Tuesday, February 22, 2005

DEAD ANIMAL

My mouse died in the closet last night. One of my enemies set a trap. As stated earlier there is something wrong with me. i'm just afraid that someone else might notice. I'm afraid my co-workers are disgusted by me. The way I eat is slurpy. I am the most embarrasing person in the world.

13 comments:

mountain man said...

Also I slump in my chair, lazy-like.

Angry said...

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WHAT YOUR CO-WORKERS THINK? You seem so carefree sometimes then you just seem like a complaining idiot.

EVIL LURKER said...

I am trying to kill you slowly Mountain Man. I am giving you fair warning. I killed that mouse. I slipped into your house at night. I wish to bring pandemonium on your head.

Anonymous said...

Angry, you a--hole. Did you not read MM's eloquent explanation of his complex personality under the posting, Micronations? He is just trying to express all aspects of his true self. I totally respect you MM.

barb said...

mountain man
you sure are bringing it on. you might get a virtual asswhooping. there are those who find your wildly disparate rantings offensive and they plot your demise.
Not me though I think you are sweet. I'd put out for you. I am soft.

mountain man said...

I am only looking for sympathy. F U!

barb said...

ummmm
I think you are sweet
bipolar but sweet
what does a girl have to do to gain your confidence?

mountain man said...

BE MORE WILLING TO SUCCUMB TO MY OAFISH POWERS!!!!!!!!! That's all, barbie doll. Agree to touch my fur nicely.

barb said...

I'll touch your fur any way you want M-man.
Just ask. i am ever so obedient.

Grassy said...

Barb you sound like a lonely little poodle. Are you ok? Do you want me to feed you some cans of dog food?

barb said...

grassy
I don't know you
and for some reason i believe you are a girl
I don't submit to women unless men tell me to.

Yes, I have canine tendencies. But, dog food is not as tasty or funny as the whores in "Showgirls" would lead you to believe.

I have more specific tastes.

mountain man said...

Heel, Barb! Down girl!

barb said...

yes, master