I want to be most successful!!! I am practicing with some hush puppies and Bud Light.
Yummy hush puppies. Everything needs to be fried. I am going to fry up my 36c's. They are unwieldy.
Yay! Fryin' up the 36cs. I am with you on that. It is too hot to carry the load, no matter how sexy.Hey MM, should I bring my Shellyann Orphan tape to the studio today?
Do it. Suddenly Shattered. Must hear. Ear to ear. Cut to the gut.
hooray!! let's julienne the 36c man-boobs for faster fry action. cut 'em on an angle.
Man boob tempura. This is somewhat confusing but I think I see the appeal. Does slicing on an angle release more juice?
yes. and breading the pieces traps the man juice and produces more explosive results. remember freshen-up gum? kinda like that when you bite in.
Dubz, who you been talkin to? Sounds like my boobs.
I am hoping to be there this evening with my resident whore of the hour. I am traded around by the whores, never know which tooth set will tear into me next. I love wontons. (Fried)
I am eating herbal concoctions in the hope of maximum gassations later.
I am looking forward to the gasses.
i am looking forward to excess bile and reverse gastronomical things. i am hoping for the shitz.
I hope the sunset will sparkle in my eyes. I am small, only 2 foot 4, smaller than the smallest person you know, so I have hired a robot to take my tiny hand in theirs, in order to cross the street without incident. My torso has lumps.
Be careful, you may get your wishes and they may be more toxic than you can handle. Just saying.
I am a fine dust upon all of your faces today.
Hey ladies and gent. I am ready for romance under the stars and gasses.
I forget, are you the one with the tuber?
I am stuck between a tuber and a hard place.
Yes, that's me. I'm ready for fried tubers, are you?
I'll wave a hankie to you lovelies from the widow's walk. Look for the flashing mirror signal.
i will bob in the water near the dock for at least one hour before. sloth when i see your signal i'll emerge.
oh, good, ww, you'll be all prunella. I'll use my high-powered spyglass to get the full magnification effect. Don't think I can make it to the actual fry, though. Sadness descends.But happiness returns! because the summertime's young and there will always be butter a-sizzlin' down yonder at the Frydaddy.
I'll be a-lurkin' right behind you, ww. You may feel something brush against your leg. Don't panic.
Can you tow me? I'll be the one behind you w/water skis and beer hat. Btw, you gonna finish those fries?
yes, capt'n i can tow you. but i will need mm's severed man-boobs for floatation. we will marinate them in the hudson prior to frying.
I so wish i could come, but an unfortunate series of home improvement projects are rendering me unable along with eternally having to teach the kids some tricks.may i suggest you get a basket of rocky mountain oysters?
I think the Capt'n will be the dude with the ape drape who shows up on a jet ski. All you'd need to do is have a scrawny blonde chick with tight, high waisted jeans and a tight t'shirt that says "bitch" placed as a decoy on the deck. jest sayin'
Gaylord we missed you, you responsible lass. I keep hearing from PD of your humor trix. I hope to partake of them soon.Hi Capt'n. How is your beer hat. I wonder if it would sustain you on a cross country walk-a-thon. We could hold a benefit to provide money to sponsor you on your walk? I didn't sleep last night. I drank too much. I make no senses.It was fun seeing you guys on the high seas last night. PD, your dancing on the steps was mythic and inspiring. Not to mention those relics!!!
Hey Dubz. I like your stylings. You are the charm of my inner trinket.
MM: I just woke up. Me head hurts. Thank you for the shack visit. My relics are all abuzz from your presence. They told me so when I called them this morning.What fun on the dance steps! Next I am taking the show to the Spanish Steps in Rome. Who is with me?
And MM, nothing beats your Chinatown moves and wave dancing.P.S. I am a fan of Dubz' stylings too.
hi poopers. i love you guys. thanks for the compliments. sorry i missed robotic and far-east dance moves. what was up with me leaving so early? this is a problem to be solved asap, perhaps by intervention. i am requesting one.
Hi ems, I'm a stew bum.
What does this mean, Sloth? Are you sitting in beef stew? A beefy tallow for your bum?I am smelly from sweat and Hudson vapors, tired and suffused with damage of all kinds just for fun.
dirty feet once again, mm, smelly river-stink, and personal violations with condiments. Bum is chunk-style savory stew. A heady mix.
I'm off to sweat to the oldies; hope they don't mind toxic emanations at the pain arena... eh, fuckem.
What I require are suspending units, support and girth maximizing units. Help.
MM, I am dyin' over here.
Hey, Mountain Man, how come you don't visit my blogs anymore? You know I have www.humanitymatters.organd www.pittsburghproducers.blogspot.comPittsburgh Producers is about perductions at the station where my show airs and Humanity Matters is my blog for all of us. The nuts have left and it is safe to come back so please visit us.P.S. because my Pittsburgh Producers blog is used by many producers I am listed as Producer but it is me AJ of AJ Speaks Out.Update every Monday night at 9:00 pm EST time you can see my show online at www.PCTV21.orgYour post was funny but a good point.My comments are these: Success comes at a price at times but the price is worth it if you are not only succeeding for yourself but also for others. I have a successful show yet I gain not a penny from it. But if I help humanity at all then I gain everything.Albert
hi all. sad I missed you all at the fryolator but I am here to tell you that the south has risen and spit me back out to deliver a message. wait a minute. I forgot the message. damn yankees.
Happy hour rocks!
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