I have run out of food in my swampy apartment. So what can I do besides eat some cat food? It tasted nice, like liver. But a little soggy, a little too much sauce.
Mountain man would like to go on a trip in his imaginary airstream. If Mountain Man could meet the right lady (nude) maybe he would buy a real airstream and take her on a (nude) road trip.
Any takers?
7 comments:
I'll go if you pay me. I'm 6', 32 DD, 24, 36.
reowrrrr candy. you sound like a hot corner. i like your numbers. it's good you're so tall, i am 6' 4''. i think we will like it so so much. i want to leave sometime in march. i will pay you $1000 for one week. what do you say, candy????
two words.
Too Little.
one boob alone is worth 1,000
You suck
and another thing.
i have to be compensated extra for clothing expenses.
I hope you realize I won't sleep with you.
candy, that's too bad, but it seems that you have a lousy attitude anyway. your boobs do sound nice and i am sure they are worth a lot. they sound saggy and teaty just the way i like them.
in any case i have already decided that damian is the one i'd like to solicit for this journey.
for your information i was not looking for sex this time, merely nude companionship.
Why don't you just take your donkey?
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