Friday, February 18, 2005

Forgot to Mention

I have a dead twin. This is why I am so bereft. My mother accused me of murdering him in utero. She said that's the kind of man I am.

4 comments:

Hanson said...

I dun no wot to say. Sorry?

Damian said...

Dude, I hear that sometimes when one twin dies in utero, the body is absorbed by that of the other twin. And then that twin, the survivor, wil be like 35 years old and get bad headaches and go get a cat scan or a mri and then they find body parts of the dead twin in there like teeth and bits of bone and stuff. Sick s**t dude. Hope your OK.

Anonymous said...

I heard that too. Especially the teeth part. Sorry man.

mountain man said...

Actually that totally freaks me out because one time I threw up and there was teeth and hair in it. I am not kidding.