I have put it on already so it will be sufficiently stained by party time. My hairpiece will be set off nicely by the beige-nude hue. I will be nimble. I will be.
Especially the shiny hose and the strapless bra underneath, right? I am acrobatic, eager. That type of thing. Toothy grin. Better get showered and start my preparations.
for some reason i read 'bowels' as 'cow bell' - which got me very excited. i wish we had more musical instruments. the blog band, featuring mouth harp, recorder, cow bell, and keyboards. i dunno.
i'm gonna look for fabeebles when i'm out getting the fluff salad makings. (do we want walnuts in the fluff, or no? i can't decide.) he was gonna hook me up with some K.R.U.N.K. also, i spotted the rat army leuitenant last night, picking some chewing gum off the street under a car, he sends his regards.
Bad sun,Mountain, much terrible luck Departure cancelled in Reykjavík. Now sturgeon will rotten. Even Isinglass begin smell and was special present for party, make clear our drink. Sushi blame whole country, sad coalition. Travel two days for Mountain party, now must jump from fjord and swim.
mm, let me be the first to say: you were positively levitating with loveliness tonight. such shin-diggery, I am reeling with the funs. fat salami-hug and slobber.
I was so enormous in weight and protagonistics tonight. I had such a great time, thanks to everyone and everything. Ramen noodles are coming in the mail to everyone, forever.
PD! You were so freaking funny last night, my dearest. Your moves were the best, I can only study you and hope someday to emulate the robot nonchalance you have achieved. I am re-committing myself to the religion of PD. Yes.
I am so hungover, poodles!!! I didn't fall asleep until after 4 and awoke at 10. There is much cleaning to do and my Uncle Fritz is off de-installing the Triple Candie show. I am not interested in cleaning. I am interested in the bathtub. I may have to puke up a little first, I feel some fluff salad coming down the pike.
hehrow! yes, just a tad of the clouds within the brain. slept until 11:00 so not so bad. thank you so much mm for the splendiforous hosting, hosting skills, wished i would have ate more chili, etc etc etc.
i had dreams of robots and fluff salad wrestling. pd, when you did air-keyboard i felt the funny shits coming on. my head is larger than normal due to it. i have pants bulge and bile retention. i think i am in love with everyone who was at ned's. adding ambien to the chili was brilliant, mm.
You captured the true essence of PD in that photo, well done, WW. Your bile retention is no match for my fluid goiter that is surrounding my upper torso like an inner tube. We should have a swelling contest. I am so excited to go to Ned's again.
Hey, that was fun! Every last one of you surpassed my wildest expectations r.e. brilliance, beauty, wit, and style. It was a bit paintful to get up for my 11:00 brunch today, but 12 cups of coffee made it do-able.
It all balances out then, the synthetic with the organic, it's the cycle of life that we can all count on in the evenings. I am feeling very post-profound in my hangover. Time to eat some chili.
MM, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I'm held hostage in a mid-western suburb. I can send you a lifesize cardboard likeness of myself for the next party if necessary. PD has offered me some fashion tips. Would any of those be to your liking?
mm, i am dying for the new post w/pics!! i keep checking in.
so i had some little girls and a mom over today, very cute, got to the shack late. but what do i find there but that my neighbor is hosting a party of a million people to celebrate his show overseas. immediately i was overcome with crashing waves of loser. 45 minutes later i was back home again. there is nothing worse than sitting on the other side of a wall where there is champagne popping etc.
FB: I went to the shack late and as soon as I got there, a coma hit me hard and I crashed on the futon. Terrible. I am now drinking Thai iced coffee to wake up.
I am useless like someone's forgotten ass tub. I had to read 3 thesis papers and comment on them today (and they were already 2 days late, oops). Not a good example to set for the students. I must quote the opening line of one of them, it's too awful, God forgive me:
My work is a visual link between the physicality of a person as well as a person’s personality.
Hello! I had the most splendiferous evening with all of you ! so many happy glowing times with so many fine people. I loved the tower of taste treats, and the thrilling, many actions a minute dancing. blammo!
