Today I'm filled with self loathing. I wish to be called Samson today. My raincoat is opened too wide. I've shared and become vulnerable with Patty and now she wants to cut my hair. NEVER!
where does she wear the legwarmers, on her thighs? that's all wrong. i've never heard of anyone having flab on their calves. mountain man, are you sure? she cramps your style or is it that you already have cramps? i know about your health problems, you sick little man.
You have obviously not seen the state of Patty. I don't know how to be polite about this. I suggested going to the gym. She didn't take kindly to my suggestion. I'm only worried about her health. Now she wants to turn the tables on me and cut my hair. SAMSON refused.
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who is patty? do you love her?
patty is a stupid little groupie. She wears leg warmers like a baby in a knit blanket. Probably to cover her flab. She cramps my style.
where does she wear the legwarmers, on her thighs? that's all wrong. i've never heard of anyone having flab on their calves. mountain man, are you sure? she cramps your style or is it that you already have cramps? i know about your health problems, you sick little man.
You have obviously not seen the state of Patty. I don't know how to be polite about this. I suggested going to the gym. She didn't take kindly to my suggestion. I'm only worried about her health. Now she wants to turn the tables on me and cut my hair. SAMSON refused.
Lion king.
Stop commenting on my blog.
I don't want to have to say it again.
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