Tuesday, February 15, 2005

hells bells

Today I'm filled with self loathing. I wish to be called Samson today. My raincoat is opened too wide. I've shared and become vulnerable with Patty and now she wants to cut my hair. NEVER!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is patty? do you love her?

mountain man said...

patty is a stupid little groupie. She wears leg warmers like a baby in a knit blanket. Probably to cover her flab. She cramps my style.

Anonymous said...

where does she wear the legwarmers, on her thighs? that's all wrong. i've never heard of anyone having flab on their calves. mountain man, are you sure? she cramps your style or is it that you already have cramps? i know about your health problems, you sick little man.

mountain man said...

You have obviously not seen the state of Patty. I don't know how to be polite about this. I suggested going to the gym. She didn't take kindly to my suggestion. I'm only worried about her health. Now she wants to turn the tables on me and cut my hair. SAMSON refused.

lion king said...

Samson? I would prefer to address you as twirp. TWIRP!

mountain man said...

Lion king.
Stop commenting on my blog.
I don't want to have to say it again.

lion king said...

if you can comment on my blog, then you're gonna just have to deal. or else. i have to express myself or i will have to cut you. don't block my cock rock!