Friday, February 18, 2005

Wine at Work

I brought a jug of wine in a fabric bag to work. I tied it tight with rope at the neck. It makes me feel Medieval. I will sip from it surreptitiously under my desk. My teeth and lips will stain and I will walk with a wobble. I am looking forward to looking back on having been drunk at work.

2 comments:

mountain man said...

So far, so good. I am feeling SUPER! I can deliver the mail without weeping openly!! Success!

AA Counselor said...

Mountain Man,

I think you need to enter a 12 step program. You rely too heavily on booze and drugs. Why are you self-medicating? Why is it so hard to be you?