Hairless just sent me this image through the email. I found out he is Dutch. He wants to be artistic. He wants to hold hands in the bathroom. I am going to grill him later about his Alien origins. .
I once dated a man who looked seriously similar to the pictured man/alien. He never paled. Not even at the beach. He had terrible breath. he ended up trimming off his penis and collecting the spoils in a marini cup.
Jessica something tells me you are a bit of a slow poke. Didn't you mean to say MARTINI? Loser. And I bet you cut his penis off which is by far the most horrifying image I can imagine.
The man-boy pictured is lost in his own self-hatred. He seems to want to be recognized both for his sexuality and his understanding of others repulsion by it, thusly self-censoring and effectively negating his sexuality or in fact any appealing about him. He most likely lived in a coed-fraternity wannabe-communal-group therapy housing complex at some junior college on in the mid-west. He took mushrooms often and is now reduced to a pleading, needy jerk-bag. He favorite thing to ask is, "Do you still love me?" He has nice socks.
Anonymous, I am tempted to believe you are just such a man-boy. I hope you don't mind that I deleted your second repeat comment. You are very analytical.
I had a friend who took mushrooms one too many times and it ruined the friendship. He was more aware of everything to the point of paranoia. He was in touch with his feelings to the point of my wanting to whoop him upside the head with a brick. "Are you mad at me?" "Tell me how you feel." "I am there for you." I kept asking him, "Where?" and he looked at me like I hurt him. Be careful with drugs.
well there's bacos in it. is that pork? and chow mein noodles, iceberg lettuce, chick peas, green peas, carrots, chicken, taco chips, almonds and cucumbers. maybe some sour cream too i forget. YUM.
Balantine, if you agree to go camping with me sometime I will make it for you. Of course I will have to dry and then reconstitute all the ingredients when we cross over into campground. It will still be good I think. When do you want to go?
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IT WON'T OPEN! WHY NOT!
OH MY GOD! DUTCH AND ALIEN! Well, I'm not surprised. These things go hand in hand!! DO NOT HOLD HIS HAND. That is part of the abduction plan. DO NOT!
oh my, I would not go near that hand either. in fact i can't even see where it is!
This photo is offending my delicate sensibilities. I am lost in an amoral soup.
i think the size of his sign is over compensating for something
I once dated a man who looked seriously similar to the pictured man/alien. He never paled. Not even at the beach. He had terrible breath. he ended up trimming off his penis and collecting the spoils in a marini cup.
i could go for some spatzle after viewing this photo!
guess he likes his martini dirty jessi
i mean martini cup. He was a performance artist. he documented the whole thing.
Jessica something tells me you are a bit of a slow poke. Didn't you mean to say MARTINI? Loser. And I bet you cut his penis off which is by far the most horrifying image I can imagine.
Whatever. you are inexperienced in love and thus judgemental. I am not concerned with your trifles.
yeah jess, had yoruself a little grilled viena sausage and some spatzle on the side. you disgust me!
The man-boy pictured is lost in his own self-hatred. He seems to want to be recognized both for his sexuality and his understanding of others repulsion by it, thusly self-censoring and effectively negating his sexuality or in fact any appealing about him. He most likely lived in a coed-fraternity wannabe-communal-group therapy housing complex at some junior college on in the mid-west. He took mushrooms often and is now reduced to a pleading, needy jerk-bag. He favorite thing to ask is, "Do you still love me?" He has nice socks.
Anonymous, I am tempted to believe you are just such a man-boy. I hope you don't mind that I deleted your second repeat comment. You are very analytical.
boy-child is the correct definition
sorry for the double post
i want to pick his scabs
good point mountain man. perhaps annonymous would like to expose more about himself
i love corn flakes as well stinx
I had a friend who took mushrooms one too many times and it ruined the friendship.
He was more aware of everything to the point of paranoia.
He was in touch with his feelings to the point of my wanting to whoop him upside the head with a brick.
"Are you mad at me?"
"Tell me how you feel."
"I am there for you."
I kept asking him, "Where?" and he looked at me like I hurt him.
Be careful with drugs.
Thanks for sharing Bob. I am sorry about your friendship. That makes me sadder than anything in the whole entire world. I love you.
you sound suspect chewed up babby
What do you mean Balantine? I am a wonderful being. I am just a little rough around the edges and extremely fragile.
like some man eating plant?
I love man eating plants although they scare me.
yeah I could go for a cobb salad and a beer
I LOVE COBB SALAD! It's my second favorite salad after super salad.
super salad, fantastic ,,,i've never heard of it? contents? is there pork in it?
well there's bacos in it. is that pork? and chow mein noodles, iceberg lettuce, chick peas, green peas, carrots, chicken, taco chips, almonds and cucumbers. maybe some sour cream too i forget. YUM.
sounds delicious mountain man, I bet you make it especially kind. what with your out door know how
Balantine, if you agree to go camping with me sometime I will make it for you. Of course I will have to dry and then reconstitute all the ingredients when we cross over into campground. It will still be good I think. When do you want to go?
well camping is best for me when it is sunny. I would love your cooking in late april.
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