Monday, March 21, 2005

Guinea Pigs are Bad News

PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are fugly.

Anonymous said...

Kittens are cuter than guinea pigs, that's true. What color is your fur?

Mountain Man said...

PUG!!!!! Back away from kitten!!! She is innocent. You are devilish and oppressive. Do not address her again.

Art$uper$tar said...

Ahhhhhhh, they look fresh and ready for insertion!

Mountain Man said...

Art Superstar, you must STAY AWAY FROM THEM. Do you not comprehend me? No insertion. They will devour you from the inside out. Please obey me.

Anonymous said...

insertion? blech.

Anonymous said...

This is bad news about the pigs. I have been a fan of them for quite a while.

Anonymous said...

It's truly bad news.

Anonymous said...

Squeamish, I totally agree. Let's kill him with forks.

Anonymous said...

Kill who with forks? Mountain Man?

Anonymous said...

This is very upsetting.

Anonymous said...

Chud I am not positive but am pretty sure that you are a lying whore.

Anonymous said...

Franz, how could you possibly know this about me? Did we ever date?

Anonymous said...

franz plus chud sitting in a tree. . .

Mountain Man said...

i am jealous of their hostile love. bratty, are you twelve?

Anonymous said...

bratty is eleven,

Anonymous said...

I once skinned and ate a guinea pig on some rye toast. It tasted gamey.

Anonymous said...

I hear guinea pigs are tasty when stir fried with ginger and hot pepper.

Anonymous said...

I am in love with someone. His name is Satoshi. This is not a joke.

Anonymous said...

I thought it tasted like chicken.

Anonymous said...

that's for me to know and you to find out. You don't know anything twelve. nyah.

Anonymous said...

It tastes like Chud. Doesn't it, Franz?

Anonymous said...

bratty i am poking you in your bum. does it hurt?

Anonymous said...

Chud screwed me over royal. He was cheating on me with 3 different women at the same time. Don't trust him. You cannot trust him.

Anonymous said...

Helen, you are embarrassing me. Please come back to bed.

Anonymous said...

Franz you are the liar. I don't know who you are and I want you to stop slandering me.

Anonymous said...

Helen, I thought you still loved me.

Anonymous said...

HELEN!!! Get out of Satoshi's bed and come back to mine. Please!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!

Anonymous said...

I'm telling. PRISSY IS STICKING ME IN THE BUM!!!!

Stop it.

Anonymous said...

What kind of sad soap opera have I walked in on? Who is whose?

Anonymous said...

what's Pug doing here? I thought Pug was banished.

Anonymous said...

NO FAIR BRATTY!!!!! DON'T TELL!!!!!!! I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY STEAK KNIFE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Prissy, back off or I will have my big puerto rican sister cut you.

Art$uper$tar said...

I think one of their names is Lemmiwinks.