I am cooking for the first time in my life in honor of Bejesus. I am making vodka tartlets and paste pie. And a unicorn stuffed with pinwheels and carob.
I was trying to weigh hate vs. love earlier. I realized that when in doubt, choose laziness.
There is a small urchin I know who I am furious with. He sat, without asking, on the largest mushroom in my mushroom garden. It truly disgusts me. I may never call him again. My grasses are growing brown.
More content later or tomorrow, I promise. I am not a fool.