Hey everyone!! Come join me at my new saloon. It's called NED'S!!!! Do you like the name? If you bring your hat, your vest, your badge and a nice chunky belt or holster, you can have unlimited free rounds of sasparilla. We can all commune together in different contortions and recount the traumatic discourse of earlier times. We can have mind control festivities and poke each other with pens and forks. All hussies must surrender to being tied up, is part of the bargain at NED'S. Please come to my new saloon.
The theme of the saloon is old plus new. It is about the wild frontier and the new era that is approaching. Robots may be there on special nights. We will serve only the freshest chicken parts and make paw-shaped morsels out of ham in honor of our dear friend and spokesmodel, Ham Paw. We may have small chewy kittens there as well. We will curse the enemies and send them to the hinterlands. There will be willing and unscrupulous plastic surgeons everywhere to advise you about animal part transplants. Nothing is off limits at NED'S!!!!
We will have noxcema available in jars on every table for the soothing application on backyards. We all have to sit too much for our jobs so why not have a place to go where we can heal? Both inside and out.
Bring a friend! Welcome to my new saloon!!!!