But I tell you I still smell like lilacs. And goat. I smell good but my stomach hurts and makes bad smells. Know what I mean?
GROSS ME OUT THE DOOR!! You are a deviant. a symbol of the apocalypse.
Stop being melodramatic, though you are on to something. I do want to hurry on the apocalypse because this world is way boring. The beast sounds cool.
Have you tried this new product for hardening stools called "Rock Hard Poo"? It really works. It gives your colon a good massage on its way out too.
I will look into that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN!! My colon sends you poofs of blessings.
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