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cute!
Especially the shiny hose and the strapless bra underneath, right? I am acrobatic, eager. That type of thing. Toothy grin. Better get showered and start my preparations.
They do not bend. I will be moving at 90 degree angles all day.
good for the chop dance these wooden legs. tonight is a celebration of nude in its many forms.
high kicks.
Chop you up with fast leg and arm motions. Bring bandages and wax to bite into in case of bloods.
i fear that i will not be normal... again, this eve. must practice nice conversation. no random dancing, right? i am uncontrolled.
You are asking the wrong crowd FB. I am worried about all levels of self-control, including bowels, similar to WW.
for some reason i read 'bowels' as 'cow bell' - which got me very excited. i wish we had more musical instruments. the blog band, featuring mouth harp, recorder, cow bell, and keyboards. i dunno.
pd, i am counting on you for some extra fun surprises this evening, ie chicken finger rapes. you are wearing the rape pants, yes?
The autoharp is what I will play. Frogs loves the stylings of the autoharp and the Jesus harp.
Cow balls can be banged together to make a sound. If we can't find the bells you can just use my transplanter balls.
Sorry.
I also play tuna.
i'm gonna look for fabeebles when i'm out getting the fluff salad makings. (do we want walnuts in the fluff, or no? i can't decide.) he was gonna hook me up with some K.R.U.N.K. also, i spotted the rat army leuitenant last night, picking some chewing gum off the street under a car, he sends his regards.
I can patch on my thighs with my hands. I can make a good groove.
Yum. Fluffer salad.
frogs, do you also play the jew harp?
arthur will bring his bagpipes.
I play all the religious harps, yes.
I hope he will wear a kilt with no undies. I will send PD up the stairs to check.
Even Arthur's!!!
Plus his Gert Jonny vest. What a sight he will be.
Arthur is our mascot.
arthur would be so cute in a gert johnny vest but i must warn you pd, he is rascally, senses the rapes before they begin. proceed with caution.
Bad sun,Mountain, much terrible luck Departure cancelled in Reykjavík. Now sturgeon will rotten. Even Isinglass begin smell and was special present for party, make clear our drink. Sushi blame whole country, sad coalition. Travel two days for Mountain party, now must jump from fjord and swim.
Oh Sushi, you will not be coming over? This is traumatic news. Blame sturgeon.
i have posted a visual menu. ham paw, this is the kind of sculpture we are looking for.
PD you ate Sushi? Sushi speaks from your tum?
I need some meds.
PD you ate Sushi. I know it.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Mercurial fucknut.
Baby you are a simpleton. Get back in the uterus.
I just sliced off my wiener. It hurts.
fer snizzle.
bratwurst and schnitzel, keep yer digits safe MM, there is much in the way of rapes for later.
Calm down.
Chill.
I am in need of anesthetic for my transplanter ding dong. Frogs is here. We have messed everything up. Please send the meds.
mm, let me be the first to say: you were positively levitating with loveliness tonight. such shin-diggery, I am reeling with the funs. fat salami-hug and slobber.
I second what Sloth said. The sasparilla was fabulous and fantastic. Kind of fantabulous you might say.
I feel I missed out on somethin.
I was so enormous in weight and protagonistics tonight. I had such a great time, thanks to everyone and everything. Ramen noodles are coming in the mail to everyone, forever.
PD! You were so freaking funny last night, my dearest. Your moves were the best, I can only study you and hope someday to emulate the robot nonchalance you have achieved. I am re-committing myself to the religion of PD. Yes.
I am so hungover, poodles!!! I didn't fall asleep until after 4 and awoke at 10. There is much cleaning to do and my Uncle Fritz is off de-installing the Triple Candie show. I am not interested in cleaning. I am interested in the bathtub. I may have to puke up a little first, I feel some fluff salad coming down the pike.
hehrow! yes, just a tad of the clouds within the brain. slept until 11:00 so not so bad. thank you so much mm for the splendiforous hosting, hosting skills, wished i would have ate more chili, etc etc etc.
