Tuesday, February 22, 2005

SASQUATCH

More on this later.

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17 comments:

hanial said...

daddy
when he was with the resistance

mountain man said...

Hanial, WHAT ARE YOU? I am fearful that my fate is to look like this in 10 years. Possibly less at the rate my hair is growing. I thought I was a Mountain Man, but I do believe I am part beast.

hanial said...

Mountain Joy
You only have to worry if the growth is on the bottoms of your feet or your lower back. Otherwise, safe as sin.

mountain man said...

I gotst the hair on my palms and soles! I am truly screwed.

pink eye said...

you have hair on your soul, mountain man.

mountain man said...

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCRAM!!! Stop trying to charm everyone with pseudo-philosphical rantings. Trixie, don't fall for this scoundrel. I bet your hair looks like a mop.

If I have a hairy soul, then so what? YOU REALLY HAVE ME FUMING.

Mike said...

This is not a dignified blog.

hanial said...

who is pink eye?
he sounds mean.

mountain man said...

Pink Eye is devil spawn, and not in a good way. I just got a call from a man in Paris asking me if I still wanted to sell my Rolls Royce on Ebay. I am not kidding. When I said no he didn't believe me. He double-checked the number with me and then called right back. He had a super Frenchy Frenchman voice.

I think he will not call again. I used my furry Sasquatch voice to intimidate him. It is a gravelly, earthy voice.

bob said...

I hate the French
They get everything wrong
except of course:
food
sex
socialism
and a deep mistrust of the American government

Angry said...

I totally agree. Bob, that was clever.

bob said...

thanks Angry
I am too.

Mountain Man
I once trekked in British Columbia with a team of people who were "hunting" the Sasquatch. I did it purely to lose weight and as a lark. But I found myself swayed by the stories they would tell while on our journey, and the sheer enthusiasm of these "scientists" was overpowering enough to make me believe I had found a hand print dredging in a brook near the border of Tweedsmuir Provincial Park. I lost 14 lbs. to boot.

mountain man said...

Well done, Bob!

fairy butler said...

the middle brownie squatch has such soulful eyes. I was to pat her downy hair and dream of the moon. I wonder what her favorite color is? Perhaps I will send my fb out to find this elegant lady. I am smitten. It has to be a lady, right?

mountain man said...

I am sure she is a lady. FB, you have first dibs.

hanial said...

Be warned
sasquatch mate furtively and angrily, much like squirrels and cats. Their genitals are barbed similarly, however the size of the male member makes it far more painful than any mere fairy could tolerate.

krixfort said...

mountain man, I know the sasquatch thing is old news but perhaps someone caught you on film here

http://www.krixfort.com/img/blog/stinkfoot.jpg