Hello chums. It's Easter time. Time to chew on little animals! Time to use their pelts as head coverings in the cold. Little lambies, little bun buns, little chickies!!! Come to me, my animal friends. It is time to get maimed.
Hey just kidding. I love Easter, for its Pagan rituals. I bought Beth a white soft soft soft furry little baby lamb. He is perfect and I will tell you why. He has sticky brown stuff on his one leg. Beth deserves him because she has been extra good lately, but also because there is something wrong with her. And so too is there something wrong with the lamb. I am always seeking out symbolism, that's my Mountain Man way.
OK, well that's all for now. Thanks for being my chums.
I have a plan to go roller skating tomorrow. I will have to focus very intensely to find my balance.