A hussy named BEYONCE KNOWELES keeps calling me and leaving messages on my answering machine. I am tempted to believe she is the real deal for a number of reasons.
1. She sounds breathy.
2. She keeps calling
3. She is successful in her persistence
4. She claims to have nice hair
5. She was introduced to me through my blog
Listen. It is possible because I am a performer and so is she. The talented are drawn to the same. That has been proven.