MM, good lucks! I will send the positive waves of the red velvet superhero your way. xxooxxoox peeds
Thanks PD. I am glad the soda ingestion part is over. Horrors. High levels of discomfort. I am not allowed to drink anything until it's over. Me thirsty. Me looking forward to looking back.
I had a dream about Billy's Bakery. So we must go there after my stress test and mess ourselves up real good.
I hope your experience with the aliens wasn't too bad though I hear they are firm and without humor when probe time comes a 'round. Uncle fritz should treat you to a proper belonking, I'm pretty sure thats customary
Oh...I slept through your probe, MM. Did you? I hope the aliens were nice to you, or at least bought you dinner first. Wishin' you well from way out west, xo.
MM I'm thinking smooth transitional thoughts for you. I hope you are home and resting soon!
Hi, I am back from the spacecraft. Before they knocked me out, the head alien and his assistant joked about herpes. I am not kidding. Herpes. I said I can't believe I am hearing this now. The assistant said that's nothing compared to what we say when you're asleep. As long as you don't make butt jokes, we are cool, I told him.So now my gut feels molested but the post-anesthetic, post-painkiller afternoon isn't so bad. I sleep now. I go back in 2 weeks to find out what to do next. I am hopeful for a future of less turbulence to the insides.
Corny I am wondering, what is a belonking?Lupis what is a transition?
Ouch. I want to sleep now. Long day, why does my gut still ache.
hi ems. are you better today? the alien surgery sounded kind of, je nais se quoi, intestinal? hardcore? yikes.i hope they find something interesting with their research. like a treasure map or a large diamond or a ghost. that would be cool.
I'm actually not totally sure what belonking is but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with what you do to an ice cream directed at where the brown vents.
ooooow, MM. I am hoping you are recovering from the aliens. Could you find out from the aliens if they intend to bring back their propaganda series, The X-Files? I miss it.
hi mm. i'm so sorry you had to do this? are you ok? horribles.
fb, you funny. spelunkety.mm, did they use the flavored spangle jelly on the probe? was it a ribbed-type probe, a vibrating probe? none of which you will recall if they used the memory-erasing rays. well, the lingering strawberry flavor is always a tip-off...
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