Hi world! I am so pleasant to the universe. I am the triumph of tomorrow! I have a tingle in my bingo. The friendliness of the flowers have opened up to me!
so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.
debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.
krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.
You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.
This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?
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welcome to the world of tomorrow!
MM, your positivity is astounding! I would like some of that to rub off on me. Don't take that the wrong way.
I liked to be rubbed. What do you mean about the wrong way?
so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.
I love a good zoloft and jamesons coktail myself. Throw in a little xanax for good measure. and maybe a percocet.
i want to rub you.
horace, you want to rub Mountain Man? You are ambiguous. Is that your personality type?
debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.
krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.
I want to rub EVERYTHING! I rub the car, the bus, the desk! I LOVE IT!! AND I LOVE EVERYONE!
I require that you not rub against me. It is against my principles.
I doubt you saw me. What color was my cloak yesterday?
My wine skin is full. I am suckling.
Are you fragile within or without?
I like breaking stuff. You are hard to resist debunker. Do you have breasts?
or are you a man?
I like rubbing so that's okay too.
debunker, don't i know you from the pit?
What happened to you as a child, debunker? What turned you flacid?
Debunker what are your attributes? Do you suck candy?
a tail, i see. is it furry?
do you mean you have to poo?
I know a remedy for debunker. If you attempt the toad in a fashion of the ignorant, your ineptitude will be forgiven. Stretch your teacup so to speak.
I have a unusually curving back that really needs stretching. Can I use this procedure too? I am in constant pain.
Poo is cleansing from the perspective of the initiated. The cleansing enema with spanking of poo stick is a cure all.
I don't believe you need to love. All you need is the remedies.
Do you have children, PD?
you sound mutant.
Fill me up with liquid.
love and solemnity are a constant. I would like to take debunker to a meeting at the masons. He needs stretching.
But that's not fair to everyone else. Why does he/she get to go. I think he's a boy.
You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.
I think you are a boy too PD. You have a whiff of the stick about you.
Why don't we meet up and throw stuff sometime? I know you want to be positive, but I think you would rather hurt things. Admit it.
May I see them? I love pendulous breasts. They are fragrant as the wind.
I have the goods. I have the stick and the softs. PD is lying. I saw his stick at the truck stop.
I saw the stick.
This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?
I am getting ready to nestle. I am getting ready to get real close. I have a fistful of downers.
Do you like to be tied into funny positions?
This is recomended.
PD is fun.
What did his stick look like?
why not? Can beth join in?
I promise, no love. I can do it.
Beth may not be able to help herself.
we fall in love easily. But we rub earnestly. PLEASE JOIN! Zoloft for all!
PD you are cooky. I don't like your name much though.
What is the problem? Do you fall in love easily or not easily? I'm totally confused.
I am ready to tie. I have my ropes. I have downers to tease you with.
We fall in love easily. I have more control than Beth. Beth is slow.
puker get out of my way.
I will win her over with my jargon. Do you think I'm sexy?
eschew love and practice grace and hemmoidal treatments
i do not like the looks of you post modernist. I can barely handle PD. Why do you bring such terms into the freedom of fantasy?
I have a yeast infection.
You cannot debunk me you filthy whore!!! Heel!!!! (that was just for fun)
I hate that when I click on your name it does not go to a blog. WHY do you not have a blog? PD????
PD I would like to see a pic of you nude.
PostmodernDebunker, you're my kinda he/she!
Do you think you might have time to swing over my way after you're through with MM's household?
Beth, that's a trick question. You know it was green.
Filthy whore!!! I just like to say it sometimes.
How did you meet Beth MM?
we met at a parade i think. actually i can't remember. my breath stinks of skippy super chunk.
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