Saturday, March 26, 2005

HAPPY EASTER

Hello chums. It's Easter time. Time to chew on little animals! Time to use their pelts as head coverings in the cold. Little lambies, little bun buns, little chickies!!! Come to me, my animal friends. It is time to get maimed.

Hey just kidding. I love Easter, for its Pagan rituals. I bought Beth a white soft soft soft furry little baby lamb. He is perfect and I will tell you why. He has sticky brown stuff on his one leg. Beth deserves him because she has been extra good lately, but also because there is something wrong with her. And so too is there something wrong with the lamb. I am always seeking out symbolism, that's my Mountain Man way.

OK, well that's all for now. Thanks for being my chums.

I have a plan to go roller skating tomorrow. I will have to focus very intensely to find my balance.

26 comments:

jessica said...

I have a stomach ache. I ate so much today. I'll tell you: lots of popcorn, fish and vegetables, shrimp cocktail, 2 carrots, 2 pieces of toast with peanut butter and a lamb's skin.

Boy am I feeling funny. I am trapped in my room. I can hear people talking outside it and I hate them because they are more fortunate than me. That is the original reason why I was hospitalized. I am not getting better is the sad part. I am filled with paranoia and rage. I incessantly spill juice. It is not a good scene.

Poopsicle said...

Jessica I feel sorry for you. I have left some medicine outside your front door, a tincture and a potion and some small tablets. A head of iceberg lettuce as well. Your troll can come out and get them whenever he wants. I live down the hall from you if you don' tremember. I am here for forced errors.

Anonymous said...

An Easter contest! If you know the source of this comedic bit, you could win a gross of Peeps! (Fairybutler not eligible. Since FB just saw the same bit!)

"All seeing? Yes.
All knowing? Yes...but I'm not a know it all.
Is there anything i'm proud of? My son.
Jesus, you're the tops and you
teach me something new every day."

krixfort said...

I am dull and dense MM. I have to admit I do not know the bit.

mountain man said...

I don't know that one. I'm stumped. But I sure could go for some peeps. Especially if they're a little stale.

mountain man said...

Anonymous, you are too mercurial.

mountain man said...

I have a tingle in my bingo again today.

krixfort said...

are you playing bingo?

krixfort said...

I'm playing the bongos.

mountain man said...

I am playing nothing but how many cadbury cream eggs can I eat in a row. Man are they tasty.

mountain man said...

My mouth is beginning to splinter from the sweetness. I am approaching my threshold after 9.

krixfort said...

MM, if I eat that much sugar I go insane. Like crazy. Institutionalized. All I want is a pepsi.

mountain man said...

I would like a pepsi with my coffee and my eggs. I love cola and coffee. I know it's wrong, but still, it is so satisfying. Are you going to church this morning? I am going in with a supersoaker later. It will be funny.

krixfort said...

I am not allowed insode the church due to my failed exorcism. I harbor too much evil. I believe the super soaker will be a useful tool during Easater services.

Pam said...

I always eat poi on Easter. My dad is Hawaiian. I like poi, pineapple and a roasted pig. I live in New Jersey now. I've been to Hawaii twice and everyone was very friendly. Gotta go, love, Pam

Hawaiian guy said...

`Eâ, no laila, e hele `oukou `ao mai i ka `ôlelo Hawai`, Pam.

postmoderndebunker said...

I had Hawain Punch with a fifth of scotch for breakfast.
MM: I will get my lawyers involved to save Ned's.

Mountain man said...

Thank you PD. I love the Hawaiian Punch. But I love the Kool Aid more.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am doing a series of "artworks" using Kool Aid. I believe they are earth shtteringly new and exciting. You will see them everywhere.

Sexual Predator said...

PD, psst!!! Come over here!!! I have some candy for you in my pocket.

old dirty gangsta said...

Kool aid is great but I prefer Tang.

mountain man said...

I miss tang!!! That reminds me of strange Thai tang. Where has he/she run off to?

mountain man said...

PD I want to go skydiving with you. Nude.

Bugger said...

I am going to a friend's house to paint easter eggs. Can you imagine anything more retarded? I have vowed only to paint gory images on the eggs. I may try to imagine each one is a cyst or tumor of some kind. I hate people.

Velvet Jones said...

I hate people too. I only like high class hos.

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