Wednesday, February 16, 2005

A Worthy Experiment

Today I am going to ingest psychedelic mushrooms before I leave for work. I expect my trip to begin when I am on the Q train. It should be a jolt, a refreshing strangeness and I will soon see if I am in any state to complete my clerical tasks on the job. I will bring a diary to note the crashing turn of events. I wonder if I will be fired. I may have to make sculpture out of paper clips. Please check in with me throughout the day to see whether I have had a "bad trip." I need all the love I can get for this one.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

good luck to you Mountain Man! I only wish I could join you in this worthy experiment. If I worked with you would you share the goods?

mountain man said...

I am willing to share everything including my mushrooms, my gonads, and my love. The mushrooms are making me feel so magicful!

Anonymous said...

bless you
kind stranger.

lion king said...

Hey you sissy! I'm ready to rumble. You better watch your back or I'll cut it with my sharp front claws!

Anonymous said...

You are too a hippie!!! Magic mushrooms? Come on. What, do you think your work is like f*cking Woodstock? Dude, what gives?

You are a dirty, perverted, fecally-obsessed hippie! Admit it, Mountain man.

mountain man said...

hey hey hey here let's all relax and let the love flow. i do love my feces but i am NOT A HIPPIE. for the love of jesus, man. i am doing so good on my trip. it is truly a good good trip.