hang in there. many false boarding calls will occur; it is the way they fuck with frantic travelers. they will do awful things in-flight as well, such as charging for vodka.
9 hours and 2 glasses of wine later plus a bucketful of microwaved tortilla chips, I am ready to rumble. I caught UF flirting with a 20-something, it's time for a buffetting about the head and neck, no? No fair, I am unshowered, unmade-up, unbearded....there is no way I can retaliate except with this comment on my blog. UF!!! You are a naughty man. Put your phreak back in your pocket!!!!
Listen, I take it back. All is forgiven I am just crappy happy and all these large purple and orange flowers on the rug are giving me the shakes. Time to pop a pill? Become a yoga twin? Something. I am ready to push and smush.
Are you exciting? Are you still embarked? Are you a mad dog of unruly passion? What is an UF? Is it like a Ruff? Sounds unreliable for who would not a Mountain Man to tame?
Forget the fat guy. Forget that you are stuck in an airport. Forget the blizzard...Dick Fucking Cheney shot a fellow hunter today. Is that ironic or to be expected? I laughed and I am scared.
Me too, I laughed and was scared too. It's unreal. But it makes so much sense that he would do that. Where are we? Why can't we get away from these Republican beasts? I want to run.
what if cheney accidentally shot fatty boy? would he do time? probably not. probably just a slap on the wrist. we should take his pacemaker away for an afternoon.
finally home at 5:15 am!!!!! unable to sleep due to unmentionables. could not have been a worse airline experience. no gratis anywhere. we actually finally got to jfk at 1 am and had to sit on the runway for 3 hours. die.
welcome back to slushy home. I am glad you made it safe! I was practicing my homeward contortions as a calling for the winged migration of the man of the mountain and Uncle. Bend deep into gravity far enough and you will be in Florida and New York at the same time they say. this has never been true in my case, but I am working towards full mobility shortly and next time I will fetch you with my stretchy and spiritual arms. There are also the hoots which are bird callings functioning without flapping. but as they say in Floriday, new technology has rendered me obsolete and I banish it. i am impotent.
Yes, we were lucky our plane was not the one to slide off the runway...Hams I am sure your intoning assisted us in our journey...I will partake of some cocoa now Krix. Thanks. I must adjust to ideas of drawing for tomorrow's class. Not to mention maybe paint again. That would be special.
whoa. long night. sitting in airports = psychosis. sitting in airplane = complete mental breakdown!! Hell. I am sorry. I hope you get some rest today. thistle climbing is in order.
FB, we were in the airport 12 hours before the flight even took off. The cruelest part was the 3 hours on runway. Then actually almost as cruel (at least for me) Aunt Franny came to visit in the taxi line. With no warning and no preparation. This comment should be deleted...no?
wow, that is special timing. nice and fair and right, right? not. the sitting on landed plane and not letting you out part is the most cruel punishment. God it is awful. were there any fist fights?
HI MM!!! Welcome back. I'm praying for another 2 feet of snow tonight so I don't have to teach tomorrow. Geez, you must be zonkered. ***Please all mighty and powerful and hansom god, if you're listening, just this one time, please...
Mountain Man, you should know that this position in the picture you've posted is the favorite position of Mrs. The Capt'n and Sea Monkey, for when we're on the couch watching TV in the night. They only do one leg up at a time, however, and they use the position as a stress buster when whatever show we're watching gets too tense.
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Mountain Sumo Belmer, no? What would he look like with bruises?
Beautiful. Very beautiful, I wish him to have bisections and bruises, both.
His name should be Bartholamew.
i am attracted to him. reminds me of an old boyfriend and a sexy pose he would do just for me in the moonlight. i called him fatty boy.
Nice WW, I like the tubby custard once in a while myself.
8 1/2 hours and counting at the airport!!! woohoo!!!! there was a misleading false almost boarding and then no - oopsy!!!
hang in there. many false boarding calls will occur; it is the way they fuck with frantic travelers. they will do awful things in-flight as well, such as charging for vodka.
9 hours and 2 glasses of wine later plus a bucketful of microwaved tortilla chips, I am ready to rumble. I caught UF flirting with a 20-something, it's time for a buffetting about the head and neck, no? No fair, I am unshowered, unmade-up, unbearded....there is no way I can retaliate except with this comment on my blog. UF!!! You are a naughty man. Put your phreak back in your pocket!!!!
Listen, I take it back. All is forgiven I am just crappy happy and all these large purple and orange flowers on the rug are giving me the shakes. Time to pop a pill? Become a yoga twin? Something. I am ready to push and smush.
