Every morning I have to purchase an egg sandwich for my boss at the deli. He lets me keep the 50 cent change and he wants me to sit with him in the office while he eats it and then offers me the leftovers.
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That's weird all right. It's messed up, is what it is. Tell him to get off you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am caught up with this project I will post about later, thanks for asking Bruce. It is a toast tower. You can't imagine it, trust me. It's unimaginable and very very tall. I will detail the process later. DON'T YOU FOOLS STEAL MY IDEA THOUGH!!!!!
Krixfort, you may find this hard to believe, but I spend too much time on the internet too. (As per your site). You seem like a hotty. Can I wax and bind you? I'll give you a lemon.
Whatever you want. I am working on a salty pork bath with dirty juanita and a fellow named hairy back. Wanna join us up there in the Simon Le Bon section? You are salty like crackers. Like pork.
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That's weird all right. It's messed up, is what it is. Tell him to get off you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mountain Man, how is your art going? Are you making anything interesting these days?
I am caught up with this project I will post about later, thanks for asking Bruce. It is a toast tower. You can't imagine it, trust me. It's unimaginable and very very tall. I will detail the process later. DON'T YOU FOOLS STEAL MY IDEA THOUGH!!!!!
Do you eat his leftovers? Cuz like that would be gross.
Yes.
I am ashamed.
wallow in your shame Mountain Man. Secretly you like your boss's leftovers. I can read your thoughts.
Do you feel germy afterwards? Because I would. I would be afraid to swallow for hours. On a lighter note, are you a gobbler?
I know he's clean because he is very rich. Rich people go to doctors to take care of things like:
syphilis
herpes
haletosis
bloody gums
eczema
Are these things that you have not taken care of, Mountain Man? Is that what you are trying to suggest?
I can't say. maybe.
Krixfort, you may find this hard to believe, but I spend too much time on the internet too. (As per your site). You seem like a hotty. Can I wax and bind you? I'll give you a lemon.
I am a hotty. Like a hot potato. A hot mashed potato.
No lemons. Bring me a pepper. And a tower of toast. Peppered toast.
I will bring you what you ask for. Just promise you will be very very good. I will give you a cracker too if you are extra nice.
General ZOD crackers?
Whatever you want. I am working on a salty pork bath with dirty juanita and a fellow named hairy back. Wanna join us up there in the Simon Le Bon section? You are salty like crackers. Like pork.
mmmmmmm. crackling pig meat. salted hair. You sing my song. It's something from Seven and the Ragged Tiger.
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