Hanial, WHAT ARE YOU? I am fearful that my fate is to look like this in 10 years. Possibly less at the rate my hair is growing. I thought I was a Mountain Man, but I do believe I am part beast.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCRAM!!! Stop trying to charm everyone with pseudo-philosphical rantings. Trixie, don't fall for this scoundrel. I bet your hair looks like a mop.
If I have a hairy soul, then so what? YOU REALLY HAVE ME FUMING.
Pink Eye is devil spawn, and not in a good way. I just got a call from a man in Paris asking me if I still wanted to sell my Rolls Royce on Ebay. I am not kidding. When I said no he didn't believe me. He double-checked the number with me and then called right back. He had a super Frenchy Frenchman voice.
I think he will not call again. I used my furry Sasquatch voice to intimidate him. It is a gravelly, earthy voice.
Mountain Man I once trekked in British Columbia with a team of people who were "hunting" the Sasquatch. I did it purely to lose weight and as a lark. But I found myself swayed by the stories they would tell while on our journey, and the sheer enthusiasm of these "scientists" was overpowering enough to make me believe I had found a hand print dredging in a brook near the border of Tweedsmuir Provincial Park. I lost 14 lbs. to boot.
the middle brownie squatch has such soulful eyes. I was to pat her downy hair and dream of the moon. I wonder what her favorite color is? Perhaps I will send my fb out to find this elegant lady. I am smitten. It has to be a lady, right?
Be warned sasquatch mate furtively and angrily, much like squirrels and cats. Their genitals are barbed similarly, however the size of the male member makes it far more painful than any mere fairy could tolerate.
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daddy
when he was with the resistance
Hanial, WHAT ARE YOU? I am fearful that my fate is to look like this in 10 years. Possibly less at the rate my hair is growing. I thought I was a Mountain Man, but I do believe I am part beast.
Mountain Joy
You only have to worry if the growth is on the bottoms of your feet or your lower back. Otherwise, safe as sin.
I gotst the hair on my palms and soles! I am truly screwed.
you have hair on your soul, mountain man.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCRAM!!! Stop trying to charm everyone with pseudo-philosphical rantings. Trixie, don't fall for this scoundrel. I bet your hair looks like a mop.
If I have a hairy soul, then so what? YOU REALLY HAVE ME FUMING.
This is not a dignified blog.
who is pink eye?
he sounds mean.
Pink Eye is devil spawn, and not in a good way. I just got a call from a man in Paris asking me if I still wanted to sell my Rolls Royce on Ebay. I am not kidding. When I said no he didn't believe me. He double-checked the number with me and then called right back. He had a super Frenchy Frenchman voice.
I think he will not call again. I used my furry Sasquatch voice to intimidate him. It is a gravelly, earthy voice.
I hate the French
They get everything wrong
except of course:
food
sex
socialism
and a deep mistrust of the American government
I totally agree. Bob, that was clever.
thanks Angry
I am too.
Mountain Man
I once trekked in British Columbia with a team of people who were "hunting" the Sasquatch. I did it purely to lose weight and as a lark. But I found myself swayed by the stories they would tell while on our journey, and the sheer enthusiasm of these "scientists" was overpowering enough to make me believe I had found a hand print dredging in a brook near the border of Tweedsmuir Provincial Park. I lost 14 lbs. to boot.
Well done, Bob!
the middle brownie squatch has such soulful eyes. I was to pat her downy hair and dream of the moon. I wonder what her favorite color is? Perhaps I will send my fb out to find this elegant lady. I am smitten. It has to be a lady, right?
I am sure she is a lady. FB, you have first dibs.
Be warned
sasquatch mate furtively and angrily, much like squirrels and cats. Their genitals are barbed similarly, however the size of the male member makes it far more painful than any mere fairy could tolerate.
mountain man, I know the sasquatch thing is old news but perhaps someone caught you on film here
http://www.krixfort.com/img/blog/stinkfoot.jpg
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