Getting home = Never happening. It was nice knowing you all!!!!! I am now going to find a nice rental in Ft. Lauderale. It seems friendly here.
Are you exciting? Are you still embarked? Are you a mad dog of unruly passion? What is an UF? Is it like a Ruff? Sounds unreliable for who would not a Mountain Man to tame?
I can tame all the tigers with my long zz top style beard.
They tell us the flight will now take of at 10:30. WHATEVER!!!!
Forget the fat guy. Forget that you are stuck in an airport. Forget the blizzard...Dick Fucking Cheney shot a fellow hunter today. Is that ironic or to be expected? I laughed and I am scared.
Me too, I laughed and was scared too. It's unreal. But it makes so much sense that he would do that. Where are we? Why can't we get away from these Republican beasts? I want to run.
Can we shoot them? Can we shoot them accidentally? Is Dick being charged with anything? Why would anyone give him a gun?
Exactly. Gun control. WTF. Don't give this psycho a gun. I'd rather give a fun to a 13 year old with ADD than Dick Cheney.
give fun to all 14 year olds
what if cheney accidentally shot fatty boy? would he do time? probably not. probably just a slap on the wrist. we should take his pacemaker away for an afternoon.
see what kinda huntin he do without no heart monitor, just fer kicks
MM, I hope you are winging your way home at this moment, and that the airline is giving you your choice of delicious vodka for gratis free.
special update:
finally home at 5:15 am!!!!! unable to sleep due to unmentionables. could not have been a worse airline experience. no gratis anywhere. we actually finally got to jfk at 1 am and had to sit on the runway for 3 hours. die.
MM. I was very happy that it wasn't your plane that had the spins.
welcome back to slushy home. I am glad you made it safe! I was practicing my homeward contortions as a calling for the winged migration of the man of the mountain and Uncle. Bend deep into gravity far enough and you will be in Florida and New York at the same time they say. this has never been true in my case, but I am working towards full mobility shortly and next time I will fetch you with my stretchy and spiritual arms. There are also the hoots which are bird callings functioning without flapping. but as they say in Floriday, new technology has rendered me obsolete and I banish it. i am impotent.
welcome back MM! Thank god, you've finally arrived. I was worried sick. Here, have some cocoa.
for reals, hope you have had some rest by the time you read this comment.
Yes, we were lucky our plane was not the one to slide off the runway...Hams I am sure your intoning assisted us in our journey...I will partake of some cocoa now Krix. Thanks. I must adjust to ideas of drawing for tomorrow's class. Not to mention maybe paint again. That would be special.
whoa. long night. sitting in airports = psychosis. sitting in airplane = complete mental breakdown!! Hell. I am sorry. I hope you get some rest today. thistle climbing is in order.
FB, we were in the airport 12 hours before the flight even took off. The cruelest part was the 3 hours on runway. Then actually almost as cruel (at least for me) Aunt Franny came to visit in the taxi line. With no warning and no preparation. This comment should be deleted...no?
But MM now you are back and now you can get down to business with all your get-rich-quick schemes!!! GET MOTIVATED!!!!! Let's go get those guys!!!
Ham the call of the Hoot has not lost any power and you remain ominpotent, not impotent. There, there.
Ham the call of the Hoot has not lost any power and you remain ominpotent, not impotent. There, there.
See? It came out twice.
wow, that is special timing. nice and fair and right, right? not. the sitting on landed plane and not letting you out part is the most cruel punishment. God it is awful. were there any fist fights?
I have to say that absolutely EVERYONE was incredibly nice and cool and senses of humor abounded. Could have been brawly but no.
Oh god MM... how did you restrain yourself from ripping open the emergency exit & sliding down the inflatable slide? I would've snapped for sure.
Thank you for the lice pictures and for the fatty boy. Thanks for being silly.
HI MM!!!
Welcome back. I'm praying for another 2 feet of snow tonight so I don't have to teach tomorrow. Geez, you must be zonkered.
***Please all mighty and powerful and hansom god, if you're listening, just this one time, please...
i am glad you are safe. good luck with your class. see you on the blogs.
Hi and good night...strangling is good, especially with large hands and long fingers. Not breathing is the next wave of living.
Mountain Man, you should know that this position in the picture you've posted is the favorite position of Mrs. The Capt'n and Sea Monkey, for when we're on the couch watching TV in the night. They only do one leg up at a time, however, and they use the position as a stress buster when whatever show we're watching gets too tense.
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