Hey everyone!! Come join me at my new saloon. It's called NED'S!!!! Do you like the name? If you bring your hat, your vest, your badge and a nice chunky belt or holster, you can have unlimited free rounds of sasparilla. We can all commune together in different contortions and recount the traumatic discourse of earlier times. We can have mind control festivities and poke each other with pens and forks. All hussies must surrender to being tied up, is part of the bargain at NED'S. Please come to my new saloon.
The theme of the saloon is old plus new. It is about the wild frontier and the new era that is approaching. Robots may be there on special nights. We will serve only the freshest chicken parts and make paw-shaped morsels out of ham in honor of our dear friend and spokesmodel, Ham Paw. We may have small chewy kittens there as well. We will curse the enemies and send them to the hinterlands. There will be willing and unscrupulous plastic surgeons everywhere to advise you about animal part transplants. Nothing is off limits at NED'S!!!!
We will have noxcema available in jars on every table for the soothing application on backyards. We all have to sit too much for our jobs so why not have a place to go where we can heal? Both inside and out.
Bring a friend! Welcome to my new saloon!!!!
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Will you serve turkey or just chicken? I must know. I am addicted to the triptophan.
Sounds fun. I may bring my Jew's Harp to play on. And dance around on my tippy toes.
Franz and I will definitely be there! We are going shopping for matching vests this afternoon.
Yes, yes and Helen and I will come with our laptops so we can speak to each other from different tables!!! Sounds like a good idea, MM!!!
I will come on the condition that you not hang any disturbing fang-related images on the walls. Otherwise I cannot condone this saloon.
I am having so many epiphanies at once. One is that Mrs. Finklestein may not enter Ned's.
Forgive me, PD, what is Wi-Fi? I have tech-misunderstandings. I am contemplating the dead and giving them forgiveness.
I am monitoring this site. There is foulness here. There is deep wrongness.
I love what not. Thank you PD. You must be one hell of a sexpot. What do you think about meeting me by the fires later and condoning bad behavior that Mrs. Finklestein would find rabidly amoral?
I want to put my stick in everyone's bum!!!
I like you piles MM but stay away from my bum with that dirty stick!! You are a manwhore!!!
I will put nocxema on your tail. I will soothe you. We can put biore strips on each other's noses and get off the blackheads. It will be all about taking care of each other and lewd wrongness. I may even want to eat a pizza pie with you, in spite of my rampant food allergies.
You people are vile. Go out and get some sun!! It's a beautiful day out there and you are rotting your eyes at the computer.
That is so excellent. I am way far addicted to oxycontin. I was going to move to Mexico so I could procure it more easily. We are so "in synch." as they say.
WHISKEY AND DOWNERS WILL BE SERVED AT NED'S!!!
I am on my way over to Ned's. Which way do I go?
How do you have time to run off at the mouth like this? Someone should tie up your hands for a while. How do you think this is adding to the world?
How do you have time to run off at the mouth like this? Someone should tie up your hands for a while. How do you think this is adding to the world?
anonymous. I know who you are. You are a cow. Stop being so threatened and jealous of BETH! I know how hard it is for you to be a borderline personality, but try to stop judging the innocent mm. he is fragrant and lovely. He is precious. You are not. please find an outlet for your rage or get some meds! please step aside.
I am on my way to Ned's right now for some fine sasparilla.
"The theme of the saloon is old plus new. It is about the wild frontier and the new era that is approaching. Robots may be there on special nights."
As sole proprieter and copywrite owner of the entertainment entity herin known as 'Westworld', I demand That 'Ned's ceases and desists from all activity pertaining to olde timey saloons and robots. Forthwith. Expect immediate official coorespondence from my lawyerbot.
NO!!! MAKE ME!!! You are an olde time screwball lying c*cksucker piece of trash. You're not the boss of me!!!!
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