I can't believe the dancing, that was the best and most fun. At least for me. Yes to the robots and the squatty squats.
Hi yous. I had fun! maybe too much? I'm afraid because of all the animal barks and squealing. Ashamed.
i had dreams of robots and fluff salad wrestling. pd, when you did air-keyboard i felt the funny shits coming on. my head is larger than normal due to it. i have pants bulge and bile retention. i think i am in love with everyone who was at ned's. adding ambien to the chili was brilliant, mm.
i got a great photo of pd cutting the technological rug and have posted it on my blog for others to enjoy.
You captured the true essence of PD in that photo, well done, WW. Your bile retention is no match for my fluid goiter that is surrounding my upper torso like an inner tube. We should have a swelling contest. I am so excited to go to Ned's again.
Hams, whatever it is you did, it blended in perfectly. Your charms are rampant.
mm i hope you remembered to put the hot dog tower in tupperware and that it did not spoil and emit noxious ass smells.
Actually I took it to bed last night. I am here with it now, it smells great. Beefy.
Hey, that was fun! Every last one of you surpassed my wildest expectations r.e. brilliance, beauty, wit, and style. It was a bit paintful to get up for my 11:00 brunch today, but 12 cups of coffee made it do-able.
I have to pee.
Paintful!!!! That was a good one.
JD, it was great meeting you. I hope it happens again soon! Good luck with your paintful peeing, dearie!
Many thanks, mm. I just peed pthalo green. It hurt a little, but it smelled like asparagus, which was good.
It all balances out then, the synthetic with the organic, it's the cycle of life that we can all count on in the evenings. I am feeling very post-profound in my hangover. Time to eat some chili.
JD: watch out for those synthetic pigments in the urine, okay? They just keep going and going and going.....
As I wrote on my blog--such a treat to finally meet you in the reals, as we say in the ether.
W.W. What a great photo--absolutely the best one ever. I am well lit and you got my best side (aside from my backyard).
Hi MM! You really know how to throw a party and you have great cups.
36 C I am glad to know you. What a delight to find out we have the same cups.
MM, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I'm held hostage in a mid-western suburb. I can send you a lifesize cardboard likeness of myself for the next party if necessary. PD has offered me some fashion tips. Would any of those be to your liking?
mm, i am dying for the new post w/pics!! i keep checking in.
so i had some little girls and a mom over today, very cute, got to the shack late. but what do i find there but that my neighbor is hosting a party of a million people to celebrate his show overseas. immediately i was overcome with crashing waves of loser. 45 minutes later i was back home again. there is nothing worse than sitting on the other side of a wall where there is champagne popping etc.
this is all.
MM, please be kind and do not post any pics of me, please.
FB I just emailed you.
Regi, I wish you had been at the blog fest. It was perfectly ridiculous.
FB: I went to the shack late and as soon as I got there, a coma hit me hard and I crashed on the futon. Terrible. I am now drinking Thai iced coffee to wake up.
I am useless like someone's forgotten ass tub. I had to read 3 thesis papers and comment on them today (and they were already 2 days late, oops). Not a good example to set for the students. I must quote the opening line of one of them, it's too awful, God forgive me:
My work is a visual link between the physicality of a person as well as a person’s personality.
Visual link...missing link...
i am re-emailing you mm. the ether may have rejected it or something.??
the physicality is like reaching out - feeling feelings - that relate to the personality through the finger pads of the soul. it's all there.
I sold a paper that begins like that. The student was desperate.
Just back from the stooo-diddly. I will email the incriminating pics... there are videos, too. I'm a little afraid to post those. But maybe.
Hey Slothy, post the videos! That would be hilarious.
No Sloth, please don't post the vids. I am afraid....I am very, very afraid.
Hello! I had the most splendiferous evening with all of you ! so many happy glowing times with so many fine people. I loved the tower of taste treats, and the thrilling, many actions a minute dancing. blammo!
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