Monday, February 21, 2005

UPDATE

I just answered the door and it was UPS. I opened the package and it was a pair of freeze-dried goat legs!!!!!!!! My transformation can now begin!!! Thank you to whomever sent this miracle via overnight delivery. I may live to see tomorrow. Now I just need to fix on the right unscrupulous but revolutionary surgeon to get them attached to my person once and for all. I can't wait to say good-bye to my natural legs.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE SICK! GET BACK ON YOUR MEDICINE!

Mountain Man said...

Candy,

Calm down. You know nothing about this. Beth is lying.

Anonymous said...

I bet you never get those goat legs attached, MM. You are somewhat delusional. I can't tell what's real and what's not. Hey Candy. Come play with daddy.

Anonymous said...

MM, you sure know how to cook it up from nothing.

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man, I would think twice before I went ahead with that leg removal. Get real! No hussies will be there for the plucking if you have cloven hooves.

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