Monday, February 21, 2005

MY PET

Before I go, I need my caretaker (Mom) to take note of the mouse. (This is like moving out of a rental without cleaning up the shower mess!!) BACK TO ME!! Please take note that there is a mouse in the dresser. Right now it is digging a nest. I called one of my sluts to have her take care of it and she yelled at me. "I'm at work, why are you calling me about this again!!" (This is another reason why I must depart. Nobody cares.) So take note and don't disrupt the mouse as you gather my clothes to take to Salvation Army. (They will reject them anyway, so don't bother.)

13 comments:

Tiger said...

I don't think you are really going to kill yourself. I think you like things to feel like they are on the verge of falling apart or exploding, but not ever getting there. That's what I like about you. Keep up the good stuff.

beth said...

MM, i called your mom, she wants to know if you stopped your medicine again. I can't help you with the mice while I'm at work. I'll stop by on my way home. Please stop calling me slut. I love you!

mountain man said...

Beth

Don't bullshit me. If you cared you would come over NOW!

MM

mountain man said...

And I'm not taking the medicine anymore! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!

beth said...

sweetie, i will be over soon. just breathe. make yourself a nice rum and coke. relax. that's it.

hanial said...

Mountain Man what is going on with the hussies?
You sound hussiewhipped.

Mountain man said...

Naw, I ain't pussywhipped. Hanial? What kind of unique name is that? Are you Hawaiian? Israeli? Tasmanian? I think you are probably really neat. But still, you are presumptuous.

Mountain man said...

I meant to say I ain't HUSSYwhipped. Ya heard me?

hanial said...

this is why I read here
Mountainous, you are amazing,
Not only am I neat,
my mother was Tasmanian, rest her soul, and my father is Isreali by way of (you were close enough) Fiji...
stay off the meds

mountain man said...

H, I got to stay off them. I GOT TOO MUCH IN ME. I am loving my natural high.

hanial said...

rocky mountain rock out

anyway, that how my mom died, OD.

Grassy said...

A Tasmanian junkie, I should have known.

hanial said...

grassy
that was absolutely uncalled for.
her doctor misprescribed the medicine for her failing liver, and she died a swollen, yellow, 52 year old woman. She looked like a lemon, rest her soul.