Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Drugs are so good

I highly recommend that everyone do drugs on the job. I know it will be a productive day for you if you are high as a kite! I am gazing at my cat-nosed co-worker. She looks so creamy today. I am going to go over and lick her fur. Maybe she can do the same for me. That is true love.


Anonymous said...

Creamy co-workers are the best kind. I will take your drugged out advice. I think I have some xanax in my purse. Will that do the trick? Or is it only mushrooms that are good to take at work?

Anonymous said...

I have a suggestion. Gold paint and a tube sock.

Yes, just take off your shoes. Do it. now.