Monday, February 14, 2005

The Sadness of Time

Spiny reptiles are crawling along my limbs. I am swamped in and fogbound. Everything is turning mellow yellow and I am at the end of my tether. I think I am taking drugs but I am not. I took some sudafed earlier but that's it. My grandmother loves pickles. She was beaten by her disastrous father. Please help me for I am so unreal. This is not meant to be silly. I think I am going crazy. I can't take anyone out for Valentine's dinner tonight. Those skunky hussies will have to fend for themselves.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am one of those "SKUNKY HUSSIES." Thanks for caring about me so much. I've put up with a lot and it's over now. I'm not interested in attending to your freaky "little man". Guess what? I gave you a little present. You'll find out what it is at your next physical.

Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day. I hate you.

mountain man said...

haha, patricia. i know it's you. and guess what? i gave you the chlamydia!!!!!! so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MER said...

Ah...isn't love grand. Thanks for your words