I am changing my name to Peter Jones. I will cut my hair and eat more vegetables. That will be the new me!!! More responsible. Friendlier. Dependable. Less violent. Less furtive and feral. WISH ME LUCK!!!!
Oh, good luck. I know how harrowing this adventure into the wild has been for you. You have travelled far, but maybe lost your way. Vegetables will help, no matter the path. A hair cut always makes one feel better....Peter Jones, you could be Welsh....nice, though they are neither dependable nor gentle. Anyway, good luck. All your dreams will be realized.
i was just kidding you silly!! you take things so seriously, which i can understand. you live in the wild and have to fight your way through the woods, living off what you kill. i live in the beige cubed world where i buy processed foods at my local mart. however, i am still feral!! still hairy. still looney. i will never change. i will only threaten to. it's fun to make idle threats.
thank you for your purity, wild one.
love,
mountain man
ps - i am not welsh, but i do have a bit of the scot in me.
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Do it!!!! You need to act more upstanding.
Oh, good luck. I know how harrowing this adventure into the wild has been for you. You have travelled far, but maybe lost your way. Vegetables will help, no matter the path. A hair cut always makes one feel better....Peter Jones, you could be Welsh....nice, though they are neither dependable nor gentle. Anyway, good luck. All your dreams will be realized.
dear sasquatch,
i was just kidding you silly!! you take things so seriously, which i can understand. you live in the wild and have to fight your way through the woods, living off what you kill. i live in the beige cubed world where i buy processed foods at my local mart. however, i am still feral!! still hairy. still looney. i will never change. i will only threaten to. it's fun to make idle threats.
thank you for your purity, wild one.
love,
mountain man
ps - i am not welsh, but i do have a bit of the scot in me.
hey fart, you don't know me. you are too smelly.
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