Wednesday, February 16, 2005

LOVE AT WORK

There is a certain special girl at my job. She has bad skin, but a cute nose and a cute coat. I make adorable sculptures for her and leave them on her seat. It is a secret and I want it to stay that way. The sculptures are all made from office supplies. I try to fashion outfits in miniature for her. She is always bragging about how much money she spends on clothes. This way she can have the coveted outfits without losing her shirt so to speak. Last week I made her a little ruffled bag. Is it a bad sign that she throws them away? I figure she is commenting on post modern art. I will not give up. I want to stroke her head and cut her hair for her.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are you so obsessed with hair you freak-o-tard? You want to cut others hair but you won't let them cut yours? I hope your mushroom experiment goes wrong today! I hope you poke yourself in the eye with a paper clip while you make your hideous sculpture.

mountain man said...

Her coat is so soft and her nose looks like a little cat nose. I think I hear her meowing now.