Sunday, March 27, 2005

HEY HEY HEY

I am cooking for the first time in my life in honor of Bejesus. I am making vodka tartlets and paste pie. And a unicorn stuffed with pinwheels and carob.

YUM!!!!

I was trying to weigh hate vs. love earlier. I realized that when in doubt, choose laziness.

There is a small urchin I know who I am furious with. He sat, without asking, on the largest mushroom in my mushroom garden. It truly disgusts me. I may never call him again. My grasses are growing brown.

More content later or tomorrow, I promise. I am not a fool.

11 comments:

Urchin said...

I am the Urchin you spoke of. I am tired of your complaining. Why don't you do something to improve your lot rather than make up goony stories? Show some true grit. I have tried to help you so many times. If you are unhappy you have no one to blame but yourself. Maybe you can blame Beth once in a while but you can't blame her for everything.

Cuddles said...

Urchin you are a sad tactic with little foundation. Here is the true way for Mountain Man and others like him: perilousness and danger should be embraced. Walk into traffic is what I am telling you. Slink into crawlspaces and hover, waiting. Watch others in their homes. Unite dark and light.

Grassy said...

I know what you mean Cuddles. I want to walk into the traffic.

Hairy Back said...

I wish there was a fine lady around to scratch my back. I am itchy. I have mosquito bites all over!

Cheez Wizard said...

That's too bad Hairy. What about some calamine lotion? Or a nice bath with salts in it. You need to be taken care of.

postmoderndebunker said...

Forget Beth. I will make you happy. You will see this when we finally go skydiving in our b-day suits. I will load up sports bottles with tang, and pack the peanut butter for more adventurous maneuvers! Don't tell sexual predator though.

krixfort said...

urchins can be troublesome. I urge you to put him out of your misery before he causes more harm.

mountain man said...

I HATE THIS URCHIN!!! He is mean to me.

mountain man said...

I want to love him but he is so unpredictable. He doesn't understand that I am very very sensitive about my mushrooms. If he sits on one again I will have to banish him forever.

Dr. Phil said...

well MM. You have two choices. You can either try to guide the Urchin through loving understanding, explaining how the urchin hurts you when he sits on your mushrooms. Your other choice is to lay the smackdown on the little sucker.

goblin said...

hey Troll! I think I saw you last night on TV! Did you change your hairstyle?