Friday, February 18, 2005

Loose Stools

Help.

5 comments:

mountain man said...

But I tell you I still smell like lilacs. And goat. I smell good but my stomach hurts and makes bad smells. Know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

GROSS ME OUT THE DOOR!!
You are a deviant. a symbol of the apocalypse.

mountain man said...

Stop being melodramatic, though you are on to something. I do want to hurry on the apocalypse because this world is way boring. The beast sounds cool.

Anonymous said...

Have you tried this new product for hardening stools called "Rock Hard Poo"? It really works. It gives your colon a good massage on its way out too.

mountain man said...

I will look into that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN!! My colon sends you poofs of blessings.