This s*** stinks. I went out tonight and these two skanky shorter girls with phony crapeater attitudes gave me the c*nt eye. You know what that is, right? Eye rolling, used to be friendly but now am skeptical for no reason, c*** eye. HATE is being reaped in my candy heart. I am ready to kill with venomous viper dagger style teeth. I never did anything to you. So why the heinous beefy attitude. Because you are sad and depressed and left out. And me, though I am sad and depressed and left out, well at least I am funny sometimes.
I am so ready to re-emerge with salty sweet peaceful vengeance on the earth. Come to me Sandworms. This time I am unafraid.