere else.
Jerkie, you're comment number 69. Hope that doesn't send you over the edge. Good luck on your project.
GAS!!! Is it really you?
Gas you are very soothing.
Corn is a symbol of stalin. If you wash up you will avoid the communist stain.
I will wash up post-haste in the putrid men's room. But the more I was there, the more I will be stained with other men's germs. That is almost as bad as the communist regime.
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