Monday, February 21, 2005
I just answered the door and it was UPS. I opened the package and it was a pair of freeze-dried goat legs!!!!!!!! My transformation can now begin!!! Thank you to whomever sent this miracle via overnight delivery. I may live to see tomorrow. Now I just need to fix on the right unscrupulous but revolutionary surgeon to get them attached to my person once and for all. I can't wait to say good-bye to my natural legs.